2007 Fantasy Football League

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Week 12 - Results

One week left in the playoff run, and the gloves are coming off, and the haymakers are flying...Who's gonna take the next step to owning that sweet ass autographed bass?

M.I.EVIL ? (3-9) @ CAMP BETTY (4-8)
M.I. Evil ?, Mike76
Camp Betty, Sue115
CORTEZ THE KILLER (6-5-1) @ STEEL CITY (6-5-1)
Cortez the Killer, Tim115
Steel City, Gavin115
MEATY MELONS (7-5) @ DAMAGE INC. (8-4)
Meaty Melons, Lisa114
Damage Inc., Brennan109
TURNOVERSAURUS REX (8-4) @ THEM BONES (7-5)
Turnoversaurus Rex, Joel92
Them Bones, Adam71
AROMA OF TACOMA (6-6) @ SPANKING MONKEY (4-8)
AROMA OF TACOMA, Jerry100
Spanking Monkey, Rebecca84
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Week 12 - Stats & Standings

Alice In Chains FFL 2007 Week 12 Stats & Standings

DIVISION 1
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Turnoversaurus Rex840.667--
Meaty Melons750.5831
Them Bones750.5831
Camp Betty480.3334
M.I. Evil ?390.2505

 
DIVISION 2
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Damage Inc.840.667--
Steel City651.5421.5
Cortez the Killer651.5421.5
AROMA OF TACOMA660.5002
Spanking Monkey480.3334

DIVISION 1
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Turnoversaurus Rex (Joel)104210023-2-05-2-06-1-0W2
Meaty Melons (Lisa)121410633-3-04-2-04-3-0W4
Them Bones (Adam)109010183-4-04-1-03-4-0L1
Camp Betty (Sue)90810763-4-01-4-03-5-0W1
M.I. Evil ? (Mike)99411512-4-01-5-02-5-0L4

DIVISION 2
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Damage Inc. (Brennan)112610323-3-05-1-06-2-0L1
Steel City (Gavin)110710401-3-15-2-03-3-1T1
Cortez the Killer (Tim)105310063-3-03-2-12-4-1T1
AROMA OF TACOMA (Jerry)103610862-5-04-1-03-4-0W1
Spanking Monkey (Rebecca)98010760-5-04-3-03-4-0L2
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Week 11

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Week 10 - Results

Week 10, and it's countdown to the playoffs. The race for the bass is coming down to the wire...place your bets now!

Another loss for Catfish Inez sends him to do some more bottom feeding in the familiar mud of Div. 1. Lisa's Meaty Melons are perfectly proportioned again at 5-5, and putting the squeeze on the Div. 1 leaders.

M.I. EVIL ? (3-7) @ MEATY MELONS (5-5)
M.I. Evil ?, Mike75
Meaty Melons, Lisa88

SPOILER ALERT...Joel was poised for that evolutionary step into first, but Jerry's foul air crept down from the Northwest and caused T. Rex to do some serious choking, leading to a mass extinction of the smack talkin thunder lizards...Jerry moves to 5-5 and adds another notch on the spoiler belt.

T. REX (6-4) @ AROMA OF TACOMA (5-5)
Turnoversaurus Rex, Joel72
AROMA OF TACOMA, Jerry108

Gavin did some Damage control to keep his playoff hopes alive by treating Brennan to a little of what he's been dealing out this season. Damage Inc remains in first at 7-3, but Gavin's Steel City are 5-5 and ready to lay some pipe in Div. 2

STEEL CITY (5-5) @ DAMAGE INC. (7-3)
Steel City, Gavin63
Damage Inc., Brennan47

Sue was last seen scattering Them Bones all over Camp Betty and performing some kind of scary spoiler ritual. Adam cracks yet another rib with 2 straight losses, but is still clinging on to first place in Div. 1 by a phalange.

THEM BONES (6-4) @ CAMP BETTY (3-7)
Them Bones, Adam68
Camp Betty, Susan93

Cortez was unaware of the dangers he'd face in the jungle, and got monkey wrenched by Rebecca who delivered a simian style spoiler spanking to Tim. The Killers are a little sore, but still exploring a playoff bid at 6-4

SPANKING MONKEY (4-6) @ CORTEZ THE KILLER (6-4)
Spanking Monkey, Rebecca103
Cortez the Killer, Tim91

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Week 10 - Stats & Standings

Alice In Chains FFL 2007 Week 10 Stats & Standings

DIVISION 1
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Them Bones640.600--
Turnoversaurus Rex640.600--
Meaty Melons550.5001
M.I. Evil ?370.3003
Camp Betty370.3003

 
DIVISION 2
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Damage Inc.730.700--
Cortez the Killer640.6001
Steel City550.5002
AROMA OF TACOMA550.5002
Spanking Monkey460.4003

DIVISION 1
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Them Bones (Adam)8928623-3-03-1-02-3-0L2
Turnoversaurus Rex (Joel)8848722-2-04-2-05-1-0L1
Meaty Melons (Lisa)9678793-3-02-2-03-3-0W2
M.I. Evil ? (Mike)8549092-3-01-4-02-3-0L2
Camp Betty (Sue)7188672-3-01-4-02-4-0W1

DIVISION 2
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Damage Inc. (Brennan)9158203-2-04-1-05-2-0L1
Cortez the Killer (Tim)8407893-2-03-2-02-3-0L2
Steel City (Gavin)8708291-3-04-2-02-3-0W2
AROMA OF TACOMA (Jerry)8418802-4-03-1-02-3-0W3
Spanking Monkey (Rebecca)8369100-4-04-2-03-3-0W1
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Week 9 - Results

Week 9 is in the books, and Damage Inc is alone in first in Div. 2 while T Rex gains ground on Them Bones in Div. 1...here's a Week 9 flashback.

Despite putting up 82 pts, Mike gets heckled from the front row by the irreverant Brennan. Damage Inc. is 3 -0 vs the AiC boys and has the best record in the league at 7-2...he's lovin the music, but hatin on the players!

DAMAGE INC. (7-2) @ M.I. EVIL ? (3-6)
Damage Inc., Brennan126
M.I. Evil ?, Mike82

Lisa's Meaty Melons completey enveloped Them Bones and grinded Adam to dust this week. The Melons go up a cup size by reeling off a Week 9 high score of 133 pts, and stay in the Div. 1 hunt at 4-5

MEATY MELONS (4-5) @ THEM BONES (6-3)
Meaty Melons, Lisa133
Them Bones, Adam81

T. Rex again shows Camp Betty the dangers of outdoor activities around large hungry carnivores...for the second time in 3 weeks, Joel sends Sue limping off in search of a park ranger, and puts himself in position to rattle Them Bones in Div. 1 

T REX (6-3) @ CAMP BETTY (2-7)
Turnoversaurus Rex, Joel79
Camp Betty, Sue56

There are no flying monkeys in the Steel City! Over medicating himself for having to start Baltimore's  D this week, Gavin was unable to tell the difference between Rebecca's Monkey and a Raven. Apparently they really hate Ravens in the Steel City...very messy!

STEEL CITY (4-5) @ SPANKING MONKEY (3-6)
Steel City, Gavin116
Spanking Monkey, Rebecca79

Cortez sailed a bit too far north, and ran aground in Tacoma. AiC's aromatic axe man spoils Tim's chance of keeping pace with Damage Inc. in Div. 2...Ahhhh the lovely stench of a monkey wrench...huh Jerry?

THE KILLER (6-3) @ AROMA OF TACOMA (4-5)
Cortez the Killer, Tim66
AROMA OF TACOMA, Jerry80

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Week 9 - Stats and Standings

Alice In Chains FFL 2007 Week 9 Stats & Standings

DIVISION 1
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Them Bones630.667--
Turnoversaurus Rex630.667--
Meaty Melons450.4442
M.I. Evil ?360.3333
Camp Betty270.2224

 
DIVISION 2
TEAMWLTPCTGB
Damage Inc.720.778--
Cortez the Killer630.6671
Steel City450.4443
AROMA OF TACOMA450.4443
Spanking Monkey360.3334

DIVISION 1
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Them Bones (Adam)8247693-3-03-0-02-2-0L1
Turnoversaurus Rex (Joel)8127642-2-04-1-05-1-0W1
Meaty Melons (Lisa)8798042-3-02-2-02-3-0W1
M.I. Evil ? (Mike)7798212-3-01-3-02-2-0L1
Camp Betty (Sue)6257991-3-01-4-01-4-0L4

DIVISION 2
TEAM, OWNER(S)PFPAHOMEAWAYDIVSTREAK
Damage Inc. (Brennan)8687573-1-04-1-05-1-0W3
Cortez the Killer (Tim)7496863-1-03-2-02-2-0L1
Steel City (Gavin)8077821-3-03-2-01-3-0W1
AROMA OF TACOMA (Jerry)7338081-4-03-1-02-3-0W2
Spanking Monkey (Rebecca)7338190-4-03-2-02-3-0L2
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Week 9 - God Smack

A week 9 win has freed the trapped inner poet in Lisa, which simultaneously confused, excited and disturbed Joel.

Meaty Melons:

FOUR AND FIVE!
SOUR CREAM AND CHIVE
THE MELONS ARE BACK!
ALF IS FROM PLANET MELMAC
THIS WIN WAS SWEET!
RUB ME WITH FRESH CU