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4 weeks down, and 9 to go in the run to the playoffs. So far the early division leaders are...Division 1 - Adam (Them Bones) 4-0 and Division 2 - Brennan (Damage Inc.) 3-1.
Division 1: Adam - Them Bones (4-0) has Lisa - Meaty Melons (3-1) nipping at his calcaneus (google it...I did)
Division 2: Brennan - Damage Inc. (3-1) stands on top of the wreckage with Jerry - Aroma Of Tacoma (2-2) and Tim - Cortez the Killer (2-2) both just one game back and pissed.
Here's how it all went down in week 4...
Looking about as evil as Hanson, Mike gets easily frightened by T Rex, and drops to (1-3)...he may have to finish the gig from behind the drum riser...Joel gets himself into the .500 club at (2-2) by beating Mike with a kicker on Monday Night..ouch
Monkey see Monkey do....If only Rebecca (1-3) could've "seen" that Maroney was gonna be a huge puss, she could've "done" something about it, but she Spanked her own Monkey, as Brennan (3-1) could only inflict minor Damage this week. He eeks out a win despite single digits on the entire starting roster accept for his savior and mine Randy Moss
The Aroma was but a faint whiff this week, and Jerry (2-2) got blown off the stage by those Mighty Meaty Melons. Lisa (3-1) cranks out a monster riff that sends Jerry back to rehearsal with an ear shattering 69 point thrashing...This one goes to eleven!
Gavin gets the Steel City some respect and a win (1-3) by scoring a respectable 95 points and crushing Camp Betty (1-3). Apparently city folk scare the crap out of Sue and the gals at Camp Betty, and they could only muster a feeble 32 points from starters, and 11 points from the bench..legendary!
Them bones just keep rattling along and Adam stays unbeaten at (4-0) This week Adam busted out a femur and repeatedly beat that nasty genocidal Cortez upside the head. Tim drops to (2-2) and joins Sue in the "WTF kinda score is that" club, and he also joins Westbrook fantasy owners everywhere with a big FU !.