I'm so sick of studying the French Revolution, so I figured maybe, if I held my own coup on here, it might seem slightly more interesting. So, admins, mods, you have lost your power. To me. The greatest general of these boards.
Why, you may ask? Because. Besides my persistant boredom, the admins are failing to give equal rights. We have three 'estates,' I'll call them- the First, Second, and Third Estates. The first, that's just the admins. Then we get the second, made up of mods and subscribers. And then us. The third estate. We don't get any cool shit under our names. You're refusing to give titles to those without money or noble hiring/appointing! I think I speak for everyone when I say that the lack of a jpeg under your user info is humiliating. And I speak for all of us when I say that we hate it with the firey passion reserved only for Creed and their fans!
So, I have decided to also make the Creepic Code. The new laws of this board are as follows-
1- The first rule of aliceinchains.com is- don't talk about aliceinchains.com.
2- The second rule of aliceinchains.com is- no guessing what I will say before I say it.
3- No one shall ever say anything bad about me or my rule, however cruel it may get.
4- All old people must become young. If you refuse or are unable, you forfeit all of your blue rectangles to the state.
5- I am the state (And So Can You!) Nah, just kidding, you can't be.
6- I am to be addressed as "My Dread Empress Creep" from now on, and not doing so is punishable by bannage.
7- Short people are officially superior.
8- Any person who uses 'lol' more than twice in a single post from now on shall be executed. 'Laugh out loud' and 'lmao' are permitted.
9- No one else is allowed to have an image by HiP as their sig. Just me. You all are hereby doomed to shitty sigs.
10- Trying to overthrow me is against the law.
11- Banning me, admins, is also against the law. I have the power. Not you.
12- You don't get to know rule 13. I'm making it scary and mysterious. Make sure you don't break it.
13- I'm allowed to add more rules at any time.
15- There is no number 14 anymore.
Wow. In the matter of minutes, I took all the power on the boards and established my empire. Pretty sweet.
If only there was a way to expose my thought process for other people to see. I could make some serious cash. It's messed up. Being in my head is so awesome. I have trouble following myself at times.
HiP QWNS
