Hey Cherry. well no i don't have any connections like that at all. it's cool to let jerry know we think he's beautiful and talented and all that but in a more respectable way is all. and no he is not a piece of meat. and we didn'tmean any harm. i know myself i really did most of that dirty stupid talk cause i thought it made him feel good to have us talk like tath about him. specially since we are younger hot chics. ahahha. but i come to realize jerry though mayve i'm sure he knows we all just having fun. at his expense of course. hahaha. maybe that's just not really the case. and maybe it is who knows. all i know is that one day it dawned on me that some of the stuff we do and say in here. though we think it's all in fun and we have a great time. i know. i just started to feel bad for jer for some odd reason and my gut kinda made me feel to post what i have. he is a human being. and yes a beautiful one at that inside and out. and im sure as a person in general as well though i havent' gotten the pleasure to be able ot know him as a person. but really we shouldnt' be posting pics of him half naked and saying the very dirty things we say sometimes.

But you ladies can chose to do what you want. i'm just saying for myself i think he deserves to be repsected as a person and not just as a rockstar. though he may never come in here if we really do care at all about him as a person we should just be more respectable to his feelings just in case we do wierd him out. hahahaha. so that's all. no one is a piece of meat. and noone deserves to feel liek just cause they are inthe public eye we can say what ever we want. even if it is just that we want to all have a wonderful night with him. so i'm not a mod and i'm not jerry.

 but i just think posting pics of his private part and his body then saying what ever we want is just not nice at all. though we didn't mean it in that way. it's still not right. i hate getting all serious. and no fun right now. but i honestly do feel bad about it. and maybe jerry doesnt even give two shits bout this at all. which i know he doesnt. but that's not the point. the point is he is a person too and deserves to be treated in a more respectable way.especially on his own board.  i know i'd be furious if i knew there were those pics of me in here and everyone gocking at em saying what ever they damn please.

 it's just not right in myeyes. at one time it was and i thought it was cool cause stuff was never deleted i thought. ok he likes it probabl. but now i feel no, maybe he's never even known. and not only taht but maybe he just doesn't want to ruin our fun. so i'll ruin it for him. hahahaha. no, you girls do what you want. i can only speak for myself. i think jerry must be a wonderful man and i wish i had the chance to know him first hand. but now maybe we should just chill out a little and watch that what ever we are posting in here is something that would be suitable to be said to yourself if the shoe was on the other foot. that's all. and jerry though you never read this. i hope it gets back to you. i am sorry if i ever made you feel like you were just a piece of meat. those were not my intentions. and i hope that one day jerry truly meets someone who will love him for who he is as a person. and he will have much happiness.  peace...

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lynda31:

Hahahaha. after reading the last two posts i can see how anyone would think we are a bunch of crazies. hahahaha. no offense. but Gema girlie yes, you can look but dont' touch is right. way too young wich i makes me feel wierd that there are younger ones in this thread with all the shit we say in here on top of that. hahaha.

Wyldechyld you are so freakin funny. yeah i'm not sure what the deal was with the water bottle in those pics. but maybe it was taken back in jerry's drinking days. maybe he was a little tipsy and just wanted to have fun with the water bottle. hahaha. i'm sure he'd make a great representative for Poland Springs as well. haha,

Girls i'm having another vampire night. OH what to do. I hate my insomnia. i hate it and i can't take sleeping pills. i dont' take any meds i dont' believe in them. but if i really needed somting of course i'd take it. i could take an allergy pill but then i'm groggy all day after. i have a gig tonight too. acoustic duo gig. so i was on Mr. Kinney's site for a little bit today and it showed a management company called Elite. i looked it up and it was a Godsend cause i've been looking for a company like that. i can now send my songs to them. if they take unsolicited music that is. I have my song that i wrote that was inspired by a dream i had of Layne on my duo page. for you ladies who havent' heard it you can check it out here. http://www.myspace.com/thedynamicsacousticduo2 

I've used this thread to plug my stuff so much. hahaha. thanks for that. i'm going to be making another page for just my original music as well. it's me and my guitar and singing for now untill i get a full band with me. but anyway. have a great day angels. and you are still all beautifull angels. not for nothing but jerry should feel honored to have some  young hot chics digging him. we are all much younger than him too. hmmm. well wait till he gets old, goes bald, and starts stinking. he'll be coming in here looking fro us then. HAHAHAHA!  "where are my angels" hahahhaa. im just playing. i don't think jerry can ever look bad even at age ninety he'll still have his pony tail and rocking out somehow i'm sure. hahahhaa.

hahaha dont worry lynda ive heard worse, and well yes Ill just look but not touch.... darn... haha

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credit to HiP

fer feck's sake girls - not even a week and I can't catch up!!!!!  I'm just dropping by to say hello from sunny, but not roasting Vegas!!!!

Welcome to the new girls *waves* hope y'all are getting to know us and how we're all about the craic and sharing and caring in here - I apologise for not catching up fully yet, but I'm cream crackered and need to get some sleep as I'm a bit of a zombie!

edited: just realised most of this post belongs in my blog...

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What do you think about the Get Born Again movie?
Jerry: Yes. It’s fucking horseshit.

BlondNBlues:

And Lizzie,

Keep that connection for sure!   Did you tell Laurie anything about the card and the craziness that goes on here?  That's pretty cool that you got to meet her, she sounds like a very nice person. 

 

Hi Dawn! (glad to finally know your name)   Sorry to be so late with a reply, but I've just been skimming over stuff these last few weeks.  Don't have to work tomorrow so decided to go back and really read everything I've missed.

I didn't say anything about the card to Laurie (didn't know he had seen it until after I got back), but I did mention this thread to her when we first started corresponding via email.  She made a comment about appreciating my enthusiasm at the concert and that it's "the fans that make the band".  My response was that the Ladies here are the best example of fan enthusiasm anyone could ever find.  I actually did mean to ask her whether she ever comes on here, just didn't get to it. 

There's a lot of stuff I thought I was going to ask about, but an hour passes by soooo fast!  And you know how conversation goes -- it takes it's own path.  She's a very interesting person, and I was completely absorbed in getting to know her.  She also seemed to genuinely want to know about me, and it's not hard to get me going if you ask the right questions....  I just hope I didn't embarrass myself by talking too much -- I do tend to get carried away sometimes!

I don't know what kind of connection this will turn out to be.  I'm sure that dealing with fans would get a little overwhelming if certain boundaries were not maintained.  I have no way of knowing where those would be, but totally respect that idea.  I am hoping for a continued friendship, though.  Sometimes personalities just click.  Her's is outgoing and dynamic, she's considerate and kind; the sort of person I really like being around.  (but if a few little perks do come along, I won't turn away from them...)

Hmm, that talking-too-much thing seems to be happening right now, and I still want to respond to some other stuff here... 

 

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PunkyLunky:

Lizzie:

Let's look at the fan mentality with brutal honesty for a minute:  we all think he must be wonderful because of what he writes. We feel as though we know him because his music touches us so deeply. We think we could be compatible because we can identify with the emotions that are so exquisitely expressed through his songs. None of us really knows him, we just think we want to.

Ok, maybe some of us just lust, but I don't think so. He comes across as way too intense for that -- he's not just a pretty boy. The fact that he's so f_cking hot is the icing, not the cake. We all know intuitively that there is much more to him than that, and we want it ... all of it.

I am fully "in love" with the person who wrote those lyrics.

Very eloquently said.  I think Jerry would love to read this passage...... (and Punky should know, she's met him!)

 

I quoted myself because I think I was speaking for us all when I said it.   

Everyone knows how girls can be when they get together (figuratively, in this case).   All the stuff we're taught to keep to ourselves because it's not 'proper'; all the 'inappropriate' and 'un-lady-like' thoughts that we're not supposed to have; all the fantasies we just can't repress anymore...  

Guys know how we talk to each other.  They would all love to know exactly what we say.  Most can only dream about being the subject of such conversations... 

So Jerry gets to live out that dream.  One of the spoils of his career, I'd say.

Of course I can have no idea how he reacts to this if he ever reads it, but didn't he smile and pass his b-day card around?  Don't you think it's fun for him to get to see the side of us that most guys never do.  I bet it makes him laugh.

I think he knows that we don't live our entire lives on this plane.  I think he can tell how much we all respect him...

This thread is an entity of it's own that's healthy for us all.  I hope it doesn't get too serious.  Lynda, we all love the crazy side of you that comes out here (and at least one of us is jealous of it).  Besides, Anna's right about the action/reaction thing...

 

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Haven't been here for a while. Wow, so much has happened. Wylde & InLove, I am so happy for you guys!!!!! You met our dear Riff Lord and took pics with him!!!! And to think, if I had just dished out the $150 bucks, took the night off of work, and had driven my ass the hour and 15 mins. to NY I would have had the same honor! oh well it's my own fault. Congrats all on the card also, I hope he hung it up somewhere. And about Jerry being offended by this little thread...I highly doubt it. If indeed he even has the time to check it out, the most it does is probably bring a smile to his face.  Besides, although most of us haven't met them, we all have a fair idea of what kind of people our Alice guys are. We've all seen the videos that the Baldy posted on the subscriber's page. We've all seen the pranks, the practical jokes, the overall weird behavior. Man I love these guys! Well anyway, my point is I don't think this thread causes our beloved Jerry any offense at all.

On a more depressing note: I have an ear infection. It started Sunday morning and I haven't been able to hear a thing since then. Went to the doctor, she tried flushing it, which hurt like a bitch and actually made it worse. Then she gave me a prescription for that amoxi-whatever crap and pushed me out the door.  Now I have another appointment in an hour. Hooray! Not. I need Dr. Jerry! This just hasn't been my week at all. On Monday I got suspended for a somewhat vulgar yet, completely legitimate remark I placed in the suggestion box at work. Tell me ladies, do you think the following comment is grounds for a suspension????

"I don't think this department should employ supervisors whose managerial skills are equivalent to that of a grape's."

 I thought this was the U S of fuckin' A? What the hell happened to freedom of speech??? And the part that pisses me off the most is that my boss knows it's true. My left ass cheek would be a better supervisor than the piece of shit I have to take orders from. He can't speak proper english, can't fill out an incident report (when 2 of our employees got injured I'm the one who filled them out cause his illiterate ass can't write!) he's always late, he's a sexist jerk, and the employees nicknamed him Ed because he looks like a fuckin' horse!

Sorry, I had to rant to someone. ok, off to the doctor's. I hope he looks like Jerry.  Hey, today's Friday, where are all the sexy Jerry pics?!?!?!?

 

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FlutterGrrrl:

fer feck's sake girls - not even a week and I can't catch up!!!!! 

I know! Isn't that insane???? I'm already stressing to the thought of being on holiday for 2 weeks in August, will I be able to stay updated???

Thanks for dropping by Fi...I knew you wouldnt completely leave us for 2 weeks...MWAH! I can't wait to meet you!!!!!

And Lizzie, the more I read you, the more I hope you'll make it to Seattle in August!!!!

Ok, it's Friday my Angels so here you go...something to distract you from work or from anything you may be doing and you may need doing:

Oh boy!!!!

Oh boy 2!!!!

 What performance is this? Does any angel know?

You Bellas have a great week end! I'm going rafting and I'm no so excited as I'm not a water person but it shall be fun sleeping in a mobilhome, bbqing, walking..I'm just so scared of all the bloody grasshoppers....Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

I love you all!!!! Tiz

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MaryK:

Haven't been here for a while. Wow, so much has happened. Wylde & InLove, I am so happy for you guys!!!!! You met our dear Riff Lord and took pics with him!!!! And to think, if I had just dished out the $150 bucks, took the night off of work, and had driven my ass the hour and 15 mins. to NY I would have had the same honor! oh well it's my own fault. Congrats all on the card also, I hope he hung it up somewhere. And about Jerry being offended by this little thread...I highly doubt it. If indeed he even has the time to check it out, the most it does is probably bring a smile to his face.  Besides, although most of us haven't met them, we all have a fair idea of what kind of people our Alice guys are. We've all seen the videos that the Baldy posted on the subscriber's page. We've all seen the pranks, the practical jokes, the overall weird behavior. Man I love these guys! Well anyway, my point is I don't think this thread causes our beloved Jerry any offense at all.

On a more depressing note: I have an ear infection. It started Sunday morning and I haven't been able to hear a thing since then. Went to the doctor, she tried flushing it, which hurt like a bitch and actually made it worse. Then she gave me a prescription for that amoxi-whatever crap and pushed me out the door.  Now I have another appointment in an hour. Hooray! Not. I need Dr. Jerry! This just hasn't been my week at all. On Monday I got suspended for a somewhat vulgar yet, completely legitimate remark I placed in the suggestion box at work. Tell me ladies, do you think the following comment is grounds for a suspension????

"I don't think this department should employ supervisors whose managerial skills are equivalent to that of a grape's."

 I thought this was the U S of fuckin' A? What the hell happened to freedom of speech??? And the part that pisses me off the most is that my boss knows it's true. My left ass cheek would be a better supervisor than the piece of shit I have to take orders from. He can't speak proper english, can't fill out an incident report (when 2 of our employees got injured I'm the one who filled them out cause his illiterate ass can't write!) he's always late, he's a sexist jerk, and the employees nicknamed him Ed because he looks like a fuckin' horse!

Sorry, I had to rant to someone. ok, off to the doctor's. I hope he looks like Jerry.  Hey, today's Friday, where are all the sexy Jerry pics?!?!?!?

Aww Mary, sorry to hear about that!! I was posting while you were so hopefully you'll see the pix I posted when you are back with a better ear!!!

Work can suck from time to time, I always repeat myself "it's just work, just a job", yeah just a job that occupies 2/3 of my awaken life (8.45 to 7 most days) but hey...take it easy....You did well letting them know I think...

Hope your doctor will fix you!

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All of you ladies are so eloquent...it must be a real pleasure for Jerry to know that he is worshiped by beautiful, literate and immensely smart women :-)

Sorry about your ear MaryK....as for me as was in the emergency most of the day and night yesterday..I thought I was going to die it was soooooooooooo bad...ugh!! turns out I have a viral infection and now I'm home coughing my head off and praying that my fever does not come back (it went up to 102 yesterday)

 I thought I had enough energy but I'm getting tired so I'll stop writing now!!!

Take care Angels....wish Jerry was an MD in NYC so he could treat me :-)

 

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Aww Ari...Another wave of sickness uh???? Rest your body for a while...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXHoxCSO9g

This should fix you! xxx

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Hi girls what's up? Mary K i was going to ask if it was a man that you work for. cause that would probably be the culprit as to why you got susspended for a coment like that. and it was a great one too. hahahaha. sorry to use the gender stuff but it still goes on a lot. you should have thrown in "and you have a small *** too" at least then yu could insult his manliness as well and we all know they hate that. hahahahaha. nothing like throwing down the goods when you really wanna piss em off. hahahahah i'm an evil woman. oh yeah honey well, you think i love it when we having sex but ijust keep thinking that's still your finger...hahahahaha .

yeah about Jerry and i'm not gonna keep bringign it up anymore. but in response to Mary All i'm saying is we need to just realize he is a person and not just a rock star. that's all. and we all having fun i know. but just in case it may make him feel wierd. but this thread is for us anyway not him. cause he could really give a shit what a hand full of girls think of him. though maybe he apreciatest the fact we think he's handsome and all that. but i'm sure he's got some real hotties giving it to him good and he don't need us in here anyway. hahahahah. god i wish i was one of those hotties. 

but  i am what you call an exhibitionist. though i do talk a lot of shit. but i just enjoy doing or saying things i know i shouldn't it gets me off.  and yes, i've many times had to deal with the consequences of being that way as well. bt fuck it people are just too serious and proper sometimes. and to me it gets fake so i like to be as classless as i can be from time to time just to even things out yeahknow. hahahahahhahaha. ok talk soon girls have a good one.....

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Hi Angels, I love you all and this thread so much, with or without talking about Jerry's

Nice weekend to all..

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inchainswithAlice:

And Lizzie, the more I read you, the more I hope you'll make it to Seattle in August!!!!

 

Oh I'll make it for sure, Tiz!  I still don't know exactly which days or how many I can get away, but no worries.  If feeling like I was almost on my 'death-bed' couldn't keep me from seeing Fi, I don't think anything can come up that will keep me home in Aug!  I can't say enough times how wonderful it was to meet her!!!  Now I'm already planning her next visit in my head, I can't wait to see you, and any other Angels that want to visit Seattle -- I'd love to say 'Hi', the drive is so worth it to me!

I guess none of you know that I haven't been well, cause I haven't talked about it:  recently found out that I'm significantly anemic.  In a twisted way I'm glad to find out that I have a medical excuse for being so tired (not just getting old!), but it has been a bite to be so tired!  My blood levels were already quite low just one week before, and then the 'curse' hit.  I thought I was going to bleed-out Sat morning when I was trying to get ready to go see Fi -- wasn't sure I was going to be able to drive, was pretty close to admitting defeat and going to the ER instead.  It seemed like the forces were aligning themselves to stop me, but the idea of missing that trip was just not acceptable!!!  

Enough of that.   LOL -- I forgot about your grasshopper thing, Tiz!   You're just like me with spiders.  I've never been to a LSF benefit before, but keep thinking it's going to be an outdoor event?  We'll have to keep each other safe from our respective phobia-critters! 

And I should say thanks again to everyone for all the pics and all the fun!  I always feel a little guilty for not giving much in those areas.  I, for one, think you Ladies (and this thread) are totally awesome!

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ok, back from the clinic. Thank God for female doctors. I was hoping they wouldn't give me a male. I don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but I trust them more than the male ones (unless it was Jerry of course. imagine being on his examination table. dirty thoughts galore....) but when I'm with a female doctor I feel more secure, I don't know, maybe I'm just weird. Thanks for the pics InChains, it definitely helps. Turns out my ear canal was so swollen that the drops I've been using weren't even getting in there. Go figure. Oh, and good luck to you Lizzie and anyone else who'll be going to Seattle. I've always wanted to go there. Hear it rains alot and I love rainy, foggy weather. Hope you all have fun. Think I'll enjoy the last night of my suspension by popping a few more tylenols, crawling into bed in some silk pajamas, and doing some moderate to heavy Jerry lusting before watching the office on netflix. Love that show, it is so freaking hilarious. Does anyone else watch it? If not, you should. really good stuff. 

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Hey Ari,  sounds like you have what my mom and i had.  the cough from HELL!!   You need to get lots of rest and plenty of cold liquids , hot seems to aggravate the throat  , i hope you can stay away from work ...    I had the fever for 5 days , i think it was also a sinus infection on top of it,   SSSooo rest , drink lots of liquid and dream of Dr. Jerry , , ( mine lasted 3 weeks )                                                                 

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IF I WOULD, COULD YOU?