PunkyLunky:

Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again

Posted Apr 21st 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff

Hold on to your man-panties, because no one's favorite pathetic, homophobic, trash-talking wrestler turned conservative unmotivational speaker Ultimate Warrior is returning to the ring.

Brian James Hellwig aka Ultimate Warrior will tease his hair and come out of retirement on June 25 to faux-fight in something called the NWE. Instead of mouthing off on his blog against celebs like Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan, the 48-year-old homosapien will fight someone called Orlando Jordan in Barcelona.

Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same-sex is a hard job to give up!

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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Sweetness doesn't often touch my face


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tell us how you really feel Punky LOL

as far as in ring persona goes, UW is a legend.  looking forward to seeing Warrior wrestle again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CDDu4AYSg

 

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Credit to Hip for most of the sigs, a guy named Nick for the Randy Blythe sig, and a dude on another forum for the avatar

 

 

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

PunkyLunky:

When I was in college, in the mid-80's, I carried a Hulk Hogan keychain and watched (then the WWF) faithfully!

Hulk Hogan, George the Animal Steele, Macho Man Randy Savage, etc etc etc......... it was awesome!

 

I am so freaking bored at work that I am actually reading this thread--I HATE wrestling--

But I gotta tell ya--I think you might be my husband's dream girl!!!

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Hip ROCKS!

haha!

Wrestling has changed so much since back when I was a fan...... went to a few matches when they came through..... dated a wrestler once... you wouldn't know him..... but the only one I like now is.....

DO YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW who I'm tallallallalalalalalking about???????

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Seriously, I don't. . . The Rock?  Does he still wrestle?! I know Hulk Hogan and The Rock--anytime he discusses wrestling my brain tunes him out--HAHAHA!!!!

Tim and his buddies used to host matches in their back yard!  He freaking LOVED the 80s dudes!  You guys are going to have to talk 80s wrestling soon!   He is not into the new stuff.

Here is a funny story--We have a Hulk Hogan action figure that Tim got for a dime at a garage sale.  Neil went through a stage where he was obsessed with Brandon Boyd--Gee--Umm. . .Not sure why. . . --anyway--Hulk became "Brandon", and he carried "Brandon" everywhere!  HAHAHA!!!  Tim was like "Brandon??!?!  Skinny dark haired dude?  WTF??!?!"  LOL! 

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Hip ROCKS!

haha!  That is one funny kid.  Hulk Boyd -

Yep, The Rock.... nah, he doesn't wrestle anymore, but I still consider him one of the new wave of wrestlers...

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Can't believe I got it!  Do I know you or what?! 

Can't wait to tell Tim you had a Hulk key chain!!!!!

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Hip ROCKS!

haha!  I might still have it in a box somewhere...... haha

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

unfotunately i dont watch the new wrestling, i hardly ever watched it anyway, never have been a huge fan, but of the people i did see id have to say that my favorite would be the american dream guy, cant remember his name but i can darn well remember his nickname.

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Layne-Hey Jerry!
Jerry-What?
Layne-Lets play tag
Jerry-not it!
Layne-ok
Jerry-na na nana boo boo you cant catch me
Layne-gotya
Jerry- missed me missed me now ya gotta uhhh nevermind