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FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

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  •  Wed, Jul 02 2008, 3:26 PM 134383 in reply to 134343

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    my ladies!!! Huh, I was very busy the last days, our daughter moved into a new flat,together with her intendend husband, and my brother in law was here for a short visit, to see his mom at the nursing home. Now I'll enjoy my last vacation days, we've really hot weather here, +30° celsius in the shadow today.

    Laura Congratulations on the birth of your daughters twins.  All the best for your family.

    Thanks for all the hot Jer pics and nice week to all Angels


  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 2:57 AM 134477 in reply to 134383

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    Hi Kadyia and all you lovelies. Shit girls Jerry is playing in Vegas for my bday and i had made planst to go to Vegas for my bday months ago and my plans got ruined. FUCK!!!! I swear i have no luck especially round my bday. it's the worst. one timem on my 27 birthday i passed a friggin kidney stone. ah yeah that was a lot of fun let me tell. yeah. and i was all by myself in teh er till 4 am the next morning hooked up to iv's of antibiotic and antiinflamatory. cause i told them i didnt' want a narcotic and the dr. looked at me like was crazy causei was almost passing out in pain. but they gave me the antiflamatory through iv and it took the pain away. let me just say it feels like something is going to explode inside of you in your side. like a knife twisting. it sucks to say the least. and i've heard it's worse for men. cause well you know why. hahhaa. poor bastards.

      anyway. girls pray that i will be able to go. we might try to go late friday night if we can find a flight but i got a fucking gig. DAmmit I always have a God DAMN GIG!!! but i took my bday off but now what good is it. Oh Fucker!! JERRY I"M PISSED AT YOU FOR NOT LETTING US KNOW SOONER> SO RIGHT NOW YOU SUCK> how's that? HAHAHA> Wow I just told Jerry off. Hahahaha. oooh can we have make up sex now? i love that. oh well they probably didn't know till last minute. but i mean all these concerts have all been last minute. do they inform this board at all? i dont think so. so far no. oh well i'm bitter. and i close to getting my dot too. double trouble. so i'm going to bed. have a good nite all...



  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 3:22 AM 134478 in reply to 134477

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    Btw Serena Hot Diggatie Dog This One Is Just Gorgeous! I Miss Your Face Jerry!

    Wow what a hunk. Hahahaha. i haven't said that word in a long time. but it just came to mind.  he looks the same after all these years. this is an old pic from a long time ago. Wow can you say fucking hot. my computer screen is smoking. Hahhaah ok that was gay. hahaha.



  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 4:24 AM 134481 in reply to 134478

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    Have you two made up yet Lynda???? I hope you'll make it! I feel kinda the same with Eddie Vedder...He keeps touring America and I'm there while he tours, great...on the other fucking coast!!!!! Chris Cornell has cancelled his gig in Paris...C'mon boys....I guess they all read here and LO and are scared that we may turn up cuz they would fall in love on the spot!
    "words and music, my only tools, communication"



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  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 6:01 AM 134485 in reply to 134481

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    Awww Lynda!!!  I miss home (Las Vegas)... He's always there one way or another.  *sigh*  When I move back home, you be sure to come over and we'll hunt him down together, m'kay?  lol  Wouldn't that be a hoot?  tee heeLOL
    "We burned many a brain cell together... On the Black Tooth Grin"






  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 1:17 PM 134527 in reply to 134485

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    oh, lynda, u did well telling mr cantrell off! Yes hope he's found a way to have ur forgiveness! Mr Green

    that's for u:

    (hope i remember correctly!)

     

    i just had wax on my arms...they're all red and itchy...stupid hair! why didn't we get rid of it during all these centuries of evolution? they're totally useless! and soooooooooooo ugly! to be a man is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay much better! they don't have all of these stupid things to look after!

    anyway, fiona, if u're reading...miss u! i'll try to email u as soon as i have the proper time!

    right gorgeous, have a nice one!

    smoochies,

    sere.




    candy heart, what a waste...
  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 4:15 PM 134554 in reply to 134527

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    Hey Chickies-   How is everyone? Back from the gym and food shopping. I'm getting ready for a barbecue since tomorrow is the 4th. I'd love to create fireworks w/ JerryExclaim       You girls have any plans?

     LYNDA I hope you're able to make it to Vegas. I know it would be a b-day you'd never forget!


    DEE It's awesome that you're supporting your son with his music. It must be nice to have something to share in with him. Do you find that since you both share  the love of music, do you feel like you're closer?


        Ok Angels, if I don't check in tomorrow, HAPPY 4th of JULY and have a great weekend!

     xoxoxox

    Tash
     


    Forewarned is Forearmed

    "I didn't get a hug but I touched his ass" Me!
  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 7:54 PM 134619 in reply to 133766

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    lynda31:

    as for the pic though. That was on a few different sites. i don't know who took the pic. but i know it was posted on here a few times by more than just myself. but there have been a few shots of jerry's butt other than that one as well. that one is very lovely.

    I took that one because my girlfriends were crazy about his butt.  I thought it was funny.  But I did post in on the Jerry board forever ago so I guess people decided to right click, save, and share.  Little weird though. 


    ~seven moons and seven suns
    heaven waits for those who run~
  •  Thu, Jul 03 2008, 10:13 PM 134651 in reply to 134619

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    Thanks AngelEyes for taking that picture!  Jerry does have a very nice butt!  

    To those of us that are celebrating - Happy 4th of July everyone!!!  Be safe with the fireworks!  I can tell my neighbors are getting VERY carried away with the firecrackers and rockets already!   One of 'em brought a huge stash of the stuff home.  My poor cats are flippin' freaking out already and it isn't even the 4th yet!

     



    ". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”
  •  Fri, Jul 04 2008, 2:56 AM 134716 in reply to 134651

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    Just sayin a quick "Hi" ... finished reading the last 10+ pages, but now it's time for bed!  The pics are looking really good this round -- I think the new background does make them look better.

    Welcome Dee, even tho you've already been here for a while.  Your poem is great, glad you're having fun with us and feel comfortable enough to share! 

    Also have to say congrats to Laura ~ my thoughts are with you.  I've worked in the NICU before so I know how daunting all the equipment can seem, but the babies were a good size for how early they were ... maybe they're already in the regular nursery?  Hope you're all doing well.

    Now I'm starting to nod off so I'll just say how much I miss everyone!


    " ... on a placid island ... in the midst of black seas of infinity ..." ---H.P. Lovecraft
  •  Fri, Jul 04 2008, 4:53 AM 134722 in reply to 134651

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    Hola,chicas! I have come back from the mini holiday.The shore was wonderful. It's so nice not to have to venture too far from home to getaway from it, if that makes any sense. My daughter has a friend who got us into great rooms at more than half the cost, so for five(my daughter, her partner, my 2 grandchildren and myself) got three rooms from Sunday to Thursday for $250.  TOTAL!!Raise The Roof 1 I mentioned the hotel earlier, but I wont repeat it as so not to get dude in trouble. I managed to win money for three months rent (at $250. per!) and the cable bill!! I was trying to win money so I could pay the Acting Coach Pimp and/or the Voice Over Coach Pimp, but  Ted Turner, the Cable Pimp beat them in line! I owe that pimp a pretty piece of change (over $250!)

    Thanx for the well wishes for my sis. I told her of them, and she sends love and thanx, and said very sternly, "If any of you DO get lucky, don't be afraid to walk away If Jerry don't like Jimmy" . And SHE'S the youngest! She got caught by a dude on the DL.  One of the problems I have dating men of ANY culture is how there is STILL so much resistance to wear the godamned thing! My dating habits differ than that of my sister. I need to tour complete health and sexual history, and I ain't too embarrassed to ask! I come straight out- where has your cock been, how long did it take up residence there, did the bitch ever give you so much as a cold? And by the way, can I call your vet? Since men are dogs, I want to make sure all shots are up to date!I dont mind being tested or asked to. I plan on having Old Age take ME out, not a cock!

    So, back to the Beach. You know, mid century American males are funny. They claim not to want women my age, but I got bought enough Moet Mimosas that I alone could've kept the French Navy afloat for the next 5 years. Fresh old coots!Grandpa One guy was so old that a glass of ice tea and a flash of a boob would've sent me to jail for manslaughter!    His great grandchildren would try to kill me 'cause Scrams did'nt get the chance to get them that Playstation 3! He's how I got to pay the Cable Pimp! I'd lose all my money in the slot (he was sitting next to me)and he just kept feeding it money for me. I think it was the shirt I was wearing, cause the other one that paid two months rent, was lookin' down my shirt as if my boobs were a precursor to the Second Coming(or was it the First CUMing)!!  Pop Eyed Pat (that's what I call him) plunked down a good $300. on roulette for me, then another $200. at the slots! I then proceeded to the bar , where we drank about another $200. dollars worth of Mimosas for Mama! He was from Texas, and as sweet as a kitten,and was'nt bad on the eyes! Really cute in a Newman type of way. But he was downstairs a playing TITTily winks with the boob stare, while the wife was asleep in their room.Like i said, Bow Wows,all of 'em. I could've actually went for him for a while, if there was no wife. Boy had eyes as blue as the sea, and fit for a swim! I likes them thar Texans! Hit on me once, and when I declined, all he said was 'can't hate a man for trying' and we continued on with the evening (which quickly was becoming morning- we went up at two). Such a gentleman. Would have been nicer if he KEPT HIS EYES FOCUSED ON MINE!

    I'm gonna get to the bed now and have my regular dream of Jerry! Good night , and much lust to you all!!

     

    Is it me, or is The Rod closer to his knee in that last one? Check out the curve on that thigh!!!   Devil





    In the darkest hole
    You'd be well advised
    Not to plan my funeral before the
    Body dies
  •  Fri, Jul 04 2008, 4:53 AM 134723 in reply to 134716

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    Hello Beautiful!

    How strange not to see Lynda's post this morning...She normally posts an hour before I do in the morning..Maybe she had an early night!

    Well since I wont have access here tomorrow Lynda I wanted to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I know you're a lil depressed but you shouldnt be, because you are great, 34 is nothing, it'll all happen before you know and if it doesnt? You still have your passions (like music) so you are going to be just fine ma belle...LOVA YA!  

    I hope you'll like it, it's my little present to you! Of course this is totally random, it's for a laugh (for anybody who reads and has no idea who we are)!

    Laura, do we have any news? Tash, good to hear from you! Have fun!

    Dawn, poor lil kitties...They get really scared by those things...

    Happy 4th of July to all the Americans here and Happy Week Endings to all of you beautiful people!

    And here's to the firemen who will have to work harder this week end! Bless them!


    "words and music, my only tools, communication"



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  •  Fri, Jul 04 2008, 1:55 PM 134790 in reply to 134723

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    I had this really weird dream about jerry and me last night and i posted the story on Locked On in the I Dreamt Jerry section. I going to post it here as well so you guys can read it and what you think.

    It starts with me in the woods i guess i'm camping with people and there are very dense woods around and there's a cabin(more like my house)there's a box with canadian flags, matches, fireworks and inscents and the box is titled "Young Amercians"(dont ask)and in this dream i meet a young jerry in his 20's and he dressed like a indian(hes dressed without the feather in his hair)

    In another part of the dream i take off with some person for a couple days i come back and jerry is upset with me.

    In another part of the dream i'm watching me watching the dream. I'm dressed in this victorian dress and i have big hair in my backyard with people and there are beautiful tress and flowers of every kind and jerry as the indian is watching me.(This is back in the 1920's or whatever era you wear a victorian dress)

    In another part of the dream i'm standing in a room with my back up against the wall with the Young Amercians box on the top shelf above me and jerry comes in and were standing there looking at each other and suddenly i'm in the bathroom of my house and i'm flushing down the toilet everything that was in the Young Amercians box and i'm trying to flush it jst as jerry walks in the flushes the toilet with everything that was in the toilet and he asks me what i'm doing as he sits on the edge of the bathtub. He gets up and tells me "michelle do you know how i feel about you" and jerry repeats this over and over again and i tell him " i dont know how you feel" numerous times and he leaves. And were just staring at each other(jerry has very lond blonde hair and very bright clear blues eyes and he so cute)

    In another scene i'm walking into the bedroom and jerry is sitting on the bed dressed in regular clothes packing his bags as i sit next to him i ask him what he is doing and replies "leaving". The dream ends(this  where i see myself in the victorian dress).

    Sometimes my dreams feel very real. I had the same dream twice where i was shot it felt very scary real.

  •  Fri, Jul 04 2008, 6:22 PM 134863 in reply to 134790

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    Lynda  .. my dear, I'm still waiting till the clock turns to 00:00 h 5th July...( my time ) so this is for you!!!

     

    may all your dreams come true.. and ' be yourself ' hon...whatever happens in your future....

    xxx Kadyia

    Cherry 

    I'll write a comment about your Jer dream tomorrow at the LO ok??

    A wonderful and relaxed weekend to all of you Angels....

     


  •  Sat, Jul 05 2008, 2:03 AM 135037 in reply to 134863

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    Lynda,

    Hope you have a wonderful birthday and you're on your way to Vegas!  Let us know what happens.  Of course, what happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas.  But, sure hope you share anyway!!!



    ". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”
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