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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Yes, too much awesomeness for mere mortals I suspect.  *cellphone rings*  Yeah, OK.  I'll be right back, need anything?  OH, Hey! Punky!    How's it goin'?

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You wouldn't happen to be passing an Arby's at any point, would you? I could go for some fries right now.

I just got my bass out, now this party'll get going

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Yeah, curly fries right?  *door opens itself*  That's weird!  Lights are on, but no one's home. *waving*  Hi tiga0017 ! 

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Anyone bring sushi?

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

No, but it looks like you hit a squirrel coming in. I'm sure they taste the same.

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Be careful not to let any oldness rub off on my curly fries, man.

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I'm back!  Here's your fries Creep.  Hey, where did Punky go???  Anybody got silly string?  It APPEARS she decided to get 'INVISIBLE' again.  Same thing evey party ... never get's old.  That's OK, after she has a few she still thinks people can't see her.  Where's the camera?  No, I'm not worried.  It won't take too much longer.  But first, I must go say hi to JohnnyNitrous.  You got my money man? Someone let me know if they come back.  Might have to git, pretty damn quick if you know what I mean.  shhh, just act normal he's back. So, did you know I graduated the year you were born?  (going for old people sympathy)  What's that!

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Sweet, thanks. Not paying you, for the record.

You know, Punky's sort of the cops here. Why did we let her in? That's kind of against all party rules, isn't it?

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Is that why she was dressed as a cop?  What was I thinking?    BitterCupcake!  Wow, I didn't expect to see you here.  Welcome.  Have you met JohnnyNitrous?  Wait.  Where'd he go?  OK, what about nik?  Earth calling nik...

Hey Creep, can you help me with my drum set?  I 'borrowed' it from a friend.  Just have to get it back before they regain consciousness.  Can I have some fries?  They said there was gonna be food...

BlondeNBlues...make up your mind.  Get in here, did you bring your guitar?

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Yeah, take this. I removed the serial number, you're good. No worries with them regaining consciousness any time soon. Just don't let Punky see it.

I guess you can have some fries, now that you have my unmarked gun in your hand Go on, I'll set up while you ask to borrow it for longer

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Well, I'll set up my bass, too... Any chance your friend has a green Zone or Razorback bass? If you feel like borrowing those while you're out...

*plugs in, turns on pedals, wall of distortion comes out* Hell yeah, here we go!

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

AHH! NOO! Run, SFA, run!

Coma and BNB can help us take her on. Since she clearly, from that picture, intends to crash our party.

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I didn't do it!  I thought this was a lighter.  Seriously!  Wait a minute...that's not sushi.  Punky can me crowd control for our jam session.  Did I just say "me"?     

 

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