is william the new singer not really a fan of his voice personally not 2 disrespect him in anyway just my opinion

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dear god how have you been then? ........i'm not fine fuck pretending

Yeah. That's your opinion, that's cool. But please keep this stuff out of this thread, I added my little 'disclaimer' in today's, and I don't want anything divisive or anything like that on here, feel free to post it anywhere you'd like, but this is my little mental retreat a large percentage of the time and I'm just trying to have fun. 

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Jerry- "I have solo stuff? Cool."

 

roflmao!

OMG - ok, I have just caught up on the last few days. 

 

hahaa...... I have no words to express how funny this is.  OMG.  Can't wait to hear the rest of the story!  This is by far my favorite thread ever.  (My son keeps asking me what the hell I'm laughing at sitting here by myself at my computer! )

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Thanks! 

I still laugh rereading some parts

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Oh cool I'm at 3 aweome ratings! Thanks Sarie!

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5 starz 4 u!

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^ qwning sig by creep!

Thanks! I know, I'm awesome... This one is... Interesting. That's probably the right word for it. I have no idea where the one part came from I think there is seriously something wrong with my mind, you'll know it when you get there

Day 9 (Saturday)

We caught up on some 'Alice in Chains' as we were driving around.

Me- "So... Where are we going?"
Jerry- "I have no idea. Who's next?"
Me- "Well, want to find Inez?"
Jerry- "In all seriousness I don't know who any of these people are so pick away."
Me- "What city do you think we can find anyone in?"
Jerry- "Well, we were where, Toronto, right? What about Ontario?"
Me- "That works. Have any idea what we're looking for there?"
Jerry- "Nope."
Me- "This'll be fun."

*later*
Jerry- "So, a night passed yesterday, and it went until 4, but it wasn't today until today. Why are you so challenged with time?"
Me- "Shut up! Why do you always have to notice stuff like this at random times?"
Jerry- "No idea. Hey, you still haven't ended the whole putting a friend's personality into whoever's talking thing. I mean, I guess I'm vaguely myself, but you keep shoving that whole memory thing in everyone's faces to hope you get away with making me seem more like-"
Me- "Stop there because I'm not associating the 'politics' scene with him."
Jerry- "Eww... Well, um, I guess at 17 I was probably a little more like your friend who's like 16, so..."
Me- "Yeah, that's all it is. Coincidence. Ugh I just killed my own buzz..."

Jerry- "You ever feel like you're having a conversation with yourself?"
Me- "Sometimes."
Jerry- "And has it ever been in front of a lot of people? And where millions of people more could hear it if they wanted to?"
Me- "I don't think so."
Jerry- "Hmm."

Me- "So, um... How long of a drive is it to Ontario from Toronto?"
Jerry- "Yeah, I don't know how many random conversations we need here."
Me- "Oh look we're here."
Jerry- "I just love your subtle introduction to a new setting. That took some real skill."
Me- "Why did I take you with me?"
Jerry- "Because I'm hot."
Me- "Oh, yeah."
Jerry- "Ugh, what is this song? People don't think I wrote that, do they?"
Me- *laugh* "Swing on This. Wow, that's cool, Jerry Cantrell agrees with me on that one. If only there were people's faces to shove that fact in right now..."
Jerry- "Huh?"
Me- "Oh, there's some people who disagree with me on that, but someone in Alice pointed it out, so it's fact now."
Jerry- "Cool. You do remember I wasn't in Alice for this."
Me- "Yeah, I know. But they don't have to know the Robo Stuff, do they? Most of them are probably too old to watch the Daily Show."
Jerry- "Why don't we go to one of the concerts and see what's going on?"
Me- "Sounds good. Let's grab another room, hang out til it's time, then head out."

This time they spoke English. The only reason they didn't last time was that Ludlum always throws in a bunch of other languages and I know this has been at his level in every way except for that. Now it's solid.

Jerry- "So, it's been a few days, one of which was spent on a bed in a shady motel, do I have a change of clothes by any chance?"
Me- "Hm, yeah. I should probably get around to changing, too. Well, let's go to Walmart, it'd probably be easier to steal from there. Who's gonna stop us, the greeter?"

Jerry- "They have AC/DC shirts here? They're still popular?"
Me- "Oh, hell no. Preps like to buy rock tshirts for bands they've never even heard of to look cool."
Jerry- "That's really messed up."
Me- "Yeah, I know."
*teenager in shades with hood on stops in front of the same rack as us and picks up the shirt we were looking at*
Jerry- "Hey man, we were going to get that, it's the last one of that size."
Man- "Too bad. If only you knew my story, you'd understand why I need a cool shirt right now."
Jerry- "Ours is rough. We didn't just get eyeliner on our favorite My Chemical Romance shirt."
Man- "You looking for a fight?"
Jerry- "I didn't think any emos could give a good one."
Man- "You don't know how wrong you are about me." *takes off shades*
Jerry- "Whoa! I think I know you... Mike Inez?"
Mike- "Yeah. Who are- Jerry!"
Jerry- "You know who I am?"
Mike- "Of course! How'd you get away?"
Jerry- *puts arm around me* "A couple of friends. Why do we know each other?"
Mike- "You can't remember anything, can you?"
Jerry- "No..."
Mike- "I got shoved into Project Iron Gland when RoboAlice's first bass player got the blaster worm."
Me- "Wow, I'd almost forgot about that. That was pretty old."
Mike- "Yeah. I managed to escape a few days ago, and Mike Starr has been letting me stay with him until I can stop everything."
Jerry- "We're trying to stop RoboAlice, too."
Mike- "In that case, you guys are going to the concert tonight, right?"
*RoboJerry walks in*
Me- *points* "We have to go!"
Jerry- "Shit! They must know your car!"
Mike- "Follow me!"

We came to the electronics section. There was a huge group of emos gathered at the desk.

Mike- "Let's blend in and try to lose them. I'm 17 too, so we're all at the right age. Except you guy's blond hair, we're good."
Me- "Oh well." *pokes emo* "What's everyone doing here?"
Canadian Emo- "We're preordering the new Alice Is In Chains Because She Hates Her Life and Wants To Die CD, ey."
Jerry- "What?!"
Mike- "Have you ever even heard them before? Do you know what kind of music they play?"
Canadian Emo 2- "What does it matter, ey? All emo's aboot is looks and names."
Canadian Emo- "Yeah, ey. You don't think we actually listen to that crap, do you?"
Me- "I can't stay here. Do any of you have a car we can borrow?"
Canadian Emo 3- "I do, but why would I give it to you, ey?"
Me- "Here, I have a knife."
Canadian Emo 3- "Now I can cut myself with both hands at once, ey! Here you go!"

We went to the parking lot through a back door. The fire alarm was going off and everyone was freaking out.

Me- "Don't tell me it's the one that has Panic at the Disco spraypainted on the hood."
Jerry- *hits alarm* "Well..."
Me- "Damn! We're running, come on!"
Mike- "But... We have a car!"
Me- *quickly jumps in Mustang* "Here, I gave away my knife, I'm gonna be all twitchy if I don't take my gun, with RoboAlice after us and all."

We ran into the nearby woods. We must have ran a whole minute when I got tired and had to stop.

Me- "Ok, you know what, you guys just go on."
Jerry- "Come on! We're not leaving you!"
Me- *panting* "No, actually, it's ok. Go on, have fun saving the world, miss you..."
*Mountie comes up in woods*
Mountie- "Hey, what are you teenagers doing here, ey?"
Jerry- "... Paintball."
Mountie- "You shouldn't be doing that here, ey. Something bad is going on about a 10 second's run from here at Walmart."
Me- "Really? What's going on, ey? We're from around here, ey."
Mountie- "I can tell, ey. Some emos set off a fire alarm, something aboot a new CD."
Mike- "Wow, that's wrong, ey."
Jerry- "I hate it when people disrepect authority like that, ey."
Mountie- "Well, you seem like fine young kids, ey. Why don't you take my official Mountie squad horse and take your game of paintball farther away from the danger, ey?"
Me- "Thanks, ey!"

Mike- "So, what's happened with you guys?"
*explain story*
Mike- "That's mostly what I found out from Starr. I remember just laying somewhere, in the woods. I sat up, trying to remember what happened. Everything came back, my time with Ozzy, them taking me and bringing us to Area 51, all of it."
Jerry- "Area 51, huh? Sweet."
Mike- "So you can't remember anything?"
Jerry- "No. Lauren's been filling me in, but I don't know."
Me- "How'd you get away?"
Mike- "That's the only part I can't remember. But I ended up in Canada in this random clearing in the woods, and I walked around for a while until I came to an abandoned house. Or at least, it looked like one. All it had was an internet connection, and it turns out Starr's been hosting a small site telling people about Iron Gland. Smackedbygod.com or something like that."
Me- "Yeah, me and Will talked to him. ... Since when is Canada 'not safe'?"
Mike- "Where is Will?"
Jerry- "RoboAlice took him. We have to get to the concert soon and see what's going on."

Suddenly, RoboJerry comes out of a nearby bush. He was almost finished with peeling off the layer of rubber that acts as a skin and storing it in a special area of his robotic frame.

RoboJerry- "Actually, I don't think you'll be getting to that concert."
Mike- "Shoot him!"
RoboJerry- *left eye flashes* "Even if that gun had bullets in it, you still could not harm me. I was built by Compaq."
Me- "Damn!"
RoboJerry- *extends right arm, which locks, and bends wrist down, turning his arm into a huge gun* "I must congratulate you on making it this far. However, your journey ends here."

RoboJerry fired, and we all dodged out of the way. I hid behind the strange Canadian foliage and extended the Force out to Chuck Norris.

Me- *thinking* "Help!"
*time stops*
Chuck- "You don't need my help. There is only one area that it is vulnerable in."
Me- "Can you tell me?"
Chuck- "What is the only part of Jerry that no one seems to have a picture of, even on that one really long thread about him?"
Me- "Gasp! Are you sure, Chuck?"
Chuck- *hits me with a Force Roundhouse kick* "Never question Chuck Norris!"
*time resumes*
Me- "Damn!" *reaches out arm, closes eyes, focuses on using the Force*
RoboJerry- "You're only delaying your fate."
Me- "No, you're only delaying yours!" *uses Force to disconnect RoboJerry's RAM (if I ever meet the band there's no way I'll even be able to make eye contact now haha), the only weak area on the robot* "May the Force be with you."
Jerry- "Ok, that was cool and all, like disabling him with your mind, but come on, that was a really lameass line."
Mike- "I'm with Jerry on this. The first one was bad too. All you did was change his line, and then use a Star Wars one barely related to the situation."
Me- "I didn't see you guys saying anything."
Jerry- "We didn't kill it!"
Me- "Fine, I know, it did suck. But what's gonna happen with the concert?"
Mike- *reaches into pile of rubbery RoboSkin* "I have a plan."

*dramatic fade out*

Me- "This image will haunt me forever."

It was kind of gross. RoboJerry was an emo robot and all, and going to kill us, but he still was who I had known as Jerry for over a year. So we had his RoboSkin laying on the floor of the Canadian forest we were in.

Jerry- "The mountie had like just left when RoboMe shot. Isn't he probably coming with his sword or whatever ancient weapon they use?"
Mike- "And we have a robot, with a pretty important part unscrewed, next to a pile of what seems to be human skin, just laying on the ground."
Me- "Yeah. Can we finish your plan quickly?"
Mountie- "I think you've finished aboot enough of your plan, ey."
Me- "Shit... ey. This isn't what it looks like, ey."
Mountie- "Are you telling me that you didn't use your cell phones to force the robot to fight this human to the death, where he sucked out his innards afterwards, which soaked his processing unit and killed him, ey?"
Me- "Actually, yeah, that's a little wrong, ey."
Jerry- "We don't have cells, do we? Ey?"
Mike- "I do."
Me- "Shut up, ey!"
Mike- "Ey. Oh, sorry. Ey."
Mountie- "Stand there with your hands on your heads, ey. Oh, your paintball gun, ey?" *goes to remove the ammo* "Well, nothing's loaded, so I can't say, but this doesn't look like it'd shoot any paintball I've seen, ey."
*all put hands up*
Mountie- "I need your names so I can figure out your records, ey." *points at Jerry* "You first, ey."
Jerry- "My name's Jerry Cantrell, ey."
Mountie- "Don't joke with me, ey! Everyone knows that Jerry Cantrell is much older than you."
Jerry- "It's a long story. But I'm Jerry Cantrell."
Mountie- *stops, then says in a monotone voice* "Ok. You're all good. Goodbye. Ey."
*leaves*

Jerry- "Huh?"
Me- "May the Force be-"
Mike- "Oh just stop already!"
Me- "You're just jealous of my Jedi awesomeness."
Mike- "Maybe, but stop with the lameass lines! Come on!"
Jerry- "Mike, are you ever going to tell us your plan, or what?"
Mike- "Oh yeah..."

*dramatic fade out... again*

Security- "Let me see your ID, ey."
Jerry- "Here you go."
Security- "Thank you, Mr. Cantrell, ey. Go on backstage."
Jerry- *gestures back* "Thanks. They're with me."
Security- "No problem, ey."

Jerry- *shoving me and Mike forward* "Hey, guys, look who I found."
RoboSean- "Didn't we ask you to terminate them, AIC003?"
Jerry- "... Pets. I want humanoid pets."
RoboMike- "Did you update your system? You appear different."
Jerry- "Yes. I did. Before I found these two."
RoboSean- "Go put them with the other one, then."
Jerry- "A small amount of my hard drive got cleared in the updating process. Could you remind me where that is?"
RoboBaldy- "You're acting a little wierd, AIC003."
Jerry- "Probably just a bug. I'll run a check of my system later tonight."
Me- "They updated him to Windows Vista."
RoboSean- "Silence, human! Put them on the tour bus and bring out AIC004."

*at window*
Jerry- "Will? Are you there?"
Will- "... Jerry? ... Who are those people?"
Jerry- "Sorry. It's safe, guys, come out." *Mike and I stand up* "We've come to save you."
Will- "It's too late! They've built a RoboWill! You can save me, but it won't matter. They don't need me anymore."
Mike- "We're still coming in, back up from the door."
Me- *uses awesome Force powers* "Ok. Unlocked."
Jerry- *opens door* "Will?"
Will- "I'm in here, unlock this door, too."
Me- *again uses awesomeness* "Go."
*open door*
RoboWill- "Mwahaha I have tricked you! You walked right into my plan!"

Yeah. It was RoboWill. Will wasn't in the room.

Me- *exchanges glance with Jerry* "Maybe you walked into ours...?"
RoboWill- "No, I think you walked into mine." *extends arm, gas begins shooting out* "Sleep well."

*dramatic instant screen blackness*

I woke up laying on the floor of the small room on the tour bus. The clock laying on the floor next to me told me I was only out for a few minutes. Since I knew exactly what time it was before RoboWill knocked us out. I got up and tried the door, but it was locked.

Me- *tries to use Force* "Nothing! Damn I wish I hadn't given that stupid emo kid my knife or I could probably pick this damn lock."
Mike- "Ugh... Where's real Will at?"
Me- "I don't know... Jerry, come on, get up..."
Jerry- "Uhh... What happened...? RoboWill!"
Me- "Yeah, we have to get out of here and stop them!"
*hear crowd cheer loudly, and Man in the Box starts*
Me- "Yes, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my first Alice in Chains concert. Well, it really isn't, I guess. Since they're not Alice. But then again, I always called them Alice, since I didn't know they were Robots, so... What do you guys think? Is this my first concert Alice concert?"
Mike- "We'll go with no, I guess. Wait, they're playing without a guitarist?"
Jerry- "I'm sure they can create a hologram of me/him."
Me- "Ah, yeah. That's probably it."

We were trying to unlock the stupid door. We could tell my the cheering and timings that it was already the encore.

Me- "Come on..."
Jerry- "Give up! We're done! You need to regenerate your power, and by the time that happens, we'll have been dead for almost a day!"
*door clicks*
Me- "Ah... That hurt... Hurry and open it, in case it relocks."
Mike- "Are you ok?"
Me- "Yeah, yeah... I think... Where's Will?"
*RoboWill says something into the mic, but we can't hear exactly what through the bus. the feedback-y track begins to play*
Jerry- "What is this shit?"
Me- "They're brainwashing them! That song! By the time we can do anything, it'll be too late! No!"
Mike- "Oh no! And they're coming, listen. We have to run out of here, now!"
Me- "But Will..."
Jerry- "He's right, we have to run!"

Except we run right into RoboAlice.

RoboSean- "We have to leave the area before the riots begin, ignore them!"
Me- *steps to the side* "Oh, I'm in your way, I'm slowing you down on your way to the wheel!"
RoboMike- *pushes us against wall* "I will restrain the humans. Drive, AIC001."
RoboSean- *tries starting bus* "It will not start!" *eye flashes* "Someone has severed the fuel line!"
Will- *comes from back of the bus* "Thanks for that knife you gave me before, Lauren."
Me- "Will!"
RoboWill- "We no longer need them! Terminate!"
Will- *holds up unlit Molotov Cocktail* "Oh, there'll be some termination done, but you guys will be on a different side of it than you planned."
RoboSean- *locks arm into gun mode* "We have your friends."

Will threw his knife at RoboSean's crotch, which instantly disconnected his RAM. Refer back to the eye contact comment. He was already running at RoboMike when it hit, and he kicked RoboMike down with a cool unrealistic flying jump kick. He smashed his foot into RoboMike's RAM. (haha you don't know how many times I had my finger on the backspace ready to go but I left this section,  you're welcome...)

He he lit and threw the bottle, pulling us out of the bus. RoboWill was still inside, but he didn't come after us. We ran like hell away from the bus and the mob flooding out of the arena. The bus blew up, taking out the first couple rows of emos. They just got back up, though, and continued their sprint at us.

Me- "RoboWill is controlling them still. They should only be attacking Canada, not us."
Jerry- "Just ignore them and run!"

And we ran, ran so far away... Ha. We made it since emos have little stick legs and therefore can't run very fast.

Ok, pic time...

Digging Mike's shades and hood. I wish my hoods looked like that.

It looks so dramatic with the quote, you know? It just hit me that real Will cut his hair. Whatever. Hair grows faster in Canada I guess. That's him owning RoboMike. By far my favorite pic so far haha

Another super dramatic one. Us running from the bus right before it blew up.

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Creep, you've outdone yourself with this one!   LMAO!!!   Best part - Chuck's line about the "part of Jerry that no one seems to have a picture of, even on that one really long thread about him" - I can't stop laughing!!!  Thanks Creep, I needed cheering up tonight!  Thanks for making me laugh - I really needed this tonight! 

Creep, note small type so no one catches this but you and me.  Not trying to be an overly critical "old" person here, and, maybe you meant to say it like this, but, BTW, you do know that Toronto IS in Ontario - don't you? 

 

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

You know, that didn't even occur to me! I actually knew that! How the hell did I not catch that when I read back through?! Wow, I just got owned by an old person...

Hey, I'm glad it cheered you up

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  - you were going to the city of Ontario, CA or Ontario, OH - oh yeah, but that ruins the entire Canadian thing (one of the best parts!).  I'll leave the story telling to you cause this is awesome.  You've hooked me on this thread Creep! . . . and, never underestimate an "old" person!

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

Ontario is a small, lesser known town in Canada. Like population 250. That's the one I was talking about.  

I'm just as hooked as you, I have to figure out how it ends pretty soon or the suspense will kill me

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***** five stars to the Creep who has a future illustrious career in something to do w/crazy writing skills

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Yeah, I definitely see a future as a screenwriter or author...... Great, vivid imagination.

I love it! 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

The godsmack conspircy is totally awesome. Keep up the insane genius

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Thanks

I'm seriously considering turning this in, a way shortened version, for this paper I have to write for English

Today's... I don't know. This one's not doing as much for me, but then again, I thought the last one was sort of lacking too, so we'll see-

Day 10 (Sunday)

But these socialist and communist publications contain also a critical element. They attack every principle of existing society. Hence, they are full of the most valuable materials for the enlightenment of the working class. The practical measures proposed in them -- such as the abolition of the distinction between town and country, of the family, of the carrying on of industries for the account of private individuals, and of the wage system, the proclamation of social harmony, the conversion of the function of the state into a more superintendence of production -- all these proposals point solely to the disappearance of class antagonisms which were, at that time, only just cropping up, and which, in these publications, are recognized in their earliest indistinct and undefined forms only. These proposals, therefore, are of a purely utopian character.

I believe that summarizes the moral so far of these posts... Haha ok just kidding. I'm using that as my disclaimer if today's has any unintentional report-like qualities. Since CloneCreep had to be really lame and choose to do, out of a whole list of boring people, Karl Marx, and her drained mind just might spill over into this unintentionally.

Jerry- *pointing* "One, two, three... I have four stuck in my head for the people in the band. Are you in it?"
Me- "Me?"
Jerry- "Yeah."
Me- "No... I'll let you know, for the record, if I could play drums, I would have said yes. Any chance you need two bassists?"
Jerry- *laughs* "Maybe. So we're missing the drummer?"
Will- "Yeah, that'd be Sean."
Jerry- "Maybe he'll bring back my memory."
Me- "I'd like to find my tallness. Mike, what do you want from the Wizard?"
Mike- *laughs* "I don't know yet. We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful-"
Jerry- "What is wrong with you guys?"
Will- *looks up from book* "Actually, I'm pretty sure this is the right dialogue for a bunch of teenagers."
Me- "Yeah, it is. We should hurry up along the yellow brick road here to get Will's youth back, before he dies of old age."
*all laugh*
Will- *rolls eyes* "Hey, we have a radio. Let's turn that on instead of having to listen to you idiots. Maybe I shouldn't have put any thought into them being robots, I'd be having a lot more fun right now."
Radio- "-never knew, but I believe that your trust in me will speak to me-"
Jerry- "Is that Alice in Chains?"
Me- "You're going to get shot one day for saying that! Or worse- I'll be flamed."
Jerry- "No, I mean, I'd know that drumming anywhere. That has to be this Sean."
Mike- "Where did you get money to buy pot?"
Jerry- "I'm serious! Sean is the drummer of Godsmack, I know it!"
Me- "Well, let's send him an email."
Jerry- "Now you're just patronizing me even more. No one checks those."
Me- "Oh yeah, I forgot you don't know about the computer age. People spend pretty much all of their time on the internet now. It's really lame."
Jerry- "Really? Wow."

I got out my laptop.

Jerry- "That's awfully small. Can it even hold 10 megs?"
Me- "This thing's got 80 gigs, and I've got the smallest of all my friends."
Jerry- "Are you kidding? How do you even fill a whole gig?"
Me- "Diablo II's pretty sweet, if you want to mess with it sometime. I think Medieval: Total War is almost 2 on its own. Ok, godsmack.com... Cool, a link to email them on the first page, that's convienient. What should we say?"
Will- "Just mention Iron Gland, if Jerry's right, then we should get something back..."
Me- *types* "Ok. We'll see if we get a reply."
Jerry- "You come up as Negative Creep? There's no way I'd open something from you, ey."
Me- "Did you just say 'ey?'"
Will- *closes book* "Oh shit, we're starting to talk like Canadians! We have to finish up here and get back to the States as soon as possible!"
Me- "Do you know of an area near Ontario we can go?"
Will- "Yeah, Vancouver's just a few miles east of here, let's head there next. As in tomorrow, though, we need a day of less action. We still all have that problem where we don't have a change of clothes. And I don't know about you guys, but I haven't showered since we left the studio. And how many fights have we been in since then? I think we have some basic stuff to take care of today."
Me- "Yeah, really, I may be fine after getting shot, but people keep giving me funny looks with the bullethole in my shirt."
Mike- "Want to try WalMart again?"
Jerry- "Nah, we already went there."
Me- *evil laugh* "I have just the place."

Jerry- "Hot Topic? What is-?" *steps inside* "Aw dude! You really expect me to wear something from in here?"
Mike- "Well, they do have band t-shirts... Oh look it's an Alice in Chains one."
Jerry- "That's our logo? Pretty cool. Did I pick it?"
Will- "I have no idea. Grab some stuff, and let's get out of here, fast."
Me- "Aw, is Will scared of being in a dark, cramped room with a bunch of emos?"
Will- "Aren't you?!"
Me- "No, of course not."

Canadian Emo Cashier- "Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, old school Alice is in Chains Because She Hates Her Life and Wants to Die... Why are you guys even here, ey? Are you shopping for your grandpa over there?" *points at Will*
*all laugh*
Jerry- "No, they're for us. Ey. You're forgetting the Rammstein one Creep got, that one should gain us some coolness points."
Canadian Emo Cashier- "But they're more metal, not emo, ey."
Me- "Think they are literally metal, guys? I mean, they're a German band gaining popularity in America, I could see the robot thing working with them, ey."
Jerry- "I don't know, ey."
Canadian Emo Cashier- "I'll give you guys the senior citizen discount if you want, since no one will question it from the reciept, ey."
Me- "Thanks I guess, ey."

Me- "Ok, are we done here?"
Will- "I wanted to check out Best Buy and see what's up with the new RoboAlice record."
Mike- "Good idea."

We came to a line of emos.

Me- "Hm, I guess it's doing pretty good."
Will- *taps emo on shoulder* "When is the CD being released, ey?"
Emo- "Today, ey."
Will- "No!" *turns to us* "We have to blow this place up and delay this!"

I just used the Force and blew the whole store up. Pretty cool. I then Force hotwired a car. I'm awesome, I know. Without the Force, nothing in this story could have been done.

Me- "So... Who do we have after us again?"
Will- "The US, RoboWill, and RoboBaldy, a bunch of emos, and now a bunch of mounties. Yay."
Jerry- "Don't forget the gangsters, they might still be after us, since you sort of killed two of them."
Mike- "Something tells me we should probably leave Canada."
Me- "Aw, I guess... Where else can we go to hide?"
Will- "Let's go to... I don't know, how's Britain sound?"
Mike- "Another accent I don't want."
Me- "And another place I'm from that I get to rip on, cool. Chuck Norris, can you get us to Britain?"
Chuck- "Of course. Oh, by the way, since you'll be going to an painfully butchered feudal Britain and therefore can't get an internet connection, Sean emailed you, he wants to meet face to face. I'll let him know where you are."
Me- "Thanks, Chuck!"

We landed, like Chuck said, in feudal England. While we were in the air, we all changed into our new clothes, but it was sort of pointless, since we still wouldn't look normal there.

Me- "Wow, everyone shows England as so advanced, but they really aren't. Look at those pitiful serfs working away on their feudal land divisions. ... Damn it I knew the Manifesto would affect this somehow!"
Jerry- "I was waiting for it. I guess we can leave it, it's only an observation meant to show setting, it really didn't change the story in any way. Ah, those poor proletarians..."
Me- "Yeah, I guess it can stay. You know, we don't have any money that'll work now."
Will- *thinks* "You guys are going to hate me for suggesting this but let's be magicians. We have the car and the radio in it and all, and I'm sure there's a bunch of stuff we can do that they'll pay us to see."
Mike- "How lame. I guess it'll work, though."

We landed in the middle of a town square. A group of people gathered around us, but backed up as we stepped out.

Me- "We come in peace."
Mayor- "Thee cometh to slay'th us! Thee art devils!"
Will- "I'm not speaking Old English. Sorry. We aren't devils, we come from the future... To help you be even better than France than you are now."
Me- "Yeah. France sucks."
Townsperson- "Thou wilt help us?"
Jerry- "Sure."
Mayor- "Please, stayeth! We wilt prepare a wing of the manor for thou."

Butler- "Your room is here, ey."
Me- "Something about you is suspicious."
Mayor- "That is thy butler. We hiredeth he today."
Me- "You don't seem to be from around here."
Butler- "What aboot me is suspicious? I come from a land far away from here, ey."
Jerry- "If only I could place your accent, it sounds so familiar. I feel like I should be able to."
Mike- "Yes, me too. I wonder why?"

Mayor- "If thou needeth something, please, feel free'th to ask it of me."
Me- "Yeah, what time is it?"
Mayor- "Time?"
Me- "Fine..." *boots up laptop* "We're going to have to conserve my power, this only holds an hour and a half-ish."
Mayor- "What is thy strange instrument?"
Me- "It's... Magic. We are magicians."
Mayor- "Magicians? Oooh I am amused by the colors coming from your magical device. Is that the blond woman with you? Show me more of your magic!"
Jerry- "Just because I have long hair..."
Mayor- "Thou art all girls."
*Will whispers something in Jerry's ear*
Jerry- "Where we come from, having short hair means that you believe the sun is the center of the universe."
Mayor- "That is a strange custom however I am pleased now that thou hast not cutethed thy hair."
Me- "Two thirty. Ok, want to experience more magic?" *opens Morrowind* "Wait one minute as we focus our powers. This will allow you to exist in another world."
*game loads*
Mayor- "That is truly amazing! May I tryeth?"
Me- *glances at touchpad* "Eh, hold on." *puts layer of Force over touchpad* "Here you go. Move your finger above the black square, but DO NOT touch it and get all of your sweat and crap on it! Hit these buttons to move around in this other world."
Jerry- *leans over to me* "I'm pretty sure you really didn't open a world, but what is this?"
Me- "Morrowind. It's a computer game. This isn't even the newest version of it."
Jerry- "No way."
Mike- *joins huddle* "Jerry, she's right, Starr had Oblivion on the computer he was hosting off of. I didn't get to play it much, but it's great."
Mayor- "What ist this SPACEBAR thy device speaks of?"
Me- "The long black one near the black square."
Mayor- "Ah! I have free'thed myself from the ship!"
Will- *joins us* "That butler seems really off to me, guys. I don't trust him."
Me- "Stop being such a damn old person. We have a butler!"
Mike- "Hey, we should save your battery."
Me- *turns to Mayor* "Our mental power is beginning to fail. Here, let me save your second existance. ... There. We must stop our use of the magic device for the moment."
Mayor- "Dost thou require rest?"
Me- "No, we're good. What is there to do here?"
Mayor- "We are havingeth a parade in thy honor, great magicians. I will sendeth thy butler with a changeth of clotheseth."
Mike- "Yeah, thanks, but where we come from, changing your clothes means that... You think the world is round."
Mayor- "Oh, we cannot have you changing then! Cometh down when thou art ready!" *leaves*

Me- "So, we have to do something else to shock all of them tonight."
Will- "We can drive the car around, but they've already seen it. The Mayor's seen your computer. What else do we have?"
Jerry- "I have an idea. I'll be back." *goes to leave*
Me- "I'm coming with you or I have no way of telling what happens."

Me- "Do you really have an idea?"
Jerry- "Sort of. But really, I just wanted to look around and hang out with you. We haven't really had any time alone these past few days."
Me- "Yeah, I know. Look, a blacksmith's. Let's go inside and check it out."

Blacksmith- "What dost thou wanteth?"
Jerry- *looks around* "Cool, a sword!" *looks at me* "I'm sure Will would want us to have them, with the butler and all."
Me- "Of course."
Jerry- "We'll need 4. But make sure mine is the longest."
Blacksmith- "And how will thee be payethin'?"
Me- *floats in air a foot* "We are magicians."
Blacksmith- "Beggin' thy pardon, I didn't knoweth. Here thou go."

Jerry- *swinging his long sword around* "Cool! Let's see a robot come after us now!"
RoboBaldy- *drops down in middle of square behind us* "Be careful what you wish for."
Me- "That little bit of foreshadowing should probably be moved back some."
Jerry- *points sword* "What have you done with the real Baldy?"
RoboBaldy- "If you can defeat me, I'll tell you."

The townspeople really started backing up as RoboBaldy removed his skin and made his right arm into a sword. You can't blame them, though, because that could happen today and I still think we'd all be kind of freaked out. Jerry lunged at him, but RoboBaldy hovered up in the air out of the way.

Jerry- "Creep!"
Me- *begins using Force to levitate Jerry* "I don't have a lot left, Jer!"

For a floating swordfight between a robot and Jerry Cantrell, it actually ended up not being very memorable. RoboBaldy came at Jerry right when my Force gave out, so Jerry fell safely to the ground.

RoboBaldy- "It appears that you lost."
Jerry- "Ok, you get bragging rights. Glad that's all over, see ya."
RoboBaldy- "If only I wasn't a robot, I may have found your last words humorous."
Me- "No! Jerry!"

Yes! I'm leaving it here for the day! You can't stop me!

Today's pic-

The dramatic scene I'm leaving off on. I'm so cruel. What will happen tomorrow?

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