Well...there is going to be a serious brawl up in here cause I'm not letting go of him so easily...I also have a couple of years of dragon style Kung Fu training under my belt and I'm a huge fan and sometimes practitioner of BJJ (for those who don't know it's Brasilian Jiu Jitsu)...so BRING IT ON LADIES...

So I'm 5'2"..but darn it I have all the right curves in the right places...hehehe (oh..and dark hair)..lol

This is actually a lot of fun...and I'm laughing my head off reading all the other comments!

and Jerry if you are reading this...Pick me and I will show you the secrets of Africa (yeah...that's where I'm from.....really....the real Africa..lol)..It will be worth your while

So...ladies...what the heck is a groupie??? please explain!! I want to be able to know what the difference is between a devoted fan and an actual groupie... and I do believe that some of them might be lying about the encounters...there won't be anyone to refute them..so they just lie away...lol

One thing is for sure...he smells good, his hair is silky soft (i touched it...or more like they graced me with their silkyness)...lol..and he is strong (as evidenced by the hug he gave me..lol)..ohhh man...he drives me crazy...my first and only obsession...

He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

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Jerry's future wife

lynda31:

I'm laughing at all the posts for this topic. Honestly I kinda feel bad for jerry in a way everyone talking about his package and posting up pic's as well. but then again if he wears speedos on national tv and goes comando every day he must be very proud of his package. so he probably doesn't care. Someone mentioned about him being a womanizer in an earlier posts. in jerry's defense cause well he probally won't ever see this ,but honestly how can a rock star be a womanizer? if woman throw themselves at you night after night. the woman know what they are getting into. it's not like he's thinking he's gonna marry them they know they are groupies.not to say groupies should be treated badly. but if you put yourself in the situations well then you get what you deserve. a lay and then shown to the door. it's part of the rock business. so just in his defense of how that rumor may have started. but cheating on a girlfriend is not cool at all. and is a huge flaw in character. but in the rock business i'm sure it's very hard to be faithfull to one person espcially if your partying as much as they did. but then again none of that is any of our business anyway. though i have to say i do love this topic! and jerry if you do read this and you like busty, green eyed blondes who sing and play guitar for a living as well. i'd be willing to over look the lesser qualities for one night. LOL. 

Hey...it's not like you are asking for  marriage or anything...lolololololol

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Jerry's future wife

In response to inlovewithaic4eva there are two kinds of groupies. there are groupies that just love the bands and kinda follow them on tour. like greatfull dead fans. then there are the female groupies who put themselves out there for the rock stars to just get a piece basically. they dress well how should i say umm... slutty....lol. and they hang around the back stage door and wait to get in. or they just get in cause well everyone knows a groupie when they see one. LOLOL. i've been in the music scene myself for a while and see alot of that at my friends shows that is my guy friends who are in bands. of course i dont see it at my shows. but occassionally i get a look or two from a few that may swing both ways. lol. man why can't i have jerry look alikes as my groupies? i'd absolutely love that. so hope i cleared that up for ya. you of course seem like a die hard so no worries. and i'm jealous you got so close as to know he smells good. LOL> i have gotten a hug myself from him. but never noticed that he smelled good. and well i was pretty intoxicated too. peace....

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InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

Well...there is going to be a serious brawl up in here cause I'm not letting go of him so easily...I also have a couple of years of dragon style Kung Fu training under my belt and I'm a huge fan and sometimes practitioner of BJJ (for those who don't know it's Brasilian Jiu Jitsu)...so BRING IT ON LADIES...

So I'm 5'2"..but darn it I have all the right curves in the right places...hehehe (oh..and dark hair)..lol

This is actually a lot of fun...and I'm laughing my head off reading all the other comments!

and Jerry if you are reading this...Pick me and I will show you the secrets of Africa (yeah...that's where I'm from.....really....the real Africa..lol)..It will be worth your while

So...ladies...what the heck is a groupie??? please explain!! I want to be able to know what the difference is between a devoted fan and an actual groupie... and I do believe that some of them might be lying about the encounters...there won't be anyone to refute them..so they just lie away...lol

One thing is for sure...he smells good, his hair is silky soft (i touched it...or more like they graced me with their silkyness)...lol..and he is strong (as evidenced by the hug he gave me..lol)..ohhh man...he drives me crazy...my first and only obsession...

He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

Girl, you crack me up!

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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

(Thanks to Kadyia)

InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

The good cause should be for the homeless, obviously lmao

It just hit me- my natural color is brown. I've dyed it since 3rd grade, so I sort of forgot, yeah I know that's pretty pathetic... But I'm 5'1 1/2" and brown, that should count for something

Eskrima will beat BJJ unless you can take me down, so YOU bring it on

This is by far my favorite thread... I wonder if Jerry and/or Baldy has read it yet

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HiP QWNS

thenegativecreep:

It just hit me- my natural color is brown. I've dyed it since 3rd grade, so I sort of forgot, yeah I know that's pretty pathetic... But I'm 5'1 1/2" and brown, that should count for something

Who's eating their "short people are superior" words now...

p.s. I can still take you down, despite your eskima, seeing as I'm 6 inches taller than you.

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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

(Thanks to Kadyia)

Short people are still superior.

And you can't take me down, I'm too close to the ground already. You, on the other hand, would be easy to take down- how's that phrase go, "The taller they are, the harder they fall"

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HiP QWNS

InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

Well...there is going to be a serious brawl up in here cause I'm not letting go of him so easily...I also have a couple of years of dragon style Kung Fu training under my belt and I'm a huge fan and sometimes practitioner of BJJ (for those who don't know it's Brasilian Jiu Jitsu)...so BRING IT ON LADIES...

So I'm 5'2"..but darn it I have all the right curves in the right places...hehehe (oh..and dark hair)..lol

This is actually a lot of fun...and I'm laughing my head off reading all the other comments!

and Jerry if you are reading this...Pick me and I will show you the secrets of Africa (yeah...that's where I'm from.....really....the real Africa..lol)..It will be worth your while

So...ladies...what the heck is a groupie??? please explain!! I want to be able to know what the difference is between a devoted fan and an actual groupie... and I do believe that some of them might be lying about the encounters...there won't be anyone to refute them..so they just lie away...lol

One thing is for sure...he smells good, his hair is silky soft (i touched it...or more like they graced me with their silkyness)...lol..and he is strong (as evidenced by the hug he gave me..lol)..ohhh man...he drives me crazy...my first and only obsession...

He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

That just seriously cracked me up.

we should just do like in the middle ages, u know, when knights were fighting for ladies...we could just invert who's fighting for who...

just tell me where and when and i'll be right there with my horse (which i have to buy), swords (same) and spears (same....and i didn't mean britney!)

anything for jerry! i'm telling u, anything...

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candy heart, what a waste...

so are we basing this on looks or who could kick more ass???

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I'm not fine, fuck pretending.

You ladies shuld check out the Metal Sludge website. There's a section called Donna's Domain which has the World Famous Penis chart and our boy Jerry is in there with some flattering comments (and some not so flattering comments as well)...but it all goes back to him packing about 11 inches - LOL

knowyourself:

we should just do like in the middle ages, u know, when knights were fighting for ladies...we could just invert who's fighting for who...

just tell me where and when and i'll be right there with my horse (which i have to buy), swords (same) and spears (same....and i didn't mean britney!)

anything for jerry! i'm telling u, anything...

You are one funny chick, knowyourself!

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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

(Thanks to Kadyia)

ld12:

knowyourself:

we should just do like in the middle ages, u know, when knights were fighting for ladies...we could just invert who's fighting for who...

just tell me where and when and i'll be right there with my horse (which i have to buy), swords (same) and spears (same....and i didn't mean britney!)

anything for jerry! i'm telling u, anything...

You are one funny chick, knowyourself!

thank you very much!

but i have to say ''thanks to jerry''! he's so huge (we all know that by now) that actually shines upon me and inspires me...as god himself, u know...

ok, that was tooooooooooo much.......

just, thanks!

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candy heart, what a waste...

hahahahahahha inspires you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not fine, fuck pretending.

knowyourself:

ld12:

knowyourself:

we should just do like in the middle ages, u know, when knights were fighting for ladies...we could just invert who's fighting for who...

just tell me where and when and i'll be right there with my horse (which i have to buy), swords (same) and spears (same....and i didn't mean britney!)

anything for jerry! i'm telling u, anything...

You are one funny chick, knowyourself!

thank you very much!

but i have to say ''thanks to jerry''! he's so huge (we all know that by now) that actually shines upon me and inspires me...as god himself, u know...

ok, that was tooooooooooo much.......

just, thanks!

You never fail, girl! Lmfao

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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

(Thanks to Kadyia)