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FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

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  •  Mon, Oct 08 2007, 6:07 PM 80955 in reply to 80306

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    thenegativecreep:
    InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

    He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

    The good cause should be for the homeless, obviously lmao

    It just hit me- my natural color is brown. I've dyed it since 3rd grade, so I sort of forgot, yeah I know that's pretty pathetic... But I'm 5'1 1/2" and brown, that should count for something

    Eskrima will beat BJJ unless you can take me down, so YOU bring it on Twisted

    This is by far my favorite thread... I wonder if Jerry and/or Baldy has read it yet

    Now that I'm done crying from laughing so hard I thought I was going to choke, I'm going to answer...lol..

    Though I respect Eskrima, Dragon Style also trains in weapons maneuvering...lol..so it will be a hell of a fight!!! and my Sifu taught me to show no mercy (ohh and I was the only girl in the class with much bigger and experienced guys...so I got my ass kicked until I began kicking theirs and leveling)..looking forward to it love!!Twisted

    Wow...you actually forgot brown was your original color....lmao...this it tooooo much!!!LOL

    At this point someone from the team should have alerted Jerry about this thread...(among many others)..and the sacrifices some pretty sexy ladies are willing to make for him...

    So he generally likes them taller...who cares? Until he has a taste of the petite, vivacious (and voracious) and beautiful women that we are he can't turn us down now, can he?

    Let's hear it from the man himself!!! WHAT SAY YOU JERRY CANTRELL????Mr Green

     





    Jerry's future wife

  •  Mon, Oct 08 2007, 6:12 PM 80956 in reply to 80280

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    lynda31:
    In response to inlovewithaic4eva there are two kinds of groupies. there are groupies that just love the bands and kinda follow them on tour. like greatfull dead fans. then there are the female groupies who put themselves out there for the rock stars to just get a piece basically. they dress well how should i say umm... slutty....lol. and they hang around the back stage door and wait to get in. or they just get in cause well everyone knows a groupie when they see one. LOLOL. i've been in the music scene myself for a while and see alot of that at my friends shows that is my guy friends who are in bands. of course i dont see it at my shows. but occassionally i get a look or two from a few that may swing both ways. lol. man why can't i have jerry look alikes as my groupies? i'd absolutely love that. so hope i cleared that up for ya. you of course seem like a die hard so no worries. and i'm jealous you got so close as to know he smells good. LOL> i have gotten a hug myself from him. but never noticed that he smelled good. and well i was pretty intoxicated too. peace....

    Thank you for the groupie education...lol...that's definitely one thing I don't want to be mistaken for Ick! and thanks for acknowledging my dedication to the guys!!

    I'm sure you have a few groupies...probably shy though..lol..send us a link to your material..would love to listen to it!!

    Rock on!!!Mr Green





    Jerry's future wife

  •  Mon, Oct 08 2007, 9:17 PM 81012 in reply to 80955

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    InLoveWithAIC4Ever:
    thenegativecreep:
    InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

    He should auction himself off (for a good cause offcourse)...and I'll probably end up selling my house just to get him....what say you ladies???lol

    The good cause should be for the homeless, obviously lmao

    It just hit me- my natural color is brown. I've dyed it since 3rd grade, so I sort of forgot, yeah I know that's pretty pathetic... But I'm 5'1 1/2" and brown, that should count for something

    Eskrima will beat BJJ unless you can take me down, so YOU bring it on Twisted

    This is by far my favorite thread... I wonder if Jerry and/or Baldy has read it yet

    Now that I'm done crying from laughing so hard I thought I was going to choke, I'm going to answer...lol..

    Though I respect Eskrima, Dragon Style also trains in weapons maneuvering...lol..so it will be a hell of a fight!!! and my Sifu taught me to show no mercy (ohh and I was the only girl in the class with much bigger and experienced guys...so I got my ass kicked until I began kicking theirs and leveling)..looking forward to it love!!Twisted

    Wow...you actually forgot brown was your original color....lmao...this it tooooo much!!!LOL

    At this point someone from the team should have alerted Jerry about this thread...(among many others)..and the sacrifices some pretty sexy ladies are willing to make for him...

    So he generally likes them taller...who cares? Until he has a taste of the petite, vivacious (and voracious) and beautiful women that we are he can't turn us down now, can he?

    Let's hear it from the man himself!!! WHAT SAY YOU JERRY CANTRELL????Mr Green

     

    It's not really Eskrima anymore since I only had a little bit of unofficial training. At this point, it's really just the Creep wailing on stuff with two big sticks. But I've also had a minor amount of Tae Kwon Do. Me and mom grapple a lot too- I tend to lose... I watch the UFC, that should count for something. I'm a Couture AND Liddell fan, you've got no chance Twisted

    Jerry, come on, we know you're reading this... Twisted


    HiP QWNS



  •  Mon, Oct 08 2007, 10:20 PM 81025 in reply to 81012

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    Couture and Liddell have nothing on Nogueira and Vanderlei Silva from Pride!!! They kick ass...literally Twisted

     PM me Jerry Mr Green and tell me what you think Stick out tongue!!!

    We know you are reading this!!! And we know you know we know you are reading this!!!Mr Green





    Jerry's future wife

  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 7:43 AM 81140 in reply to 80138

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096



    What do you think about the Get Born Again movie?
    Jerry: Yes. It’s fucking horseshit.
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 8:02 AM 81143 in reply to 81140

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    FlutterGrrrl:

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096

     

    why thanks Fi :)

     

    I really feel like a 12 year old girl that tears out posters from Teen Bop magazine and puts them on her walls when I see AIC. I used to have posters of Jonathan Taylor Thomas all over my room. I was SOOO IN LOVE with him and knew I was gonna marry him.  A girl can dream. Just like I can dream of Jerry and me in compromising positions. He will be mine, oh yes he will.

    And we all know damn well it will never happen but girls let me dream...LET ME DREAM.

    CAn you just imagine Jerrys long hair all over you fdnksla'fkld/saflsa

    Ok I must go back to work now.


    I hate everything about you.
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 8:13 AM 81144 in reply to 81143

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    thanks for the link!

    dammit! that man is so hot! can he just get bald (sorry baldy!), put on weight and start stinking so we can stop to torture ourselves because of him?!?




    candy heart, what a waste...
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 8:23 AM 81145 in reply to 81143

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    Stantrell:
    FlutterGrrrl:

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096

     

    why thanks Fi :)

     

    I really feel like a 12 year old girl that tears out posters from Teen Bop magazine and puts them on her walls when I see AIC. I used to have posters of Jonathan Taylor Thomas all over my room. I was SOOO IN LOVE with him and knew I was gonna marry him.  A girl can dream. Just like I can dream of Jerry and me in compromising positions. He will be mine, oh yes he will.

    And we all know damn well it will never happen but girls let me dream...LET ME DREAM.

    CAn you just imagine Jerrys long hair all over you fdnksla'fkld/saflsa

    Ok I must go back to work now.

    btw, i usually imagine myself with the entire jerry, and not just his beautiful blond -and apparently soft- hair, all over my body...am i too greedy? Mr Green




    candy heart, what a waste...
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 8:31 AM 81146 in reply to 81145

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    knowyourself:
    Stantrell:
    FlutterGrrrl:

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096

     

    why thanks Fi :)

     

    I really feel like a 12 year old girl that tears out posters from Teen Bop magazine and puts them on her walls when I see AIC. I used to have posters of Jonathan Taylor Thomas all over my room. I was SOOO IN LOVE with him and knew I was gonna marry him.  A girl can dream. Just like I can dream of Jerry and me in compromising positions. He will be mine, oh yes he will.

    And we all know damn well it will never happen but girls let me dream...LET ME DREAM.

    CAn you just imagine Jerrys long hair all over you fdnksla'fkld/saflsa

    Ok I must go back to work now.

    btw, i usually imagine myself with the entire jerry, and not just his beautiful blond -and apparently soft- hair, all over my body...am i too greedy? Mr Green

     

    No no not too greedy. PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Please stop. Jerry...all...over...body...JAYSUS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 

     

    but I cant come to this thread anymore because seriously oh my fucking god.

    I just cant do it. Its too much.

     


    I hate everything about you.
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 8:53 AM 81152 in reply to 81146

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    Stantrell:
    knowyourself:
    Stantrell:
    FlutterGrrrl:

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096

     

    why thanks Fi :)

     

    I really feel like a 12 year old girl that tears out posters from Teen Bop magazine and puts them on her walls when I see AIC. I used to have posters of Jonathan Taylor Thomas all over my room. I was SOOO IN LOVE with him and knew I was gonna marry him.  A girl can dream. Just like I can dream of Jerry and me in compromising positions. He will be mine, oh yes he will.

    And we all know damn well it will never happen but girls let me dream...LET ME DREAM.

    CAn you just imagine Jerrys long hair all over you fdnksla'fkld/saflsa

    Ok I must go back to work now.

    btw, i usually imagine myself with the entire jerry, and not just his beautiful blond -and apparently soft- hair, all over my body...am i too greedy? Mr Green

     

    No no not too greedy. PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Please stop. Jerry...all...over...body...JAYSUS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 

     

    but I cant come to this thread anymore because seriously oh my fucking god.

    I just cant do it. Its too much.

     

    oh, c'mon! pull yourself together! i know u can do it! Yes

    i know it's hard, i know, but...we're strong, arent we?




    candy heart, what a waste...
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 9:17 AM 81154 in reply to 81152

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    Yes you must stay strong - this thread cannot be left now!  You are in for life my girl Twisted

    I go for the whole man too knowyourself - wouldn't want him any other way!



    What do you think about the Get Born Again movie?
    Jerry: Yes. It’s fucking horseshit.
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 10:37 AM 81173 in reply to 81140

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    FlutterGrrrl:

    Stantrell:
    Thats ok he can womanize me till Im blue in the face...or someother color :) That was just wrong.

    Just LMAO in the middle of the office and now everyone wants to know why... Brilliant!

    Officially the BEST thread ever! 

    Go check out some "Crotch Shot Heaven" if you need an "eyeful" chicas LOL: http://lockedon.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=pics&action=display&thread=1178730096

    OH.  MY.  GOD.

     That's all I got.  Speechless.

  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 3:30 PM 81246 in reply to 79050

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    This is in response to KnowYourself,

    What video are you talking about in your first post?  Is it in the pay per view section that you have to pay for?

  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 3:57 PM 81247 in reply to 81246

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    boytoy:

    This is in response to KnowYourself,

    What video are you talking about in your first post?  Is it in the pay per view section that you have to pay for?

    hey, i'm afraid the video is actually in the subscribers section...sorry!

    but i promise you, it does worth to pay...Yes




    candy heart, what a waste...
  •  Tue, Oct 09 2007, 3:59 PM 81248 in reply to 81246

    Re: FOR THE LADIES

    boytoy:

    This is in response to KnowYourself,

    What video are you talking about in your first post?  Is it in the pay per view section that you have to pay for?

    Yes, it's in the All Access Subcriber section..... 

    Yes




    "We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

    "We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell
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