Hey, you won't have to look far if you come after me.... you forget I live in redneck central.... there are deer hanging on the walls of about 90% of the houses in my area..... 

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Ahaha, that's so crazy. I bet taxodermists are in high demand then... you should get a job doing that! :p

ha!  Yes, taxidermists stay busy around here........ it is crazy.

My cousin does it as a hobby and makes a fortune doing it on the side...

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Did I ever tell you my ex was a taxidermist?    Can you believe it?!!  I have seen some bizarre things.

Now he is an organic farmer. .  . .

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"For every star is formed in fire, and so it goes for you. And every face along your path, sees your heart is true." DuVall/Constantine

PL, you think you are in redneck county? I live in rural town Oklahoma and the other day I saw an advertisement for Lookalive Taxidermy!

I kid you not!!

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Rednecks? You're lucky. I have to deal with these damn pineys every day! 

 

And by the way, if any of you rednecks ever come across any good, clean, intact animal skulls, send them my way.

Seriously. 

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What the????

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Lux:

I can only assume the slugs are coming in through the cat flap......which must mean they are really quite strong slugs.......

I would try the beer thing but unfortunatly I have just banned all alchohol from the house...i can't be trusted....but I may do the old salt routine if they bother me for much longer. I used to do that as a kid, pour it on and sit back and watch them shrivle up.

I'm so mean. Don't tell anyone  

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"I fear again, like then, I lost my way
and shout to God to bring my sunny day"

PunkyLunky:

 

 

What the????

 

Skull collection.

I'd only need one of each animal of course. But I only want really good specimens.

You do know I'm a mad scientist, right? 

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I'm figgerin' that out, Rif!

Where do you keep your collection?

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

I haven't started it yet. Just another of many projects that are on hold until I buy a house. But I figure I'd have to keep them in a secret chamber. Because if I still want to like, go out with girls, and if they're like nice enough to actually come to my house, I don't think a library of parched animal skulls staring into their souls will make them feel at home. Unless I happen to be going out with Mia from Kayo Dot, and God willing, some day I will be. She probably has quite a collection herself.

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heh heh....

I can see it now.......... this is the look on your date's face: 

 

.......... a secret chamber??????

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Whenever I get a house, I hope it's really awesome, because I plan on having many secret chambers.

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JennTrav:

PL, you think you are in redneck county? I live in rural town Oklahoma and the other day I saw an advertisement for Lookalive Taxidermy!

I kid you not!!

You guys ain't in redneckville. On, I'm pretty sure it's 58, which does not limit itself to redneck areas, there's a sign up for "Schwartz Deer Processing" which is just painted on some boards and there was a skull mounted on it. And it took a year before anyone stole it. That's how far in I'm stuck.

Rif's creepiness reminds me, we were doing something involving skulls in science one day, and my friend Steve took the one and petted it in an evil dictator sort of way the whole time. The teacher, who was even one of those really awesome ones who'll swear and make dirty jokes in class, took it from him after 15 minutes

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HiP QWNS

Okay-- how about this?  If you have high speed, you ain't in hickville like me. . . .

Personally, I think Jer would be perfectly content here. . .. total wilderness, but not too far from convenience--hunting and fishing heaven---  Casino right up the road at the reseveration--cheaper gas--cheaper Marlboros (just quit, baby!!!). . . . AWESOME new live music venue. . .

If it's good enough for Sweaty Teddy to have a camp here---come on!!!  We need a cool rocker. . . .

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"For every star is formed in fire, and so it goes for you. And every face along your path, sees your heart is true." DuVall/Constantine