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SoFarAway:

Was in a hurry driving my 1.5 miles to work this morning and cut off someone so that I could make a left turn.  He yelled something at me.  I think it was, "Alice in Chains!" ... or something.  Must have noticed my bumper sticker. 

Maybe he said "Malice in the Lanes"  he he, I can see how you'd be distracted driving 1 1/2 miles SFA.  I was gonna comment that you fix machines for a living, yet your doorhandle remains broken, so good thing you took care of that, although my husbands a builder and shit never gets fixed around here  

Hey now, I would hardly consider myself lazy.  I work almost every day and ...sorry, I'm whining ain't I?  Well, it's been cold...umm...The door did open if you...yes, I'm a slacker.  Here's one of my magnificent truths, your husband has probably figured out that as soon as he gets one thing done you will have more...much more for his 'honey do' list.  IMO, He's a very wise man. 

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You're not lazy, you're old. Lazy people can do it but don't. You can't, because you're so old.  

I hope the boards do get referenced. That would be cool.

I just really hope none of the guys reads Backstudio

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thenegativecreep:

Or maybe it was irrelevant. Like "Arthritis is pains" or "Venus wanes" or something.

Or maybe it was "Are you SoFarAway?"  Oh man, maybe I shouldn't have given flashed him the bird.  (just kidding)  Why is it that we always come up with some great comeback after the moment has passed?  Wouldn't it be great if a perfect stranger knew you from this site?

Random thought:  I saw a woodchuck today...in my back yard!  Time for Plan B:  Mr. Woodchuck urine trouble now...

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I have found the best way to get things fixed is to break out a bunch of random tools to get the job done, wait 'til he gets home and make like I'm gonna do it myself, evil-yes, gets the job done-yes

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"Your weapon is guilt. Guilt!"    Yes you are evil , but in a far-out happenin' kinda way. 

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Haha that's always what I do! If I need dad to fix something in my room, he'll be like "I'll get around to it later" so I'm like "Cool I get to do it myself" then he'll step in and do it

You should have given him the one finger salute. Just because.

It'd be really strange if you knew someone, but didn't know they were on the site, you know? I don't think there are any Ohioans near me, but still, that'd be wierd.

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SoFarAway:

btw, I would love to hear another instrumental.  One we could write lyrics to, like bionicanna did for Whale and Wasp.    I wonder if that's still on youtube.      

ha!  my stuff stays on youtube a week or two tops.  i like to pretend it never happened.  anyone who's seen it knows why.  btw, the whale and wasp lyrics thing was your idea.  what did you come up with?

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thenegativecreep:

Haha that's always what I do! If I need dad to fix something in my room, he'll be like "I'll get around to it later" so I'm like "Cool I get to do it myself" then he'll step in and do it

You should have given him the one finger salute. Just because.

It'd be really strange if you knew someone, but didn't know they were on the site, you know? I don't think there are any Ohioans near me, but still, that'd be wierd.

HA!  I don't have to worry about that because I only know 2 ppl around here cool enough to be into Alice.  Everyone else gets their music news from Rock of Love and Idol.    And I am the outcast?!?!

Hmmmm. . .  Bob, you aren't on here spying on me are you?   Nah, who am I kidding?--you mostly went to the shows for VR, right?

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"For every star is formed in fire, and so it goes for you. And every face along your path, sees your heart is true." DuVall/Constantine

BobBobBob?  What about Bob? Bob this, Bob that...Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob...(This a drinking game, right? If so, you gotta be drunk by now ])  Say Hi to Becky, mkay?  Have a nice (Bob) day Solitude (Bob).   

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bionicanna:

SoFarAway:

btw, I would love to hear another instrumental.  One we could write lyrics to, like bionicanna did for Whale and Wasp.    I wonder if that's still on youtube.      

ha!  my stuff stays on youtube a week or two tops.  i like to pretend it never happened.  anyone who's seen it knows why.  btw, the whale and wasp lyrics thing was your idea.  what did you come up with?

I was thinking of a karaoke cover of your song (I copied the audio), but if you double dog dare me then I'll write something original that will rouse the hounds fo sho.

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SoFarAway:

bionicanna:

SoFarAway:

btw, I would love to hear another instrumental.  One we could write lyrics to, like bionicanna did for Whale and Wasp.    I wonder if that's still on youtube.      

ha!  my stuff stays on youtube a week or two tops.  i like to pretend it never happened.  anyone who's seen it knows why.  btw, the whale and wasp lyrics thing was your idea.  what did you come up with?

I was thinking of a karaoke cover of your song (I copied the audio), but if you double dog dare me then I'll write something original that will rouse the hounds fo sho.

i think ya should do both, but take your pick.  i didn't think about the copying thing.  i guess nothing can be completely erased.   

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To ease your mind, that's the only audio I copied.  I imagined that you were contacted about the band actually using your song in a remix of Whale and Wasp and asked to remove the youtube thing before the new album came out.  Darn.  I was sure that would be a collector's item some day.  Who knows, maybe it will be?

Hey, I didn't tell ya why the last karaoke didn't turn out.  I thought I had the house to myself.  The girls were at a wedding shower on a Sunday.  I started recording it and my wife and daughter walked in on me.  Let's just say they were more than a little surprised.  They seemed worried about my mental health as I sat there in the dining area just a singing and playing that guitar.  It turned out to be a good night to sit in the angry chair.  Now I wish I would have saved the recording and posted it as payback  

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yeah the new album's gonna come with a bonus ep called "crap from fans" and "steppin' all over whale and wasp" will be on it.  i'm so excited!  that's funny you got caught doing karaoke.  that'll happen to me i'm sure.  could have been worse.

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I never heard it! Aww... I'm sure it was a lot worse than that, though. More like "Stomping on Whale and Wasp until it's just a barely recognizable mangled corpse"

That had to have been funny, SFA! Hehe I was losing my voice this one time so it was all gravely and I was trying to play Angry Chair and sing just because and it actually sounded pretty wicked but mom heard me and came in so I stopped

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Oh, you fell into that one Creep.  Put up or shut up little lady.  Actually Anna Rocks and she did the song justice.  She set the bar quite high for the rest of us aspiring Whale and Wasp vocalists. 

Voodoo - Godsmack  "Im not the one who's so far away"  (God Am RIGHT, Sully!)

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