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Grandpa Joe's

Last post Fri, Jul 04 2008, 9:08 PM by thenegativecreep. 298 replies.
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  •  Mon, Apr 28 2008, 9:03 PM 120487 in reply to 120312

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    LOL

    I think someone said that one, though. Because I didn't, and I would have. You're old though, so it's ok, you can double post. No one will hold it against you.


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  •  Mon, Apr 28 2008, 9:29 PM 120494 in reply to 120487

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    Oh.  umm...Voodoo Too??? Rolling Eyes   
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  •  Mon, Apr 28 2008, 9:40 PM 120496 in reply to 120494

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    Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch the falling sky?
    Now cry to the heavens that watch over you
    Telling you it's of voodoo
    Voodoo Too

    Roughly. I haven't heard it in a while. Hmm. So far away, so far away... Nope. Sorry. You lose.

    Wait- You got QWNED! Rolling Eyes


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  •  Mon, Apr 28 2008, 10:15 PM 120500 in reply to 120496

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    I know it's not in the 'official' lyrics, but they sang it twice before the intro...Doesn't that count?  Rolling Eyes 


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  •  Tue, Apr 29 2008, 9:30 PM 120673 in reply to 120500

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    Eek"Ghit houta here!...Gheit out!" I called out this morning in a half-awake panic.  Something had just crashed downstairs and it was the middle of the night.  Turns out the shelf holding our pots and pans in the kitchen had just fallen off it's brackets.  Wish I had audio of that.  LOL


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  •  Tue, Apr 29 2008, 9:48 PM 120686 in reply to 120673

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    You are such a loser.

    Old people are important.

    My friend let me flip through Colbert's book and I got this idea from the chapter on old people.

    SFA, you are so smart.

    Haha you will never be able to read the small print because you're so old! Mwahaha it's so evil!


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  •  Sat, May 03 2008, 10:23 PM 121526 in reply to 120686

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    This just popped in my head, and I was like "Hmm, where's a good place to put random stories... SFA's blog!"

    So, a month ago-ish, I had to go to the school health fair. But our radio has to stop working. So after like 15 minutes we realized we couldn't make it, and Adam called his mom to have her bring a radio. Well, she gets to the school, and she's apologizing like crazy, then takes out this little 6 inch tall thing that looks like a jukebox. We we're like "You know, as long as it plays, I don't care anymore" and turn it on. Except it wasn't working. So I go to grab it, and it works. We were like "Ah, you must have to squeeze it or something," so I passed it to mom, and it wouldn't play. It was all static-y. So I grab it, it works, pass it back, we tried everything to pass it. We set it on the table so it wouldn't move, kept trying. I ended up just putting my hand within 3 inches of it and it'd play. But I was the only one it'd do it for. I took off my ring, my gloves, everything, still worked, nothing for anyone else. The whole time, since I had to stand there and work my magic on the radio so everyone was happy, I was like "I feel like I'm getting cancer or something. Yay, I get to recieve and transmit radio waves... Oh are you kidding me? I am NOT letting CREED run through me! Which dial changes the channel? Oh, wait, let me try to do it with my mind first..."


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  •  Sun, May 04 2008, 11:31 AM 121602 in reply to 121526

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    LOL  Ah, isn't the Force great?  Pretty sure the professor on gilligan's island used the force for their radio.  Wouldn't the batteries have died the first day?  Oh well.  Random stories...OK.

    Journey Concert -  So I bought two Journey tickets in '98 and on the day before the concert 'something suddenly came up' and I was looking at going solo to the concert.  I was like, I can't just waste the ticket.  So I showed up at the venue early and stoped by a micro brewery/bar nearby.  I looked around and finally told the female barkeep about this ticket.  She pointed out a knockout sitting a few seats from me and asked her for me.  She looked at me and said, "No, I really don't like Journey anyway."  Oh well.  I finished my beer and started leaving when another waitress from the bar said she would go.  Cool.  I gave her the ticket and said I'd see her there.  I'll be back with the rest of the story.


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  •  Sun, May 04 2008, 3:05 PM 121624 in reply to 121602

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    \m/

     




    "We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

    "We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell
  •  Sun, May 04 2008, 9:54 PM 121665 in reply to 121624

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    Journey Concert (part2)

    I get to the arena and find my seat and get settled in.  Looked around and the place and noticed lots of couples.  Thought to myself, great here I am a married guy and this woman I've barely met will be sitting next to me.  What will I do?  What do I say?  There wasn't much time for reflection on the matter, as she showed up with a couple of beers.  We were gonna be sitting in the last row in that section and the seats were somewhere in the middle, so she stepped over the back of her seat, straightened her legs and slowly lowered herself.  Not that I noticed, mind you. 

    She was friendly and thanked me for the ticket.  Not knowing yet what to say, I asked her if she did more than waitress.  She replied, "Yes, I'm a model."  I stole another look at her and thought...all right, all right.Yes  I replied, "Wow, that must be exciting.  What type of modeling do you do?"  She replied, "I'm a nude model for the art school in town."  I nodded with a Cheshire grin and didn't know what to say to that.  She asked, "Why didn't your wife want to go tonight?  Are you guys having problems in your marriage?"  I answered, "No, no nothing like that" and offered some lame excuse.  I asked her, "So, do you live here in town?"  She said,"Yes, I live alone in an appartment with my cat." 

    Here I was with a rock-n-roll set-up from hell and what did I do?  That's right, nothing.  After a couple of tunes, she decided to leave.  Before she left she said, "Stop by sometime and I'll buy you a drink." 


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  •  Mon, May 05 2008, 11:18 AM 121725 in reply to 121665

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    Funny story, Joe - btw, when was this show? 

     




    "We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

    "We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell
  •  Mon, May 05 2008, 5:08 PM 121768 in reply to 121725

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    October 11, 1998.  Journey was one of my favorites, along with VanHalen in my high school daze.  Steve Augeri was an awesome singer and sounded great as the new frontman for Journey.  I wish I could have stayed for the full set, but I felt like a tool sitting alone with every one around me huggin', touchin', squeezin' each other.   Arnel Pineda is their new frontman, so I guess we'll see how that goes.  From their website, it looks like they will be touring with HEART and Cheep Trick this summer.  Cool
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  •  Mon, May 05 2008, 5:21 PM 121771 in reply to 121768

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    Yeah, I saw them with Augeri a couple of times........ he's good...

    There's a VERY cool story behind the band choosing their new new singer, Pineda.  You should go to youtube and do a search.  Sorry, youtube is blocked on my work computer or I'd pull it up for you.  It is way cool.  Worth finding!  (don't want to give it away!!)

    I love Journey...... they're my very favorite behind Alice....... during high school for me, too...... I have some cool Journey and Steve Perry stories I'll have to share someday...

    Yes




    "We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

    "We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell
  •  Tue, May 06 2008, 1:16 PM 121936 in reply to 121771

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    Did someone say HEART?

    JourneyHeartCheapTrick.jpg image by jm_benavidez


  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 3:22 PM 122314 in reply to 121936

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    As we approach mother's day, I'd like to share this photo of my grandmother.  Her name was Florence and unfortunately she passed before I was born.  She and my grandfather lived here in Michigan and had four children.  I thought this image would be interesting:

    I'm very proud of my family, especially my wife and daughters. 

    Maybe a little early, but have a Happy Mother's Day!  Wilted Flower


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