Sludge:

one drunken night with my ex i put it in her pooper, but didn't quite ease it in. she jumped up and ran downstairs (while crying) and i was laughing my ass off.

This definitely comes under the heading "worst time to laugh", bwwhaahaa. 

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yeah, i couldn't help it. she was good for nothing slut anyways. she deserved it!

Well,around the time of some random Tornado happening that was on the news...I laughed. <.<

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I got dragged to the school's talent show, and I spent half it laughing at these poor little kids... I feel sort of bad now, since they're little and therefore allowed to be untalented but get praise for stuff, but still

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HiP QWNS

Heh,I laughed at kids at my brother's talent show a few years back.This one guy..just sucked..

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see pet thread.  i feel so bad. 

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^ qwning sig by creep!

One time at band camp... I was picking up my daughter and as tradition would have it they put on a little talent show and said their goodbyes before they left.  All the instructors, parents, and students were there.  The kids put on skits, sang, and danced and it was all in fun.  It was (let's call him Fred) Fred's turn and his talent was clogging.  He was wearing traditional clothes and started stomping around awkwardly to the music.  I started to chuckle uncontrollably.  He continued making his way around the floor like he was killing ants or something when all of a sudden he fell and it was just too much.  I started laughing outloud and the more I tried to stop, the worse it got.  Fortunately, Fred got back up and finished his routine.  Otherwise, I would have had to leave the room.    

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Are you like me, confused

SoFarAway:

One time at band camp...

 

 

 

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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Let me first start off by saying i have strange relatives.  But about 10 years ago my garndmother died.  At at her funeral we are all seated waiting for the guy to start the thing.  So he gets up to talk and has the worst lisp I have ever heard.  I'm talkin "Thsuckerin Thsuckertash" Sylvester the cat from Looney Toons bad.  This poor guy, I could throw that many words with the letter "s" ina sentence if I tried.  At least over half the people were trying to hold it and let out the little cracks while ding so.  But my uncle had to get up and RUN out pretending he was crying and too upset to stay, but most of us saw he was just CRACKING up on the verge of tears.  A couple people went to check on him and found him outside hysterically laughing.  A sad day, definitely but that really kind of helped at the moment.  Im guessing that this story would qualify as a bad time to laugh.

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I've eaten the sun, so my tongue has be burned of the taste!

I had broken up with this chick after like 5 months, she was crying and shit. well, anyways we're in her apartment and shes balling, big old tears rolling down her cheaks while she's walking around gathering anything of mine and throwing it into a box.  Well, on like our second or third date we had gone to the fair and I had won her a stuffed bear..i know cheesy right?. well anyways, she threw that into the box and i told her "you can keep that, I won it for you" and she replied, while still crying, " I couldn't bear to look at it", and i just lost it and started laughing out loud, she was like "what the fucck is wrong with you!"  I was like "you couldn't bear it.., get it?"

 she didn't

thefreak:

I had broken up with this chick after like 5 months, she was crying and shit. well, anyways we're in her apartment and shes balling, big old tears rolling down her cheaks while she's walking around gathering anything of mine and throwing it into a box.  Well, on like our second or third date we had gone to the fair and I had won her a stuffed bear..i know cheesy right?. well anyways, she threw that into the box and i told her "you can keep that, I won it for you" and she replied, while still crying, " I couldn't bear to look at it", and i just lost it and started laughing out loud, she was like "what the fucck is wrong with you!"  I was like "you couldn't bear it.., get it?"

 she didn't

 

lol

My mom was driving my sister an I to school one morning and I was sitting in the back seat...so we passed a schoolyard that has a cement baseball field...As i look out the window, I see a little kid riding a tricycle on the baseball field smash into a dugout fence. At the exact moment of impact i busted out laughing as the gate pushed back and the kid fell to his side lol.

 

 

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Mirror on the wall will show you what you're scared to see...

thefreak:

I had broken up with this chick after like 5 months, she was crying and shit. well, anyways we're in her apartment and shes balling, big old tears rolling down her cheaks while she's walking around gathering anything of mine and throwing it into a box.  Well, on like our second or third date we had gone to the fair and I had won her a stuffed bear..i know cheesy right?. well anyways, she threw that into the box and i told her "you can keep that, I won it for you" and she replied, while still crying, " I couldn't bear to look at it", and i just lost it and started laughing out loud, she was like "what the fucck is wrong with you!"  I was like "you couldn't bear it.., get it?"

 she didn't

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HiP QWNS

  I feel for you on the "pun" issue.  Lately, I've been spitting them out left and right without meaning to, or sometimes even realizing what I've said.  Let me give you an example.  My daughter, Kristen, who is 26, has a hereditary problem (meaning me and all my daughters have it, anyway), called a pilonydal cyst.  It forms at the base of the spine from a hair follicle.  One doctor told me that if humans had tails, this is where they would be.  Yeah, the top of the crack.  Anyhow, I was with her at the doctor's office a couple of weeks ago, and she was having hers treated, lanced, drained, etc.  She was crying a lot (these suckers HURT!) and had gripped the white paper on the exam table so much, it was ripping easily where her tears had gotten on it.  The doctor went out, so Krits gets up and starts to straighten the paper out and pull more onto the table.  I was worried about her moving around so much, and said that she didn't have to do that, because the nurse would fix it later.  She said, "It's wrinkling up under me."  So I told her, "Well, you don't have to be so anal about it."  We looked at each other and cracked up laughing.  It just came out.

For another time, I went to a friend's funeral and burial.  I forgot to turn off my cell phone, and when we got to the cemetery, we were standing around her grave, and my cell phone rang.  It wouldn't have been so embarrassing, but guess what my ring-tone was?  "Down In A Hole".  'Nuff said.

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AIC is not my obsession.....its more important than that.

jojo1960:

For another time, I went to a friend's funeral and burial.  I forgot to turn off my cell phone, and when we got to the cemetery, we were standing around her grave, and my cell phone rang.  It wouldn't have been so embarrassing, but guess what my ring-tone was?  "Down In A Hole".  'Nuff said.

That's awesome

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HiP QWNS

A couple of months ago, I realized my dog was dying.  So on the day it was happening, I sat outside with him almost all day.  My parents went out and just my brother and I were home, and later in the evening he start to act like he was going into a coma, and I thought he stopped breathing.  So I think he is dead.  I run into the house crying and tell my brother he is dead.  So we come outside and put the dog on a blanket and take him off the leash until we can bury him in the morning.  My brother then goes back inside, and I realize the dog isn't dead.  So again I sit with him until he goes back to sleep. And I go inside and go to bed.  A while later I hear a lot of noise, so I go to see what's going on.   The dog is gone.  But I happen to see him standing in my back yard.  But my  brother never heard me say the dog wasn't dead, so he and my parents think the dog is dead.   So they are confused as hell, especially as I am standing on the porch laughing my ass off at them.