Sorry about your dog. I hate it when pets die, but that sounds pretty darn funny. This is a damn good thread by the way.

I don't know what your guys' senses of humor are like, but I watch these videos on youtube by Tim and Eric that nobody else laughs at except for me. It's always awkward to watch with others because I damage my lungs in laughter watching these. Probably one of my favorites is the Uncle Muscles thing. Please look it up. You might even laugh for 21 minutes. 

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I was at my friend's mom's funeral and when people were going up to get the holy communion, someone tripped. I thought it was going to be one of those times when you think everyone else is going to laugh, but I was wrong.. I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me. My friend was not pleased.

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Sick, sick, sick
Don't resist
Sick, sick, sick
Don't resist

Haha don't you hate it when you expect everyone else to laugh and then you're left alone?

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thenegativecreep:

Haha don't you hate it when you expect everyone else to laugh and then you're left alone?

Yeah it can be one of the most embarrassing things. God.. I hate it when that happens. 

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Sick, sick, sick
Don't resist
Sick, sick, sick
Don't resist

I was working as a waitress in a restaurant and I was getting behind and making mistakes and my boss pulled me into the kitchen to yell at me. I'm telling you, this guy ripped me apart. I never heard him yell at anyone like that before. The harder he yelled, the higher his voice got. It got to the point where he started sounding like a girl and I just busted out laughing. I was doubled over holding my stomach, I was laughing so hard. The more I laughed, the harder he yelled and the higher his voice got. That made me laugh harder and it went on and on.

My dad used to run outta breath when he yelled.  God DAMN that was funny.

I used to work part-time at a hospital.  One day I started laughing when I heard someone coming down the hall with one of those electronic voice boxes.  The more I tried to stop, the worse it got.  Finally, I went outside for a minute so we wouldn't hear each other. 

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Are you like me, confused

I was at a church at the wedding of two of my friends (friends with both the bride and groom).  Both nice people, but he bride could be a bit overbearing and bitchy.   So, they walk up to the alter during a very solemn part of the wedding, kneel down at the alter, and on the bottom of the groom's shoes one of the guys in the wedding party had taped 'HELP ME!"  At first it got really quiet, but then whispers, snickers, we were trying to hold our laughter so much that the tears were streaming down our faces.  People that didn't know the joke must have thought we were quite overwhelmed by the beauty of the wedding and they were tears of joy, but, actually, the timing of this stunt was perfect and it was just hysterical.  Once the bride found out, she was NOT amused!!!    

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BlondNBlues:

I was at a church at the wedding of two of my friends (friends with both the bride and groom).  Both nice people, but he bride could be a bit overbearing and bitchy.   So, they walk up to the alter during a very solemn part of the wedding, kneel down at the alter, and on the bottom of the groom's shoes one of the guys in the wedding party had taped 'HELP ME!"  At first it got really quiet, but then whispers, snickers, we were trying to hold our laughter so much that the tears were streaming down our faces.  People that didn't know the joke must have thought we were quite overwhelmed by the beauty of the wedding and they were tears of joy, but, actually, the timing of this stunt was perfect and it was just hysterical.  Once the bride found out, she was NOT amused!!!    

ahaha! Thats precious. Thats something you would see in movies.

I have no interesting story. But, I was in the middle of a presentation one time. I don't even remember what the damn thing was about. I started laughing and I don't even think I was laughing at anything in particular. I just knew I was having problems breathing and I was starting to get cramps in my sides. So then when I got my graded sheet back..My teacher wrote in the margins "Try to control your laughter next time." I felt like a moron because it was totally random.

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This is a Beavis and Butthead vid called 'No Laughing'

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/beavis-and-butthead-no-laughing/2596501731 

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I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

^^^ I admit it, I laughed! 

So, OK.   I took a salesmanship class at the local community college along with a good friend the year after I graduated from high school.  One of the exercises involved finding another student to practice being a salesman and a buyer.  Well, I did my salesman thing and it went OK...I guess.  Then it was my friend's turn.  Now, let me go back a bit.  You see, we were trained to accept an offer of coffee if one was made.  The buyer offers coffee, the salesman says, "Sure."  For the purpose of this exercise, we used water.

So here it goes.  I am the buyer and I offer my friend 'coffee.'  He says, "Sure" and takes a sip.  Well, one of my talents is making people laugh when they take a drink and the timing of my gift was perfect.  Just as he began to swallow the water he went to laugh, but there was a problem.  There was a look of panic in his eyes as, I kid you not, he was choking.  OMG, I busted out laughing but after awhile I had a sort of concerned look too as he finally took a breath. 

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Are you like me, confused

hahahahhaaha. Thats amazing. I've had a similar expierence but definately not that amusing. :)

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Sludge:

one drunken night with my ex i put it in her pooper, but didn't quite ease it in. she jumped up and ran downstairs (while crying) and i was laughing my ass off.

Buttfucking's for poofters, Sludge.

 

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"Free will, a gift too great for something as young as humanity" - Jimi Hendrix

Deimos:

Sludge:

one drunken night with my ex i put it in her pooper, but didn't quite ease it in. she jumped up and ran downstairs (while crying) and i was laughing my ass off.

Buttfucking's for poofters, Sludge.

 

i've never been a fan but i was drunk that night and she wanted it....being the slut that she was.

well she paid dearly for that request

Just fuckin' with ya anyways.......no, wait....

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"Free will, a gift too great for something as young as humanity" - Jimi Hendrix