...i guess .....one time i was at a funeral and couldn't stop laughng for some reason.....and another time, i was walking down the street and saw this pair of legs clad in brown nylon tights sticking out of a door way....some granny had fallen over as she was making her way into her house....i'm evil i know!!

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Well, this happened about a month ago.

so i was out with my bf and were waiting outside the movie theatre..and then well theres this big thick green post on the corner of the street..so then a taxi cab pulls up in front of it..a lady came out perfectly fine..but she was with this other lady..about 40s.. late 40s..when shes walking out of the taxi..she trips on the curb..and hits her head in the post..you could hear that.. and i was standing a few feet away..(but i saw the whole thing)..what do i do?..I burst out laughing! I couldn't help it..everyone else was helping her and i just walked/ran away laughing..wow hahaha

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Mlagunas:

Well, this happened about a month ago.

so i was out with my bf and were waiting outside the movie theatre..and then well theres this big thick green post on the corner of the street..so then a taxi cab pulls up in front of it..a lady came out perfectly fine..but she was with this other lady..about 40s.. late 40s..when shes walking out of the taxi..she trips on the curb..and hits her head in the post..you could hear that.. and i was standing a few feet away..(but i saw the whole thing)..what do i do?..I burst out laughing! I couldn't help it..everyone else was helping her and i just walked/ran away laughing..wow hahaha

heh heh....i prolly would've done the same.

lozza:

...i guess .....one time i was at a funeral and couldn't stop laughng for some reason.....and another time, i was walking down the street and saw this pair of legs clad in brown nylon tights sticking out of a door way....some granny had fallen over as she was making her way into her house....i'm evil i know!!

Lmao I can totally relate to the funeral thing.........the same thing happened. It wasn't a "burst out laughing" laugh but I was trying to conceal it, so I'm pretty sure people heard. I felt so guilty, but I couldn't help it.

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"You start drinkin' more...and wackin' more.....and wackin' and drinkin' and smokin' and wackin', I just can't do it..."
-Sean Kinney

Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.

^Something similiar happened to me..except I just kept smiling. I was a at a funeral and everyone was crying and I had this stupid grin on my face the whole time. I'm sure it made some people very uncomfortable because it was the first time they were meeting me..aha.

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Body Evolution

in school, when you have some prick of a teacher and you just cant keep a straight face!

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I just recalled a memory...Note; realistically it was disgusting and mortifying but I'll keep it PG.

I was in the school library a long, long time ago. I was just obliviously browsing the shelves for the next novel. I noticed my arch rival (not really, but I wasn't too fond of her ) was sitting at a table alone reading. Well, long story short..she sneezed and apparently it was "that time of the month" and she was a bit confused which led me to believe it was the first time. The poor girl made a mess everywhere and all over herself. I couldn't help but chuckle because this girl was extremely mean. Definately, one of those interesting pre teen experiences. I laughed, I guess that sounds mean..but..she sucked.

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Body Evolution

i was about 16 yrs old at the time and my mom was having bunco night at our house with her girlfriends. my brother and i were upstairs watching tv, got bored, and decided to go down to my car to get a joint and smoke it in the backyard. so we burn it and go back to my car and i put some visine in my eyes, chewed some gum, and sprayed cologne before going back inside.

we go back in the house and all these ladies are in the living room yakking and sipping wine. just as we hit the landing to go back up, my mom say says "hey kyle, kurt (my bro) come say hello to mrs. evans". so we go over and start to chitchat and not even 20 seconds later i burped, not loud but pretty hard, and a small cloud of smoke came out stinking up the room with the smell of weed. i attempted to carry on the conversation and pretend like it didn’t happen but my brother busts out laughing, almost falling down cause he’s laughing so hard, drawing more attention to the whole thing. i could feel myself turning red and i can remember thinking at the time FUCK i ain’t getting out of this one. 

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-just you wait 'til everyone is hooked-

KyleW:

i was about 16 yrs old at the time and my mom was having bunco night at our house with her girlfriends. my brother and i were upstairs watching tv, got bored, and decided to go down to my car to get a joint and smoke it in the backyard. so we burn it and go back to my car and i put some visine in my eyes, chewed some gum, and sprayed cologne before going back inside.

we go back in the house and all these ladies are in the living room yakking and sipping wine. just as we hit the landing to go back up, my mom say says "hey kyle, kurt (my bro) come say hello to mrs. evans". so we go over and start to chitchat and not even 20 seconds later i burped, not loud but pretty hard, and a small cloud of smoke came out stinking up the room with the smell of weed. i attempted to carry on the conversation and pretend like it didn’t happen but my brother busts out laughing, almost falling down cause he’s laughing so hard, drawing more attention to the whole thing. i could feel myself turning red and i can remember thinking at the time FUCK i ain’t getting out of this one. 

heh heh...that's pretty funny!

Kyle, my brother did that once at the checkout of a convenience store, that shit must lurk out at the bottom of your lungs!

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Kyle, maybe they smelled it on your clothes.  One time in high school (not band camp), I took the late bus after sitting in a shmoke-filled car with some friends and someone on the bus said "Someone's been smokin' ..."   I said nothing, but couldn't stop smiling. 

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Are you like me, confused

i don’t think they smelled it on my clothes. i became the master at hiding all traces of smoking. I got caught a few times early on, but learned you gotta be stealth in the house.

it was definitely the pot smoke-laced burp that busted me. I’m like two feet away from my mom and this lady when it happened and we all got a waft of it. wrong place, wrong time.

my mom likes to bring that story up from time to time...in certain company.

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-just you wait 'til everyone is hooked-

watching videos of dead iraqis, in a room full of other soldiers, is not always a good time to laugh....

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Sweetness doesn't often touch my face


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I was at a wake sometime ago and there was complete silence.

Then all of a sudden some random guy started crying and like sobbing really loudly and i couldn't help but laugh out loud (i did cover my face after to hide it because people did look over towards me)...

I'm not a bad guy or anything.  Just the randomness made me laugh =(

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Mirror on the wall will show you what you're scared to see...

me n the wife were gettin it once while the radio was on. anyways whitesnake's "here i go again" came on while i was puttin it to her and i just started laughing hysterically....then she started crackin up.