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Worst time to laugh?

Last post Wed, May 14 2008, 5:45 PM by PittsburghSmoker. 64 replies.
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  •  Tue, Apr 22 2008, 9:46 AM 119163 in reply to 119113

    Re: Worst time to laugh?

    ^ ahaha. That song..is just bad.
    Body Evolution



  •  Sat, May 03 2008, 12:32 PM 121442 in reply to 119163

    'Cause I got high

    This was during my weed days in high school:

     

    One day before school I had decided to toke before going - something I didn't do very often.  My history class was first or second period - so I was still pretty high.  When I got to class, this trio (consisting of two guys and a girl) that sat to my left had noticed this....So, when "class" started - they began messing with me.  I can't remember all of the things they said; but I do remember what the girl said - which was really stupid, but I was high: (in a whisper) "Mr. Fio,  I want to suck your penis."  I didn't notice anyone else hearing it, but I did, and I couldn't contain myself.  I had to put my face down on the desk with my arms over my head.....My body was shaking from laughing -my face was beet red, and I don't know how long I stayed like that, but it was long enough.

     

    This wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't during a civil righs video - with people being attacked during marches. 

  •  Tue, May 06 2008, 5:14 PM 121997 in reply to 119163

    Re: Worst time to laugh?

    At a bad tattoo on a pretty chick or a big, angry man. This can result in a disappointing turning of the tide against you.


    RIP Layne. The music lives on..........
  •  Tue, May 06 2008, 5:42 PM 121999 in reply to 119163

    Re: Worst time to laugh?

    Well this happened to me about a month ago. I know that everyone states "the worst time to laugh."  But in this situation I couldn't do anything. Here goes....My boss and I had just gotten back from lunch. We are headed back to our offices and we stop to take the elevator. As soon as we get in....My Boss ripps the nastiest fart anyone's ears could have heard. I had zero time to react. Soon as he released his lunch, the doors pop open at the second floor. About 8 very profesional business women walk right through the funk and the doors close. I closed my eyes and held my breath as I walked to the corner of the elevator. It took for ever to get to the fourth floor. I know they all smelled it and were probably trying to figure out which one of us had done it. As soon as the doors opened....I ran down the hall laughing and inhailing fresh air at the same time.  I wish I could have seen the look on their faces, but then again I didn't want to be looked at as the guy who just farted in the elevator..Smile
    I see a whole lot of you dressed up like some of the members of Kiss.How come no one is dressed up like me? What's up with that???- Layne-" Last AIC show July 3, 1996 "
  •  Wed, May 14 2008, 5:45 PM 123530 in reply to 121999

    Re: Worst time to laugh?

    So, I buried a buddy Monday. Open casket deal. After the services, two different people who did not attend the service  asked me, "How did he look?"

    I just could not help but laugh both times. These people were somewhat shocked at my response but I was just as  floored by their question.

    I finally said, "He's looked better!" 

    Holy hell.

     




    RIP Layne. The music lives on..........
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