WHY? No one wants to come to Ohio! The only reason you're there is because you're born there and stuck! What's wrong with you?!?! 
A- Umm... Wow that's a long time ago, I have to admit... 'Ryche's Empire, I think.
Q- Are you also suffering from a cold/allergies right now?
HiP QWNS

The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray