You guys should elect him representative of old people. You'd be a lot cooler if you did.

I mean, now, you guys are like Canada. No one respects you, you get looked at and people think "Why are they even here? What purpose do they serve?" I couldn't even tell you the current leader of the old people. No, what you need now is someone who is awesome, even though they're old, who can make you all look good for being the same age(+) of him. Most of you, you aren't very funny, at least in comparison to us younger people. But Jon, he's funny as hell. And then people would be like "Hey, look, old person, I bet he's as funny as Jon Stewart" and you'd move up on the list of countries to, I don't know, maybe Portugal, where they don't really have any problems, and no one really hates them, but then again, no one really knows or cares about them elsewhere.

Seriously. Think it over. Next time you guys have your election for leader of the oldies, Jon Stewart would make you look pretty awesome.

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That might not be a good idea. If that happens, being old will become a little too cool. Then you know what will happen? We'll get poser old people, young punk ass kids pretending to be old. That would be fucking terrible.

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Oh! I didn't think about that! Could you imagine every gangsta turning around and acting like they're old?!

The apocalypse ! No! Don't vote for Jon! Stop!

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Who is right in the nexus between cool and lame? Because that would be perfect

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Why not one of the guys off his show? You know, the senior correspondants in everything They're cool, but they're not Jon Stewart. Just don't pick John Oliver, because he kicks too much ass for the old people

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So long as it isn't Lewis Black, because that dude is just awesome.

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What about Rod Stewart..?

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"One day you will die, until then, your useless."

Yeah, but we're trying to make you cooler. You're already lame, you don't need to switch to a different lame person. But don't worry, if you want him, we won't be fighting you...

Maybe Colbert? He's pretty funny, but he's not nearly at their level most of the time (with the exception of the water conservation episode )

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Maybe Colbert? He's pretty funny, but he's not nearly at their level most of the time (with the exception of the water conservation episode )

or the one where he posed for the harlequin romance novels . . .

 

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LMAO! I just started watching these guys recently, I didn't get to see that one!

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Jon Stewart is by far greater than Stephen Colbert. But when Colbert has his moments, he really has his moments.

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SmexyKream:

Jon Stewart is by far greater than Stephen Colbert. But when Colbert has his moments, he really has his moments.

Ok, that's what I was trying to say and failing on

Well, do the old people have any moments that surpass us at any time? That was rhetorical, no, so Colbert's out now.

Who else can we choose?

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This one's a little out there, but Johnny Depp?

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SmexyKream:

This one's a little out there, but Johnny Depp?

YES!!!  I will take Johnny!! 

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I second that!

 

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