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"We play so fine, don't you agree?" ~ Layne Staley

"We want to celebrate what we did and the memory of our friend." ~ Jerry Cantrell

Don't worry, you'll find out more today. It's long. Because I seriously had trouble stopping This is just pure greatness- 

Day 6 (Wednesday)

Our search on Godsmack proved very useful. Anyone else notice that, in 'Sully Erna', you have the letters for 'Layne S'? Yeah. That's not the only similarity we found. The music they play is another. There are way too many to list, actually, so I'll just stop after those 2.

Me- *leans back* "It appears that 'Godsmack' didn't copy Alice at all. 'Alice' copied Godsmack."
Will- "Wow. This is huge. How will the world react to this news?"
Me- "Badly. Very badly. But right now, we have to go upstairs and act like we don't know this. Because I guess it took us 20-ish hours to do some simple internet searching, since it's Wednesday now."
Will- "Yeah, you'd think we could have done that in maybe 5 minutes, but I guess we slept for a while? I'm really not sure. These events have been very poorly developed. I mean, would we really even need to search to find out the dude's name is Sully Erna? We already knew that."
Me- "Yeah, really. Back to this before we lose a bunch of time to nothingness again, though, do you think you can act like normal up there?"
Will- "I hope."
Me- "Me too."
Will- "And what about the laptop? I mean, do you just carry it around with you all the time? And why wasn't it left upstairs?"
Me- "Uh... Oh, I must use it as a bullet shield of some sort, under my shirt. Everyone knows old Compaq laptops are bulletproof. I tie it around me with the power cord, just in case I ever get in a gunfight."
Will- "That made more sense before you explained it."
Me- "Funny how that works."

We went upstairs, and the band was waiting for us.

Jerry- "Hey, guys, listen to this new track we've been working on."

He played about a minute's worth of bizarre feedback and some low, backwards talking. I nudged Will.

Will- "Um, maybe we can just do an instrumental?"
Jerry- "No, we all like this."
Will- "But, uh, why? It's just feedback. We can use that space for other stuff."
Sean- "Senior bandmember vote. Who wants the track?"
*all say some sort of affirmative*
Sean- "I guess it's settled."
Will- "I guess it is. ... Have I always said really lame lines like that? Am I supposed to be foreshadowing or something?"
Mike- "Dude, just stop while you're only this far behind. We're working on our emo song."

Will went in there and butchered it. "'I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I cut me.' Aw damn that's supposed to be 'myself', isn't it? Ok, let's try it again..."

After that session which was painful on so many levels, we went back to our, uh, base.

Me- "Good job delaying them."
Will- "Thanks. I still can't believe it, they're trying to gain support from emos and whatever you call people who listen to electronica!"
Me- "I think the word you're looking for is 'loser,' but we need to do more research now."

We found a conspiracy website at smackedbygod.com (disclaimer- if it really exists and you go to it and it's not anything like this and you're confused, you really need to get a life) that talked about what they called Project Iron Gland. All of their facts lined up with what we had figured out and experienced, but they didn't mention Godsmack. However, 4 swag buck winning searches gave us the IP adresses of Godsmack and the site, and they didn't match. We clicked the link to email the webmaster, Rrats Ekim.

Will- "That guy's been spamming me!"
Me- "Me too! Oh wait look at it backwards."
Will- "Ah. That makes sense. And now we have to explain Inez... RoboStarr must have malfunctioned, so they kidnapped Inez and made a RoboInez."
Me- "Logisch."
Will- "Jawohl."
Me- *typing and reading it out loud for some reason* "We know about the Project first hand, and it's starting up again as we cyberspeak. How do you stop it?"

An IM popup, well, I guess a popup popped up. We need to stop making nouns from verbs to avoid situations like this.

Ekim- "I hope you aren't too late. Do you have the recording?"
Us- "No"
Ekim- "Describe it! Hurry, I don't have much time left!"
Us- "It was a bunch of feedback, with someone talking backwards. Where are you?"
Ekim- *pause* "It's worse than I thought. Don't worry about us right now, save the rest of the world!"
Us- "Like I'd pick the world over Alice in Chains. Where are you?"
Ekim- "I have to go. We're not where you were thinking before, but we still aren't safe. I know it'd take a lot less time to just tell you instead of some kind of long, cryptic message, but it sounds cooler, you know?"
Us- "Hang on! We'll come for you!"

I closed my laptop and returned it to its spot as bulletproof shield. I have no idea why.

Will- "What kind of idiot is he, thinking we'd stop RoboAlice over saving them?"
Me- "I almost feel like not saving him just for that. But they do have the rest of Alice, so we'll have to find them. I haven't run a spyware check in a while, so I guess he somehow knows we were thinking the government had them. Wait, I didn't put that on the computer, it was the chalkboard!"
Will- "Yeah! What the hell?!"
*pause*
Me- "Oh! The sketch."
Will- "Ah, that works. So... Where are they?"
Me- "There's only one person who can help us, even though I have a feeling we'll visit more people after him. Jon Stewart!"

Oh the suspense. I have to admit, I haven't had this much fun in a while. Hanging out with Will and saving the world from RoboAlice I mean, not just writing this. Writing this for you guys is the lame part.

*driving to the Daily Show*
Me- "I wonder if we could hire Courtney Love to take out RoboAlice? She's good at killing rockstars and not getting caught, she's already got at least 2 down for experience."
Will- "Yeah, but do we really want to call her?"
Me- "I see your point. I'd rather the world die than rely on her. And the world won't even die, all that'll happen is, everyone gets brainwashed, all of our Chains fans, emos, and losers will take over a country, and then everything goes back to normal."
Will- "Yeah. Did we really need to separate emos and losers into two categories? We're splitting hairs here."
Me- "Hmm, yeah, I see your point. Do you think we're going for Canada?"
Will- "Maybe. Let's not think about it, because if we figure out that they really are trying to take over Canada, which is probably the only country a bunch of Chains heads and emos and losers can take being led by 3 robots, I don't think I'd have any real incentive to continue after saving Alice."
Me- "Why do I let you introduce all of the cool ideas? Shouldn't I get to say something good?"
Will- "I don't know, it's probably 70/30 right now. You'll catch up."

*at the Daily Show... insert theme music*
Jon- "Thank you, thank you! Thanks for being here tonight. With us, we have..."
Will- "William DuVall, the only real human in the current Alice in Chains."
*audience gasps*
Jon- "Well, you guys managed to just magically get past all security and make it on stage, so I'll believe you, Will. What makes you say that?"
Me- *holds up folder* "This. This is solid proof that Project Iron Gland actually happened, and is starting again."
Jon- "I've heard about this. Can you explain it for the audience?"
Will- "Well, Jon, Project Iron Gland was a government plan to take over the Soviet Union by replacing then-huge rock band Alice in Chains with robots to brainwash people, via a pointless track, to attack the communist country. However, by the time they were going to implement their plan, there wasn't a point, so they took all messages out of the song and released Dirt."
Jon- "That's interesting. And why are you on this show telling us about it?"
Me- "As I said before, Iron Gland is starting again. The robotic Alice in Chains, we'll refer to them as RoboAlice, is releasing a new CD sometime this year. We have reason to believe that they are planning on putting a similar track on it to take over a country, and signs are pointing to that country being Canada."
*audience gasps*
Jon- "A civilian attack from Project Iron Gland? I bet they'll call it the Bay of P.I.G...s" *audience laughs* "Do you know what happened to the real Alice in Chains?"
Will- "We communicated with a real member of Alice yesterday, who told us that they, quote, 'still aren't safe.' We need to know where they are, and since you're awesome, we figured that you might know."
Jon- "Well, it seems to me that the Canadian government tried to save them and broke them out of wherever the governement had them. However, on the way, there were intercepted by an unknown party who has them."
Me- "Makes sense."
Jon- "I said it."
Will- "Do you have any idea where this party has them, or who they are?"
Jon- "No. But now, you had to go. Wait. I totally screwed that sentance up. Completely picked the wrong conjugation. Can't be any type of foreshadowing or anything, though, like maybe a vague reference to a song, that would be a good example of foreshadowing. Where was I going? Oh, you guys have to go now."

*later*
Will- "Looks like we know where we're going now."
*drive off into sunset. Somehow. Since we'd be heading north. Oh well. The world is in such a mess right now, the sun's setting in the north. It's that bad.*

That was a really long one. So don't complain about there being no artwork. Just be happy they aren't Godsmack. Or emo, which may or may not be worse than being Godsmack.

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

Day 7 - SFA still reading 'Day 6'

thenegativecreep:

Will- "That made more sense before you explained it."

Classic. 

Thread Killer Jedi strikes again!  <>  

On the seventh day this thread Rests...In Peace.  mwahahahaha

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Are you like me, confused

Aw man it appears I'm losing support. Here goes, this one's pretty good too, maybe I'll win everyone back after that really long one. I need at least someone to comment or the writing feels pointless to be so you guys better get over your old person reading phobia and get your asses on here

Day 6 (Thursday)

Me- "Hey, what's with the 'we' crap? I have no idea where I'm going, I just guessed north!"
Will- "Really? You don't have any idea where our end location is yet?"
Me- "No! How? All we got was a vague reference to a song! It doesn't mean anything!"
Will- "If that's what you think, you'll never figure it out."
Me- "Ok. So it's from My Song. If it even was some type of clue, it could just be an old person forgetting how to speak the language or something. Which was cool of him, since RoboAlice has to be after us, and they can use that rationalization to think we don't know."
Will- "That reminds me, you don't happen to have a way to jump the border, do you? Since they're robots, they can just plug into somewhere and hack Canada, since I'm sure their government doesn't use anything tougher than Norton AntiVirus' Firewall, and get us onto some kind of 'torture us' list."
Me- "That would suck, because I probably couldn't even make something up."
Will- "Yeah. So, know any way across?"
Me- "I think I know just the person. And I'm not telling you, jerk, until you tell me where we're supposed to be going."
Will- "We're going somewhere in Canada. Um, what city... Toronto. Sure. We're going to Toronto."
Me- "Ok, and we're going to ask Chuck Norris to throw us across the border so we land a few miles out and avoid suspicion.
Will- "Good idea. Where is he?"
Norris- *appears in backseat* "I am everwhere at once, my child. You require my assistance?"
Will- "Dude, this is messed up on so many levels!"
Me- "Yes, we'd like you to-"
Norris- "Throw you to Canada, yes, I heard. But why should I?"
Me- "I take back what I said last year to Kurt, you could totally kick Chuck Liddell's ass."
Norris- "You're lying."
Me- "Damn! Um... Aren't you an Alice in Chains fan? Don't you want us to save them?"
Norris- "Hm, yes, I would like them to be saved. But why can't I just, you know, do it myself?"
Me- "We went on the Daily Show, so right now, I hate to say it, but we're cooler, and everyone knows you have to be cool to find people."
Will- "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Norris- "I see your point, mortal."
Me- "He's a mortal, not me."
Norris- "I forgot. Ok, I will do it, and without damaging your kickass car."
Me- "Thank you, Chuck!"
*Chuck Norris throws car to Toronto*

Will- "I'm not even gonna touch that one. Damn."
Me- "Yeah, thinking back, that was a little strange."
Will- "Ok, everyone knows My Song was filmed in Canada, right?"
Me- "Yeah, of course."
Will- "So I'm sure that's what they meant. They must be there. And I have no idea why."
Me- "That does make sense. Sort of. I haven't slept since that 20 hour thing, so it must be a little more logical to me."
Will- "Under different circumstances, yeah, I see this turning out a lot differently. But I'm sure it's symbolic of something, I just have to think of it."
Me- "All we have are two relatively wimpy knives. We should probably pick something up to save Alice, you know?"
Will- "Turn here, I know just where the Canadian Black Market is."
Me- "They have one?"
Will- "I think. Probably. But we definately need AK-47s."
*arrive at warehouse*
Me- "You do have money on you, right?"
Will- "Some, why? Oh wait that why part was kind of stupid. It's to buy guns with, duh. Sorry, that just slipped out, you know, how you say something in response to a question, and then you're like why afterwards?"
Me- "You could have just hit backspace 3 times."
Will- "What?"
Me- "I forgot, never mind. Hmm, according to that sign, AK-47s aren't cheap in Canada. We could probably both get a regular shotgun or something, though."
Will- "That's cool with me, I know a lot more about them than the other ones."
Me- "Yeah, that's sort of the point."

*driving*
Me- "This isn't right. We'll have saved Alice in like no time at all if this ends now. Shouldn't something bad happen?"
Will- "You'd think. But maybe it's really hard to get them back out of Canada? It'd be a lot cooler for something bad to happen afterwards, so Alice can be there during the story. I mean, I'm cool and all, but something tells me you're just projecting the personality of one of your friends onto me, and you'd probably have better dialogue with people you know better."
Me- "Ok. So nothing will happen now. Oh look what a coincidence we're there. Let's run through the little field there to the building."

Beautiful pic, I know... Don't ask what's wrong with the shape of my car or the back window... I'm not redoing it...

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

the suspense is killing me!  what happens on day 6 and a half?

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^ qwning sig by creep!

There isn't a day 6 1/2, didn't you read the first sentance of day 7? They lead right into each other.

And it's definately not because they were written at the same time and cut so it wouldn't be even longer than it is.

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

Will didn't need money in Canada - everyone knows you only need beer - ya hey there!   LOL Yeah, Creep the suspense is killing me, too.  Like the Norris pic though! 

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

Patience! You guys get a couple of pics today but I have to up them still! You're so demanding...

I loved the beard, though

At least I get to have more fun this time

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

Today's... I'll just be nice and say it could be a lot better. But then again my day could have too.  

Day 8 (Friday)

Good news. We got out of the car, and Will was like "You know, we should probably hide this." So I was like "Hmm, over there would be good." and pointed and the car floated up and over there.

Me- "What the hell?!"
Chuck- *voice* "All immortals have some kind of cool power. You just got the Force."
Me- "Thanks!"
Chuck- "Don't mention it. Good luck."

Me- "Cool!" *starts randomly screwing with stuff*
Will- "Mess with your powers later, we need to save Alice."
Me- "Oh, yeah. Ok. So... What now? I've never raided a place or anything."
Will- "Really? I was sort of hoping you had. Well..."

A hooded guy left one of the buildings with Jerry. We ducked down.

Me- "Hey, let's follow him, wait for him to move like 10 yards from Jerry so he's safe, then try to hit him with our awesome aim!"
Will- "Good plan. You haven't shot a gun before, either, then?"
Me- "No. Hey, I can probably guide the bullet with my mind. Want to take a shot now?"
Will- "Sure."

Will shot, I helped, and we hit the guy. But another one came out and grabbed Jerry as he tried to run and pulled him into the building. He fired at us, so we ducked down and waited. After about 15 seconds, we used our newly gained gunfight skills to get across the field under cover. I got hit once, but my laptop stopped the bullet. That had to come up somehow. So we made it inside, and I went all Darth Vader on him and choked the guy. Jerry was like 17-ish though.

Will- "What the hell? You should be in your 40s."
Me- "Stop bubble popping. The government is supposedly like 6 years ahead of us. You got held in suspended animation for a while and then got hit by a stray age ray, right?"
Jerry- "Yeah. Who are you guys? Do you have the keys to these?"
*we notice he's handcuffed to a chair*
Me- "No. Hold on, I can probably just snap them with my mind... What? Nothing's happening!"
Jerry- "Did you just get those powers today?"
Me- "Like maybe 2 minutes ago tops."
Jerry- "Yeah. You need to exercise them like anything else. You just ran like 5 miles right after being born."
Me- "Damn that sucks. Oh we still need to get around to saying who we are. I'm Lauren, I prefer Creep but whatever, I'm pretty awesome, and this is Will, he's pretty awesome too, and he's the current lead singer of RoboAlice in Chains."
Jerry- *confused* "He's a robot?!"
Will- "No, I'm new. Totally human. Do you remember anything?"
(real quick for the record, I'm not touching what you guys may be expecting to come up at some point. just deal with the few problems it will create. this is a fun thing, and nothing is gonna come in here and be serious and sad. sorry if anyones offended by the giant omission, but I just can't do anything. I want to, but there's nothing that won't be just flat out wrong. sorry.)
Jerry- "Yeah. I was in a band, we made a good CD, and now I'm here talking to two people I don't know while handcuffed to a chair. Oh sorry, was that rude?!"
Me- "We're not your enemies, man! We came to save you and the rest of the world and figure this out!"
Jerry- "Sorry, it's not you. I'm happy you came. But I can't remember anything! My name is Jerry. I was in Alice in Chains. And I heard them say we're in Canada. If that's even right, it's just what they said..."
Me- "Yeah, we know all that. We got Chuck Norris to throw us here."
Will- "So... What do we do?"
Jerry- "Well, I have no idea what's going on, so don't ask me. But I think we can't do anything until you can get me free, so we'll probably need to spend a night or two here."
Me- "Wait, my Creep senses are tingling. Not like that! I mean, they'll be back here soon. You're not hurt or anything, are you? Because if you can walk back to my car, we need to utilize it's 5 liter-ness and gun it out of here."
Jerry- *stands* "Yeah, I'm good. ... Does that mean they aren't tingling, or...?"
Me- *laugh* "Take a guess, man!"
Will- "Both of you, stop it, we need to go!"

We ran to my car. I stopped to grab one of the gunmen's wallets, but it was on a chain and I run pretty slow so I left it. So I open the door, help Jerry in, flip the seat back, and get in just as Will gunned out of there. Like all adventures, we stopped at a motel to rest for the night, even though it was still like maybe 1 PM at the time. Will went to check us in, but the guy was only speaking French. He came out, so he sat in the car with Jerry and I gave it a shot.

Me- "Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?"
Guy- "Ja, ey! Möchten Sie ein Zimmer?"
Me- "Ja."
Guy- "Toll. Auf wiedersehen, ey!"

*back at car*
Will- "Did you check us in?"
Me- "Yeah, no problem. Everyone knows all French Canadian people speak basic German, too."
Jerry- "Is this what it's always like with you guys?"
Me- "Yeah, why?"
Jerry- "What the hell? Do you guys not hear yourselves when you talk?"
Me- "Sometimes. It'll grow on you."
Jerry- "... Ah, forget it. How am I going to get into the room? Won't people wonder like, 'Hey, why's he handcuffed?'"
Me- "Doubt it. Shady motel place, you know. But if you insist, I can throw my leather jacket over your shoulders and you can pretend you're like all superior to everyone."
Jerry- "Cool. Go, servants, carry my bags to my room."
*all laugh*
Me- "Hey, Will, I'm not helping him out, are you?"
Will- "Why would I do that?"
Me- "Aw, too bad for you, man!"
Jerry- "Hey! I command you, mortal, carry me to my room!"

*in room*
Jerry- "So, do you guys have, I don't know, food or something?"
Me- "Aw shit I knew I'd been forgetting something!"
Will- "Well, I'll run out to Walmart and leave you two alone."
Me and Jerry- "Cool!"

*later... oh yeah I just totally blew that part off*
Will- "Ok, here you guys go, I already ate, but I picked up some fried chicken, bottled water, Cheetos, and Rockstar, so we're pretty much set."
Me- "Cool! I could really go for some of that Rockstar right now, I'm beat."
Jerry- "Me too."
Will- "Hmm, seems suspicious. What did you do while I was gone?"
Me- "Discussed... politics. It was really boring, you wouldn't care."
Will- "I do, really, what did you discuss?"
Jerry- "... About how Al Gore will save the country?"
Me- "Um, yeah. Of course. Go manbearpig!"
Jerry- "Yeah, manbear whatever."
Will- "... Dropping that. Do you know anything about who kidnapped you or anything?"
Jerry- "Well, I'll start at the beginning. The earliest thing I can remember, I was in what had to be a government transport. Someone was splashing water on my face, but no one was saying anything. Right away, I noticed it was tense. I looked out the window, and a couple of black cars, all the same, were coming up to us, quickly. A gun went off, and someone pulled me down. But I was so weak, I just passed out. When I came to, I was where you found me. The guys used strange phrases and words like 'packing heat' and 'byotch,' if that means anything to you."
Me- "Gangsters?!"
Will- "That makes sense. You know how badly rap sucks, right, Jerry?"
Jerry- "Yeah, but who listens to it?"
Me- "Now, it's the mainstream."
Jerry- "That's horrible! What's wrong with the world?"
Will- "I don't know. But, it's been pointed out that the end of this year is going to be great for rock albums. The rappers must fear that they will be overthrown by what they still think is Alice in Chains, Metallica, and some other bands. So they caught word that a member of Alice was being transported to Canada and tried to stop the new CD by taking Jerry."
Jerry- "New CD? What?"
Me- "We need to catch you up, now. This is all part of something called Project Iron Gland..."
Will- "Here, the Daily Show's on. We'll explain the rest after it."

Jerry- "So pretty much we're probably being pursued by a bunch of robots, and I'm sure the US government, because they want to take over Canada by brainwashing a very slim minority of people?"
Me- "Sadly, emo's pretty huge now."
Jerry- "What the hell?"
Will- "Yeah, I have no idea why it is. Well... Why don't we sit back, I'll run out to the car and get some 'Alice' CDs, and 'Jerry's' solo stuff and catch him up."
Jerry- "I have solo stuff? Cool."
Me- "Hate to admit it now, knowing he's a robot, but RoboYou was pretty kickass."

Will left. And didn't come back.

Me- "Jerry, it's been 15 minutes. Where is he?"
Jerry- "Look outside."
Me- "My car's still there. But I don't see him. Anywhere. Jerry, I'm scared. Should I go out there and try to find him?"
Jerry- *looks sad* "Lauren, if they got Will, there's nothing you can do. Please don't leave me alone in here, I couldn't do anything if someone came in for me. We'll let him go, he'll be fine, I'm sure. Tomorrow, we'll go and find this Mike you talked about, maybe he'll be able to jog my memory, and maybe we'll find Will on the way."

I cried myself to sleep on Jerry's shoulder. I slept until around 4PM.

Me- "Jerry?"
Jerry- "Are you feeling better?"
Me- "Yes... What happened last night?"
Jerry- "It was the Force. You used too much, too soon." *my vision clears and I notice he'd managed to eat some of the chicken and had gotten a bottle of water open with little spillage* "I got on ok without you. Are you feeling well enough to break these?"
Me- *rub my head* "Ah... There."
Jerry- *stretches arms* "Thanks. Did that hurt?"
Me- "No, I'm fine... Did Will...?"
Jerry- *looks sad* "Lauren, I don't know if you're ready to hear this..."
Me- "Is he...?"
Jerry- "No. Or, we don't know yet. But I think it's related to this."
*he turns up the tv, which is on a Canadian news channel*
TV- "-Alice in Chains announced a tour earlier today to hit a few Canadian cities in order to promote their new album, IV. Guitarist Jerry Cantrell told us in an exclusive interview that they plan on playing a few new tracks off IV in addition to some of their old material to get people used to their current lead singer, William DuVall..."
*turns it off*
Jerry- "They've been playing it all day. They must have taken Will to try and stop us."
Me- "They've won! We're two teenagers trying to stop a bunch of robots!"
Jerry- *comes over to me* "Don't talk like that. You're a lot more than a regular teenager, Lauren, and I'm Jerry Cantrell. We can do anything. We're going to save the world."

Yeah I'm lame, I know today's wasn't as funny but we had to get some plot and character building going on. No complaining or I'll send RoboAlice after you. Here's some good pics to make up for the lameness of the second half-ish. And it will be better tomorrow, I can tell you that already. I just needed to establish something like "Hey you losers I'm close with Jerry and you aren't! Ha!"

Um... Yeah. It's like 7D or something. I have no idea what the hell I was trying to do on that one. Um... Yeah. I'm owning that dude with the Force. From behind that strange Canadian foliage.

In my defense my touchpad has been acting up lately. I didn't know Ford made a Mustang Station Wagon until I drew this.

That was us telling Jerry about the current state of music. You can't tell me that's not a hot stick figure head there.

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

"Aboot Canada"  ya hey there Creep!  LMAO!   And, lovin' the Mustang station wagon.    BTW (and, not that he still isn't now!) - Jerry was pretty cute when he was 17! 

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

Yeah he was! But I'm like 14(.97) so I had trouble putting in any fun dialogue with someone older than my dad Time ray it is

The funny thing is I have no problem with Canada and I think I'm even part Canadian but I still like to rip on 'em for no reason

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

You know, I'm the only person who rated this 5 stars, I think you all must just keep forgetting to vote

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

There ya' go - 5 stars!  BTW, you write pretty well for a 14 yr. old (and, that's a compliment coming from an "old" person!). 

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

Ah, if only you were my English teacher, that would help me out so much...

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

I gave it 5 stars because your nuts..and I like your drawings

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“Life, death, sex; what else is there? A beer maybe."