What if phenylalanine in diet pop (soda) really does poison us?

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Are you like me, confused

He's taken. :[

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We were the only school in the county to not be closed today... And the principal was walking around letting everyone know, like it was something to be proud of. "Hey Lauren, did you know, we're the only school in Medina to be open?" Errg one day someone's gonna crash and die on these shitty unplowed roads on a day school should be called

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

My back hurts like a bitch. When I stand up, it hurts. When I sit down, it hurts. I can't do shit.

The doctor thinks my spinal cord might be screwed up or something.

 

For this movie I have to grow out a beard.  So my face looks like a pair of balls. On top of it, I had my head shaved with the appearance of scarring.  Not exactly Brad Pitt here.

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One can only receive and retain

ChainsHead:

My back hurts like a bitch. When I stand up, it hurts. When I sit down, it hurts. I can't do shit.

The doctor thinks my spinal cord might be screwed up or something.

 

Ky warming jelly, and a nice someone to rub you down.  I just got myself a masssssage.

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One can only receive and retain

Why can't I scoop out my brain and replace it with someone elses, thus allowing me to think/function like a normal human being?

Lux:

Why can't I scoop out my brain and replace it with someone elses, thus allowing me to think/function like a normal human being?

What an interesting thought. A normal human being wouldn't think that.

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HiP QWNS


The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

Machel:

I live in a house full of boys who think it is the funniest thing to fart.  They all bust out laughing and fan the air toward each other.  No matter how many times I say "dude, that's nasty stop it" they still think it is great. 

Why do boys have to touch their junk ALL THE TIME.  Is there some fear that one day it will be gone?  Is there some kind of magnetic force drawing your hand to it the instant the underwear is down?  Why to you have to "move it around" or "unstick it" all the time? 

What the hell is the deal with skid marks?  I have never in my life left a mark in my undies.  Do boys bootie holes come in direct contact with the underwear?  Shouldn't there be some sort of cheek barrier?  Those must be hellacious farts that can actually leave a mark.

Things are never gonna change and if they do it will probably be for the worse.... 

I have a scientific theory about this skid mark thing as I do the laundry for 3 males.  It has to do with inadequate wiping of the ass, and then the irresistable urge to stick your fingers down the back of your pants and scratch your a-hole through your shorts.  Then add male ass hair to the mix and, there you have it; skid mark city.

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Fucking gross man.

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I'm not fine, fuck pretending.

iamgolden:

Machel:

I live in a house full of boys who think it is the funniest thing to fart.  They all bust out laughing and fan the air toward each other.  No matter how many times I say "dude, that's nasty stop it" they still think it is great. 

Why do boys have to touch their junk ALL THE TIME.  Is there some fear that one day it will be gone?  Is there some kind of magnetic force drawing your hand to it the instant the underwear is down?  Why to you have to "move it around" or "unstick it" all the time? 

What the hell is the deal with skid marks?  I have never in my life left a mark in my undies.  Do boys bootie holes come in direct contact with the underwear?  Shouldn't there be some sort of cheek barrier?  Those must be hellacious farts that can actually leave a mark.

Things are never gonna change and if they do it will probably be for the worse.... 

I have a scientific theory about this skid mark thing as I do the laundry for 3 males.  It has to do with inadequate wiping of the ass, and then the irresistable urge to stick your fingers down the back of your pants and scratch your a-hole through your shorts.  Then add male ass hair to the mix and, there you have it; skid mark city.

wow that just made me hungry.

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Punky Lunky had sex with Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

my wife always asks me why i sit on the couch w/ a hand or 2 in my pants. i tell her to keep my hands warm.

truth is i don't know. it just feels like that's where they should be.

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Punky Lunky had sex with Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

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"For every star is formed in fire, and so it goes for you. And every face along your path, sees your heart is true." DuVall/Constantine

Shit I just remembered that I've got a few hours of German homework (all busywork too) due monday and I won't be getting home until probably 9ish tomorrow. Damn! Maybe I can miss monday?

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The north star always guides me
When winter skies are gray
And I wait for sun when all are one
I shall not betray

Sludge:

my wife always asks me why i sit on the couch w/ a hand or 2 in my pants. i tell her to keep my hands warm.

truth is i don't know. it just feels like that's where they should be.

 

i thought that was your Al Bundy impression.

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"Everyone calls America a 'she'. But America has a penis. And that penis is the state of Florida."