the super bowl of the offseason! of course i won't get to see it till tuesday cause i'm driving up to ny for a funeral. i'll be back with my round 1 predictions. feel free to post yours.

go bungles!

well with jake long goin to the dolphins let's start at #2.

2.  Rams: Glenn Dorsey (DT LSU)

3. Falcons: Gotta be Matt Ryan (QB Boston College)

4. Raiders: Darren McFadden (RB Arkansas)

5. Saints (pick aquired from Cheifs): Sedrick Ellis (DT USC).... I say the Saints make a move here and swap picks with the Cheifs. The Cheifs will get like a extra 3rd round pick for this. Yeah the cheifs could take Chris Long at 5 being that they just lost Jarred Allen but they also need help at the O-line and taking that Clady guy from Boise State is a bit of a stretch. Especially if they could trade down to 10 and get an extra 3rd or 4th round pick. Anyways the Saints move up and steal Sedrick Ellis from my Bengals. 

6. Jets: Chris Long (DE Virginia)

7. Pats: Vernon Gholston (DE Ohio State)...I know they need LBs and CBs but with Gholston still on the board you gotta take him.

8. Ravens: Ryan Clady (OT Boise State)

9. Bengals: Derrick Harvery (DE Florida)....This is a tough one cause if Ellis and the 2 stud DEs are taken the Bengals have some serious thinking to do. They have a lot of holes to fill. On the Defensive side of the ball any help is welcomed. They could certainly go with another LB and pick Keith Rivers. Or drfat a CB in the 1st round for the 3rd straight year and pick Leodis McKelvin. McKelvin could be a gamebreaker type of CB. They also have a lot of questions at the RB spot, so they could go with Rashard Mendonhall on Jonathon Stewart. Honestly I would be more comfertable with any of those guys than I would with Harvey, but the D-line is the biggest weakness of the Bengals so I think they're gonna go with Harvey. We'll see...hopefully they don't fuck this up. I'm sure they will though.

10. Cheifs (aquired from Saints): Keith Rivers (LB USC)....Well the Chefs wanted Clady and hoped he would still be on the board at 10. Unfortuneately the Ravens took his fat ass. The Cheiftans will have to settle for Keith Rivers.

Stay tuned for 11-20!

\m/ McFadden!

Dang, I hate that he won't be with the Razorbacks anymore.........

okay scratch #10. i don't know what i was thinking. let's do this again...

10. Cheifs: Branden Albert, G, Virginia....they couldn't get Clady so he's next in line.

11. Bills: Keith Rivers, LB, USC

12. Broncos: Malcolm Kelly, WR, Oklahoma....they need another WR.

13. Panthers: Leodis McKelvin, CB, Trow...they say this guy is a beast.

14. Da Bears: Rashard Mendenhall, RB, Illinios.....what do da Bears do best? That's right....draft RBs. Mendenhall will therefore be cursed.

15. Lions: Jonathon Stewart, RB, Oregan...like Mike Brown, you never know with Millen but they do need a RB.

16. Cards: Mike Jenkins, CB, South Florida

17. Vikings: DeSean Jackson, WR, Cal....the Vikings need a WR in the worst way. I think they need a QB too but they think Tavaris Jackson is the man (they're fucking stupid). Anyways Jackson will be a good fit.

18. Texans: Devin Thomas, WR, Michigan State.....WR or RB, well if i were them I would get another WR and draft a RB in the 2nd. I mean is Felix Jones much better than a RB that you could get in the 2nd? I don't think so. Plus I don't think the WR position is that deep this year.....but I'm no Mel Kiper.

19. Eagles: Limas Sweed, WR, Texas....they really wanted Thomas but those fuckin Texans grabbed him.

20. Bucs: Aqib Talib, CB, Kansas

21. Redskins: Phillip Merling, DE, Clemson

22. Cowboys: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Tennessee State.....the Cowfags get a much needed CB.

23: Steelers: Jeff Otah, OT, Pittsburgh.....why not? they lost Faneca and hey here's an OT that's already in this lousy town.

24. Titans: James Hardy, WR, Indiana.....you can get another WR but Vince Young is still overrated.

25. Seahawks: Chris Williams, OT, Vanderbilt

26. Jags: Fred Davis, TE, USC....these guys need some type of receiver.

27. Chargers: Brandon Flowers, CB, Virginia Tech

28. Cowboys: Felix Jones, RB, Arkansas...worked out perfectly for Jerry.

29. Niners: Jerod Mayo, LB, Tenessee....you can't lose with Mayo!

30. Packers: Kenny Phillips, S, Miami

31. Pats: Oh wait you don't get to pick here cause you're fucking CHEATERS! Sorry...next!

32. Giants: Dan Connor, LB, Penn State

That's all....thanks!

Sludge:

23: Steelers: Jeff Otah, OT, Pittsburgh.....why not? they lost Faneca and hey here's an OT that's already in this lousy town.

I sense a disturbance in the force, I have come to address it. Come to the dark side Sludge. Renounce the Bengals and become a Steelers fan. Your reward? Great treasures in Pittsburgh beyond your wildest dreams........they await.......just for you........it is so easy.... resistance is futile. 

PittsburghSmoker:

Sludge:

23: Steelers: Jeff Otah, OT, Pittsburgh.....why not? they lost Faneca and hey here's an OT that's already in this lousy town.

I sense a disturbance in the force, I have come to address it. Come to the dark side Sludge. Renounce the Bengals and become a Steelers fan. Your reward? Great treasures in Pittsburgh beyond your wildest dreams........they await.......just for you........it is so easy.... resistance is futile. 

i'd rather die! seriously....i would rather die than be a pittsburgh steelers fan. of course being a bengals fan makes you wanna die. but they're my team and i love them....they hate me though.