ERRG! I got a second email account, hoping it'd stay off everyone's super forward me every piece of crap you get list, but it got on! Damn!

Who reads those stupid things? Really? It's like, I feel bad deleting them, but I'm not gonna sit down and read this crap, and then have it tell me I have to send it to 15 people in 7:52 or some dead chick's gonna come out of my shower and kill me. Dude. And then, I love the ones with a attachments. It's like "Hmm, your email doesn't usually send those with attachments. Well, what could it be? I bet, since I care what it is already, I'm just gonna open and download it!"

I'm just ranting. But now I want to know-

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I don't read them..they annoy me greatly.

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"One day you will die, until then, your useless."

I agree, but I really like my email address and I've tried changing it like you, and it gets sucked back in.  I'm not getting fucking spam on my FAX machine, what is up with that?  They say "take a beautiful vacation in east bumfuck" or something, hey, it's wasting paper!

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I just got a chain email from an acquaintance who wants me to send my favorite recipe to 20 friends.  WTF?!  Like I am gonna take the time.

My favorite spam ever had this title--Refinance your home, lobotomy

Are you calling me, lobotomy?!?! 

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LMAO, tude.

One stop shop maybe? lol

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"I fear again, like then, I lost my way
and shout to God to bring my sunny day"

LOL!!!  You are right!  I guess I could get both done at once--save a little time and all--

I just went back and checked and there was no comma before lobotomy. . .

Why do I take everything so personally??!?!

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"For every star is formed in fire, and so it goes for you. And every face along your path, sees your heart is true." DuVall/Constantine

LMAO!

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/spamindex.html - those are some of the best spam lines ever They're definately worth reading, with his comments. I'd send yours in, Pervy!

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i DESPISE chain emails

i got one the other day that was so fuckin' sappy i read it thru just for the laff
at the end it said if i loved jesus i would send it to ten people
BUT if satan had his way i would hit the delete button

 

....satan won

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a wet nurse w/ 8 golden cocks under her

I hate those ones where they try to pull on your heartstrings with the sad story..because I'm always left saying "What the hell am I suppose to do about it?" Dont mean to sound cruel but those stupid ones that are like "if you dont repost, you dont have a heart"..ahh I hate 'em.

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"One day you will die, until then, your useless."

Yeah I know, I can't stand those ones.

What sucks is, some of my friends ONLY send chain emails. Like, you can send them something you typed, and you won't get a response, but a few days later you'll have another chain email. Probably because they think I'm evil for not resending their stuff 

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My mom's always sending me all kinds of patriotic Republican propaganda.  That stupid chain email about Obama's Muslim background was one of them.  Whenever she sends me something, I know it's either going to be some political thing that someone emailed to her and she instantly believes, or pictures of cats dressed up in humiliating costumes.

I get the damn stuff all the time and I'm glad to have the chance to vent about it. I won't even use my MySpace page any more because it's like that's all there is and  it's so stupid. I thought it was just me, I'm not alone. I feel better now

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Every day it's something hits me all so cold
Find me sittin' by myself no excuses, then I know

I just searched for like 10 minutes, my one friend replied to one of those spam emails about how one of your distant relatives died in a plane crash in some random obscure country, and this bank in that country needs your bank info to send it. He sent me everything he got and sent, and the guy sounded SO excited after Kurt replied the first time  He kept playing with him, and gave him this whole backstory on himself that was awesome... They went back and forth for a while, until Kurt got bored... And got sick of typing his name, it was great, Eschtuvario something, I think

I can't believe I don't have them all still, I really wanted to post them in all their awesomeness...

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