ok so we take turns writing a section of a story to see what kind of crazy carp we can come up with, I'll start.

Once upon a time in a neighborhood far far away, lived a naked mole rat. His name was Joe Mama. Joe loved to eat bean burrito's until he found out he had Irritable Bowel Syndrome. So he got mad and started killing people.

It was an unfortunate situation to begin with, being a mole rat with IBS. Most people, though fearful of being killed by such a creature, felt sorry for the homicidal wee sand puppy.

But those suffering from suffering zemmiphobia couldn't tolerate the beast and said "Send him away!"

So he was sent, to a group of monks...