LOL "halt die klappe!" means "shut up!" LOL.

I learnt what we call "Hoch Deutsch" at school so im not familiar with many slang terms lol. When i was in germany studying 3 years ago i learnt some more, but i have forgotten XD. i can ask some german friends tho. Name a few things you want me to translate ;) 

Ok, I'll remember that haha

I'm learning pretty much nothing at school but... I don't know, I just want general smack talk. Anything to provoke people in another language other than normal I'm sure any examples I could think of wouldn't translate, though...

i love german fudge, and cheese.

their women aren't bad either.

This is said in one of those totally uncertain ways, like arm scratching back of head, not very flowing verbally, and having that question like quality to it.

Stundenplan macht keinen Spaß.

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that ü would make it plural, but I'm not sure. But I mean it to be plural, so it makes a little more sense. Unless it somehow does, then that last statement was a joke and I totally know what I'm doing.

nicht hassen Sie gerecht, wann Ihre Freunde nicht die Musik mogen die Sie zu horen? sie ist so argerlich.

i'm not going to put the umlats in, i have no idea how to with a mac. well i do, but it takes forever. 

Uh... Ja? Ich versteh nicht viel. Ich lern, Sie wissen?

Cab you hit the Ω Insert Custom Character thing on a mac?

thenegativecreep:

Uh... Ja? Ich versteh nicht viel. Ich lern, Sie wissen?

Cab you hit the Ω Insert Custom Character thing on a mac?

oops sorry i'll translate.

i said:

don't you have it when your friends hate the music you listen to? its so annoying.

something like that. 

I got the general idea of friends disliking your music, but that was it Thanks

Ja! Sie hören nicht Musik! Ich möchte neue Freunde...

I'm thinking hören is irregular, but screw it, I don't feel like looking

EDIT- turns out it's not. I don't know why I was thinking it'd be -t, but... Haha sorry for changing pretty much everything about that statement by changing that, I do have more than one friend

jedesmal wenn ich sie ein Cd spiele, das sie denken, es schrecklich ist und sie sagen, daß es, ich versteht nicht dumm ist, wie Musik dumm wirklich sein könnte ich schätzt

translation: 

every time i play them a cd they think it's terrible and they say it's stupid, i don't understand how music really could be stupid i guess

yeah i played jerry cantrell today.. boggy depot their comment "this has no rhythm" on my song and cut you in

alice in chains unplugged: "man this sucks"

Was? Wirklich? Sie sind blöd...

Boggy, I do like My Song a lot, and Cut You In's pretty sweet, but the rest, eh... Alice Unplugged though, better hope I never meet them

Sie spielen eine Menge Nickleback... extrem furchtsam

Translation:

They play a lot of nickleback... extremely scary

I need to bring my drum earplugs in... they look more like those old huge headphones though 

Ja, das ist schlect.

I've got a pair of the big bright orange airport ones

Wunderbar! Deutsch ist mein Lieblingsfach und ich habe es für drei Jahren gelernt. Ich liebe Französisch und Spanisch auch, aber ich denke, dass Deutsch am Besten ist. 

Letztes Jahr habe ich einen Austausch mit meiner Schule gemacht und in Zukunft möchte ich vielleicht in Deutschland wohnen.

Wonderful! German is my favourite subject and I have learnt it for 3 years. I love French and Spanish too, but I think that German is the best.

Last year I did an exchange with my school and maybe in the future I would like to live in Germany.

Ich will schon lernen!

Possibly. I said that right, right? Am I ever getting those prepostions or what, Memory?