Catgirl:

You girls are always horny. Jerry must feel abused in some ways. ¿can´t you try to think about him without think about his private parts? It´s becoming a little sick.

He is a beautiful man (obviously), a talented artist and a wonderful soul, don´t treat him just like a sexy icon and like someone you want to sleep with because he is much more than that, at least for me. I´m starting to believe that some of you just like him for a superficial reason and that´s all. You sound like dogs in heat.

Each one has an opinion and I respect that but you must respect others too . Take care everybody!  

Respect!

               Love you Jerry, much love to you from the tropical Venezuela

 

just go a few pages back and u'll see our points of view on the subject. we had a sort of ''philosophical argument'' on that. but we had been reassured that we can go on like that: having fun and making jokes (and every now and then do some serious talk too )...that's our wonderland, but we all know that reality is something totally different.

and i think i can speak for everybody else if i say that we all have great respect for jerry. as a human being, as an artist, as the greatest lyricist of all time.

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candy heart, what a waste...

lynda31:

So once again can't sleep. so thought i'd post these.

YUM

Ok It Looks Even Bigger Here For Some REason

I like Jerry's hair color here the best.

I Can Just See Myself On Top. Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy. And I Would All Night Long. Yee Haw!

And of Course

LMAO At that last pic of him. He is so blessed. You are beautiful baby. I LUV U JERRY!!!

Ok so maybe i shouldn't have made the Kielbasa comment. but i meant after i looked at the pics i felt like having it. ok no way to jusitify it. It was a joke. it was in bad taste. and there i go again fraudian slip.  See now i feel i have to watch every damn thing i say in here. Oh Fuck it. Jerry you know i mean no harm. You are beautiful, talened and really don't need reassurance. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN DAMNIT!!!  at jerry's expense of course. But God he is just so sexy in all those pics. sorry but he so totally is. And all i have left to say is. I'm so glad he hates wearing underwear.

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WYLDECHYLD69:

lynda31:

So once again can't sleep. so thought i'd post these.

YUM

Ok It Looks Even Bigger Here For Some REason

I like Jerry's hair color here the best.

I Can Just See Myself On Top. Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy. And I Would All Night Long. Yee Haw!

And of Course

LMAO At that last pic of him. He is so blessed. You are beautiful baby. I LUV U JERRY!!!

I tell ya, that man gives ya a whole new appreciation for tubular meats! Shit, he's sweeter than summer sausage(there it goes again)! Lawd, I'm back in the kitchen for that kilbasa with ya,hunny!

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Catgirl got me feeling so bad again. i went and deleted the part where i mention the Kelbasa. i'm such a softy and i start to feel bad so easily. Gawd!!!  I'm sorry for being a perv. I"m sorry!! but i'm really all talk. I'm very shy actually and i would never ever do anythign i say in here in person to jerry. uless of course he let me. then i'd be all over that. whooo hooo!! Ride that cowboy. Uh HUH. but jerry's proud of his Rocket. and he should be he was blessed with a nice one. and there's nothing wrong with that! Amen. 

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Thanks for letting me know, Lynda. I just read on Billy Morrison's page that Jerry wasn't even scheduled to play last week, but he just showed up! I hope that bodes well for me!

Don't feel bad about your love for the Kielbasa! I think if ever there was a place where it is totally okay to let your inner perv out to play, it's here :)  I'm all talk myself too; I'm sure I would just avert my eyes and shriek if I ever saw Jerry in person. I actually never thought I would be star struck until I ran into Janice Dickinson on the street last week and was too stunned to even smile at her- and I adore the woman. Here's hoping I'm at least a little buzzed if I ever do see Jerry!

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
-Dorothy Parker

In this life, I must confess, the search for love and happiness is unrequited.
-Charles Aznavour

Catgirl:

You girls are always horny. Jerry must feel abused in some ways. ¿can´t you try to think about him without think about his private parts? It´s becoming a little sick.

He is a beautiful man (obviously), a talented artist and a wonderful soul, don´t treat him just like a sexy icon and like someone you want to sleep with because he is much more than that, at least for me. I´m starting to believe that some of you just like him for a superficial reason and that´s all. You sound like dogs in heat.

Each one has an opinion and I respect that but you must respect others too . Take care everybody!  

Respect!

               Love you Jerry, much love to you from the tropical Venezuela

 

....I've never seen so many disclaimers in a title to a thread as this one has, & they are there for a reason.....for those who don't want to express themselves in this way, then the best thing to do is avoid the thread, read all the other Jerry related threads that aren't disclaimered.....for those who get offended or misunderstand stuff like this, then it's obviously not the thread for them.....

If there was any objection by Jerry regarding anything on here, you can bet it would have been locked/deleted long ago....there are enough people (admin & otherwise) roaming around here that it would have been dealt with by now........& yet it's hit 170 pages & 2,55something replies only edited by the posters themselves.....

Just a random fyi, in general.....any professional photo, as many posted on here are, are subject to approval before becoming public.....some artists don't take advantage of that, even tho they have the legal (and sometimes contractual) right to....especially those early pix & definately any pix used in covers & liners of the music (Boggy Depot pix, for example) ~ those most likely have been approved by management or Jerry himself.....(anyone who's seen the video for 'My Song' ~ perfect example of everything I'm talking about).....and, again, should any of the private-fan taken pix be objected to, they'd be removed from here by mods/admin/Jerry himself......that hasn't happened yet.....if you think that Jerry doesn't check himself out in a mirror (to see how he looks) before he goes anywhere public, you're dreaming  .........

Jerry's no dummy when it comes to life in the rock lane.....true, he can't stop peoples' reactions, but he doesn't squash em either......and if any of this offends anyone, then the best thing to do is not click on the thread.......

 

And, thanks Punky  

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THIS POST IS HAUNTED!!! i'm sorry about my same post like five times. i tried ot delete. i'm such a goof ball all worried i made jerry look bad and had no respect by saying teh kalbasa comment. i went in where ever it was posted like in Wyldechyld post and tried to delete it and instead it showed it even more. HAHAHAHAH> Oh God i'm such an idiot. jerry's package posted ahundred times. God if he ever does come in here he's gonna get a restraining order on me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry was an accident. PLEASE DELETE THOSE IF YOU CAN MODS> PLEASE ALL OF THEM THAT SAY KALBASA>

As for me ever really acting out on this shit. Ah no. will never, ever happen. Reality sets in. no i wouldn't feel too good about myself to just go and sleep with a rockstar. that's not my style and never have and never will. Talk in here is cool and live out the fantasy this way. cause we all know life is never as good as fantasy. and if jerry ever saw me at a show and said someting to me like, yeah lynda your the one who likes to make all those comments at the board. well, too bad they ain't ever gonna come true for yeah" or if he was ever mean to me in any way at all. I'd seriously cry right there.ball my eyes out.  i would no lie. i would cry like a little baby. if he ever humiliated me. oh god lets not evern think of that.

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THANK YOU NATURE. Phew I'm relieved....

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....if I had a dime for every woman who said they were gonna maul Jerry (in a good way) when they "ever got to meet him" then they froze so bad (when they did get anywhere near him) they couldn't say hi, I'd be on my  own private island by now......however my point is, and always will be, words are one thing & real life action is another.....if it's fun & non real life threatening, ya know.....

For those who can't distinguish fantasy from real life, there's always Big Val to contend with  

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My last post of the evening before i hit the hay. so just curious as to what those wacko's do to him. i mean like theones where nature said there's Big Val to contend with. I'll kick Big Val's ass. all 5'2 and 115 pounds of me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

 no seriously though i'm very curious to know what girls do to try to get at the "Golden Rod"  hmmm. I did sneak a hug when i met him quick but he let me even though i almost dropped his drink cause i was nervous .i know,  i know. i say it all the time. i was drunk but still scared and couldnt' look at his face at all. i remember. though we did meet eyes as he came through the door he looked right at me. i must have looked like a deer in headlights. hahahaha. naw he's not all that. he's ok i guess. i mean it would take him a lot more than just being a rock star with a big rod to get my kitty. yeah know. HAHAHAHAHHA. ok i'll shut up now. love you ladies. hugs and kisses.

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Nature: THANK YOU!!!!

Cat, I do understand your reaction, of course if you dont know who we are you'd just think we are a bunch of perverts but in no way have we direspected Jerry or treat him like a sex object....We are just having a lil fun and have come real close to one another which is the best gift Jerry could have done to me....Now, like Nature was saying, these posts are seeing by the mods, if anything was wrong they'd let us know and we'd stop straight away...since this isnt the case then I dont see why I should stop having fun with my friends!!!

Enough of this, it's making me sick now....We are alright in saying what we say cause we are just saying it..Now if we were phisycally stalking Jerry it would be another thing alltogether....We'll deal with it when time comes...hahahahaha.....

I do think they way Cat expressed herself was a bit harsh, I'm no god in heat and thank god I dont need to come here to get rif of any sexual frustration...now that would be sad!!!!

That said, everybody has the right to say what they think....I say "live and let live"!!

C'mon Cat, I dont believe you may even think that "some of us just like him for a superficial reason and that´s all"...He's not even that good looking.....

Shoe, you lucky girl.....I really hope he turns up but promise us to come back with pix, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!!!!!

Lynda, you go...stop apologising, we know you now....keep them posts coming!!!!

You Ladies are awesome and Jerry knows it even if he may think we are weird...Weird is beautiful!

And now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0kEMT8KZDI Just to show that it's also about the music...watch this! I loved it!!!!

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"words and music, my only tools, communication"



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 hi my beautiful ladies!

so, how come everybody's seeing jerry lately but me?!? that's not fair! i don't even have dreams about him...

anyway, i'm in a hurry today as well...mmmh, maybe i should ask for a skate transplant...that would be quicker, wouldn't it?

i know that these two links don't mean anything to almost all of you, but...tiz, u gotta see them! it's like...well, actually, IS turning the clock back something like 20 years!

http://www.spot80.it/site/spot/1987/filmati/barilla_gattino_1987.wmv

http://www.spot80.it/site/spot/1988/filmati/Knorr.wmv

ok, i'll try to catch up with u tonight! have a great time for now!

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candy heart, what a waste...

No way, 20 years??? Are you serious???? Ok now I feel old!

MWAH Super Angels!! I'm going home now for some soup...gotta loose that kilo before beach time....kisses 

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"words and music, my only tools, communication"



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hey girls. Gorgeous day in Boston whoo hoo. i'm posting quick gotta go. Serena i hope your back is feeling much better girl. And Tiz i'm glad you had fun rafting. and i know you're right i gotta just shut up and stop apologizing. haha. 

 my psycho exboyfriend just emailed me and he knows he's not supposed to contact me. Long story but he was a possesive, obsessed  freak that had to go. i am a little nervous about it but i'm not gonna let it rule my life any further.

So i know i never talk about it. but i do know what it's like to be stalked and tourmented by Psycho's myself. but i told him i would contact the lawer if he sent me anymore emails at all. which i haven't heard from him in a year or so. and wierd i was just thinking how i'm so glad i haven't and what a loser he was and how happy i am to be free. and there he goes sending me shit. Ah well. hope he knows i am protected if he tries to come around me cause my guy friends will demolish hiim. i'm just afraid of him showing up at my place late night yeah know? when i get home late from a gig. but he knows if he does he will be in huge trouble anyway. so doubt it. ok well just wanted to ease my mind  and get it out here. i hope all you girls are doing well.

Dawn hope your grandma is better. btw i never ask you but how's the guitar playing going?

Ari hope you are feeling much better too. and all you other ladies enjoy this wonderful day. luv yeahs. mwah.

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Hi Ladies,

Thank you all for the well wishes..I'm feeling much much better and went back to work today..still congested and coughing and tired, but overall a huge improvement.

Dawn honey, hoping things are moving along in a positive way with you and your grans :-)

I was thinking that it was damn time we posted our full lenght fantasies once more..it's been a while and we have newcomers, so I'm sure things will heat up very quickly..for the ladies who just recently joined us, Lynda was the first courageous woman to actually post her fantasy here and I followed..so kudos Lynda hon..you rock

Here is the monster once again (just reposting an old one previously posted long ago last year...lol)..I can't wait to read what the Wylde One will come up with..it will be freakin' freaky..lol

Enjoy ladies (ps: next I'll go back to previously written songs and post them again..lol)..I have nothing better to do..lol

lost in the forest.....me with a broken ankle, unconscious and left for dead by car jackers...he finds me while looking for his pet who ventured further out than usual. I’m half naked and lying on my side...my perfect breasts exposed but my precious triangle preserved by a very thin fabric that used to be my French lace lingerie..it's raining ever so lightly and I'm covered in dew...he sees me and thinks that I'm dead...but then I sigh ever so lightly and his perfect hearing hears it...then he comes closer and puts his finger on my neck to feel my pulse...it's beating weakly, so he wants to make sure my heart beat is strong so he slides his hand down my left breast to feel for my apical pulse (he's trained in first aid and is perfect at it) and finds it strong...then I start to moan and try to open my eyes but he tells me not to move, that I’m hurt and that he's going to take care of me...I recognize his voice and think that I died and went to heaven until I feel his warm body against me....he's lifting me into his arms and carrying me away to safety and shelter

When we reach his cabin (he was out on a fishing trip with his pet and spent the rest of his time playing his favorite guitar ), he puts me on the couch while he runs a hot bath...then he removes the rest of my fabric and gets in the tub with me...he's under me and supports my naked body in the water...he does not want me to drown...then he takes a soft cloth, puts some gentle soap on it and starts to rub me down gently....he's cleaning and massaging me at the same time, giving me back life and helping my body regain its essence, and he is talking at the same time, giving me encouraging words and promising to take care of me if I lived for him, swearing that he would not let me die....I survive the night, which he spent by my side kissing fluid into my mouth to hydrate me, and running a cold compress on my body to decrease my fever

2 days later I'm almost fully recovered but still weak from the attack and lack of solid food, and Jerry made some fish soup with his morning catch...I'm wearing one of his shirts and resting on his bed with his pet when he comes in with a big bowl and two spoons...I look at him and smile and he smiles back and says:" Welcome back Angel, I thought I almost lost you", and I croak out a "Thank you", which sends him roaring with laughter, his beautiful blue eyes tinkling because I sound so awful...this send me blushing (now I'm black but he can clearly see that I'm blushing..lol) and my eyes widen in horror that he's making fun of me. but then he touches my face gently and kisses my forehead, repeating over and over "Angel, Angel, Angel", which immediately calms me down, then I look at him all bright eyed and he kisses me ever so softly on the lips…

At this point, I respond with energy I didn’t know I had, kissing him back eagerly and a bit clumsily, since I’m still weak and all…but there is still laughter in his eyes when he separates from me…he then urges me to eat but I just look at him with lust and hunger in my eyes, then he says out loud “forget the damn soup, there’s plenty left in the pot”…he lies me down gently and removes the shirt I’m wearing, still looking into my eyes with such a twinkle it’s making me weaker than I should be, I feel like a virgin in his arms.  He senses that I’m nervous and wants to stop, but I take his hand and put it on my belly, twisting and squirming under him to make him understand that I want him, and to move lower..

It was hot in the room and getting hotter by the minute as he removed his shirt, then his shorts..ohhhhhhhhhh my goodness…he simply is perfection.  His erect member erased the memory of the few lovers before him, for he is the most beautiful, full and thick, with a light golden mane and balls so perfect one would think they were sculpted by Michelangelo.  My breath quickens in anticipation, but he tells me that he will take his time with me and enjoy every inch of my body before taking me…this makes me moan louder and arch my back against his touch and kisses… he kisses me everywhere and is not shy about pleasuring the woman that I am.  But he’s very careful not to hurt my injured leg and fragile body and continues to whisper sweet nothings to me.   As my moaning grows louder and my body hungers and calls out to him, he finally positions himself above me, gently spreads my legs, and with that same twinkle in the eye and a smile just for me, he takes me ever so slowly.  He is gentle but shows no mercy as he goes deeper and deeper inside me, watching me as my eyes widen and my pupils dilate and my fingers dig into his back, and my hips rock to receive him.  He kisses my neck, my breasts, my nose, my eyes, my lips over and over and over.

The feeling is indescribable and we magically find our rhythm as we move from lovemaking to mind blowing sticky sweaty sex.  We are stuck to each other like glue and my fingers are entwined with his hair and his with my body.  Our rhythm almost reaches the point of lunacy as we climb the ladders of pleasure, our hearts seem to be beating as one, and I not longer remember my ankle, as my legs are securely wrapped around his perfect butt.  Then he slides both his hands under my butt and squeezes each cheek in perfect unison, going even deeper into me.  He looks at me and his eyes are intense, then I feel a wave of electricity as he kisses me deeply.  I let my body embrace the moment and stare into his perfect blue eyes, slightly opening my mouth.  One hand leaves its previous position and cups my face, and then he kisses me again and asks if I’m ready to receive him.  I respond by squeezing him harder.  He is so intense and it’s almost extreme the way he looks into my eyes and that makes me cry gently as my whole body starts to shiver and waves of pleasure assault me.  He releases inside me, while still cupping my face.  He doesn’t collapse on me afterwards, but gently lies on me while kissing and caressing me.  We are both radiant and all smiles later on when he carries me to the porch, him to play guitar and me to simply watch how beautiful and perfect he is!  FIN

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Jerry's future wife