Good Morning, Ladies!! *squats* :)

Tizzz.. hahah You're amazing. I could picture you doing that thing... I have to try it though. I forgot all about the crab walk when I got home yesterday. I'll try it later.. ;) Oh, I'd love to see a picture of you doing that!! And you know what would be awesome... A picture of you and Cupcake squatting in Seattle!! OH OH... You MUST do it there!! I'd laugh so much! I'm sure all the girls will be very proud of you both. *hugs*

Speaking of Cupcake.. where's she? I miss her! Where's Liz? Gema? Anne? Gosh.. where are these girls? And Caro? Disappeared again?

Ohhhh Tiz. almost forgot to tell you. I dreamt of you last night. hahaha It was a very very fast dream though and we didn't speak to each other. I was in this building searching for the place where I should take the test to be acceptable in the Uni (again???) and I saw you passing by me, climbing up the stairs. I don't know HOW I knew it was you since we didn't speak... but my crazy brains added a kind of subtitle as you appeared... ... something like your siggy where it was written "inchainswithAlice". Odd, isn't it? I hope next time you visit me you speak to me. That's very rude of you! And I hope we meet in a more sociable and pleasant place like a pub or an Alice concert...

And to bright our days... Mr. Layne Staley! <3

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SoulDesertion:

Oh.. you're right Tiz. He had some meat on his bones. Yummy! And he was soo young he didn't have all that lovely chest hair os his yet... *drools* That's a wonderful tummy shot for sure. And his legs look fantastic.. even with those hidous pants and boots!!

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Sludgefactorygirl:

Good Morning, Ladies!! *squats* :)

Tizzz.. hahah You're amazing. I could picture you doing that thing... I have to try it though. I forgot all about the crab walk when I got home yesterday. I'll try it later.. ;) Oh, I'd love to see a picture of you doing that!! And you know what would be awesome... A picture of you and Cupcake squatting in Seattle!! OH OH... You MUST do it there!! I'd laugh so much! I'm sure all the girls will be very proud of you both. *hugs*

Speaking of Cupcake.. where's she? I miss her! Where's Liz? Gema? Anne? Gosh.. where are these girls? And Caro? Disappeared again?

 Oh I'm here....I've just spent the last hour and a half going through the entire Layne interview thread...

sighhhhhhhh.

As for swatting? Hmmm...I'll only do it in a long skirt cuz I have the ugliest damn thighs you've ever seen (SOOO unlike Layne's) I kinda look like a sumo wrestler giving birth when I do the Layne swat, non of you want to see that...nuh uhh!

Who's doing the Layne game today? (I'm goin to bed - so I'll have my go in the morning)
 

*waddles sumo style off to bedroom* 

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I needed a break from work so I came here...ahhhh...such a nicer atmosphere in here!!!

I had another one of those confrontation with my boss's wife! I can't stand her anymore to the point that I may have to change job (not b4 my Seattle trip tho') after the summer!! I'm fed up with her talk, she thinks that she owens me bc at the end of the month she (actuall her husband) pays me a shitty salary!

I had written a whole ranting post but I just deleted, fuck her! I spent too much time thinking of her! FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

Anyway, let's talk about other things...Iluska, your dream....Next time I will talk to you and squat for you too!!!

I will take a pic of myself squatting in Seattle, hopefully Cuppy will be in the mood for it too!!!! And Pinkclouds, we'll see what we can do with her too!!!

Ok, I'm sad even tho' I try not to think of it so I'll go back to my work, I have shit loads to do!!! Tonight the Champions League final is on, I'm going to get pissed and forget about that unsensitive prick!!! Jeez, I dont think I've ever disliked anybody like this!!!!!

Sorry for the ranting!!!! Ciao Girls!!!

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Cupcake, that's fine! Long long skirt! JUST FINE!

Tizz.. I'm sorry. Why this witch is so bitchy towards you?? You're such a lovely girl! She's probably envious because you're adorable and nice and funny and she's a fucking bitch who has probably a disarranged marriage. I know what's her problem................... Lack of something... HAHAHAHAHA Pink (or not) and amusing...  HAHAHA That's why she's sooo bitchy!

Working with bitchy people sucks. I mean.. you have to work everyday (and for must of us it's not such a splendorous thing) and still have to deal with cranky people? C'mon. These people need to be loved and care about their own lives instead of trying to make everyone else's life misearable. I hope your boss' wife finally gets what she needs and stop annoying you!

Damn her! But you're right... this abject being doesn't deserve you being mad about her. I know it's difficult, but try to ignore her and think of good things... Layne, Jerry, Chris, Eddie.. altogether worshipping you! How cool is that?? hahaha *hugs* Bowing and squatting for you.. OMG! I'm just having a vision of paradise right now...

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I think you are right to some extent, they are a weird couple and if she only gets it from him (which I think she does cuz...well I think she does...cuz who the fuck is going to want to bang her????) she could be frustrated...he probably is too cuz if she's in bed as if she's in life then I picture this completely still big piece of meat lying on the bed (cuz they only do it there...) with no expression making absolutely no sound!!! Oh dear....what a horrible thought!!!! You know when you just cant imagine people having sex?? I picture them starting out and then he going "did you call that architect to make that change to the project? We dont want the swimming pool there, it needs to be south..I'd better call Tiziana...Plus you know how much time this is costing me? Time is money...get dressed and let's go to the office!"...

The other reason for her being such a..(i dont even know what inslut to you anymore...hahaha..see that? I wanetd to worte "insult" and look what I've come up with....awesome!!!!) is that she's a lonely cow, she has no interest apart from her work (which I believe she does just to have her husband shut it), her kids (and I tell you, she's not even that interested...or at least cannot show it when around them...) and her husband she hardly sees cuz he's always here (longer than I am) and when they are both in the office they normally have small arguements or anyway talk about work! Now that cant be a very exciting life! Whenever they go on holiday they go to places where they can make comparables about our own projects and come back with lots of brochures I have to store away in a "competitors" or "marketing suggestions" folder..Can you feel the sadness now??? I'd rather die skint, with no home, no fancy car and have a Life with a capital "L"...Yes I think she's jelous of me in some funny way (mainly cuz I have a humour she doesnt have..honestly, she just cant make you laff..sometimes she tell things and laughs with tears at her own jokes and I and my colleague - sometimes even her husband - look at each other thinking "oh dear"...) but she also likes me (or maybe used to)...Poor Rich People!!!

Oh look, I've done it again! Sorry...I'll reward you with this, thank you for reading:

I hadnt seen this one b4!

BELLO!!!!!

love the expression

Ciao belle!!! I'll talk to you tomorrow! Again sorry for ranting!!!

 

 

 

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Mmm Tiz, you will have to give the details on the *Royal Squat*, I am assuming this is a more involved, dangerous and glamorous version of the regular *squat*  I feel for ya at your shitty job, I am so lucky to work for myself at home, gives me lots of time to do useful things like get on this board!  Hugs

Chris 

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So I attempted the infamous squat. (Up and down the stairs!) I woke up today and my thighs are killing me. 

 

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inchainswithAlice:

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the nipples! *drools*

Ahhhh Tiz... don't be sorry! We're friends.. and we are here to hear you ranting and to bash your boss' wife!

Hope you feel better tomorrow! *hugs*

Hey, iamgolden... Tiz really has to explain us the "royal" squat!

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SarieInChains:

So I attempted the infamous squat. (Up and down the stairs!) I woke up today and my thighs are killing me. 

Up and down Sarie? Poor thing... Poor thighs...

Damn.. I'm soo sleepy! ZzZZzzzzz...

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inchainswithAlice:

I needed a break from work so I came here...ahhhh...such a nicer atmosphere in here!!!

I had another one of those confrontation with my boss's wife! I can't stand her anymore to the point that I may have to change job (not b4 my Seattle trip tho') after the summer!! I'm fed up with her talk, she thinks that she owens me bc at the end of the month she (actuall her husband) pays me a shitty salary!

I had written a whole ranting post but I just deleted, fuck her! I spent too much time thinking of her! FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

Anyway, let's talk about other things...Iluska, your dream....Next time I will talk to you and squat for you too!!!

I will take a pic of myself squatting in Seattle, hopefully Cuppy will be in the mood for it too!!!! And Pinkclouds, we'll see what we can do with her too!!!

Ok, I'm sad even tho' I try not to think of it so I'll go back to my work, I have shit loads to do!!! Tonight the Champions League final is on, I'm going to get pissed and forget about that unsensitive prick!!! Jeez, I dont think I've ever disliked anybody like this!!!!!

Sorry for the ranting!!!! Ciao Girls!!!

 

Actually, I have to say that I think I've perfected the L'Squat.  LOL!  (Everything begins with L' when it pertains to Layne. hahaha)  Maybe we can get someone to take a picture of me, Tiz, and Cupcake together doing a Trifecta L'Squat in Seattle.

Oh Tiz, the weekend's almost here!  Just a couple more days before the weekend and then you won't have to think about her!!

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inchainswithAlice:

 

BELLO!!!!!

 

He is the ultimate rock god (or is that "rock guy"!) in this pic. I know a lot of people dont' like Again, but it's one of my fav songs and videos...The black, the leather, the sunglasses...the odd way he looks at the hooded people.....

Interestingly - I can't stand listening to Would, and I know most people love it. I'll happy watch the vid on mute though - mmmmmmn....Layne does Stripes!

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^ I love Again... I mean, the song. Not sure about the video though. Layne looked awesome in some parts of it and in others didn't...

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haha  Alice In Chains was mentioned on the American Idol finale tonight.

There was a skit with Mike Meyers and the 2 finalists.  Mike Meyers was playing "Mr. Guru" (the character in his new film) and was joking with David Cook (one of the finalists) about his facial hair and how it's so 90's and reminds him of Alice In Chains playing in his diskman...or something like that.

 

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Hey PinkClouds - I hear ya girl!   I was just watching the show too and was surprised when he mentioned them!    Gotta love Mike Myers...   Thanks girls for all the new Layne pics by the way - I have to go back and catch up now... <<mwah>>

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Down in a Hole, Losin' Control
I'd like to Fly
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