MY EYES. Well, that's what I get for clicking on a thread not addressed to me. He looks like what would happen if David Bowie, Willem Dafoe, and a washboard got doped up and had a baby. Still, this inspires me to do some crunches
One...two......ah, fuck it.
*pops a beer and turns on the X Files*
I AM RIFUGIUM: PRESIDENT OF EARTH.