lynda31:

LADIES!!!! I GOT WORD FROM A BIRD!!! IT"S OK TO CONTINUE AS WE HAVE AND LET OUR INHIBITIONS RUN WILD> WHOO  HOOO! AND I AM SO RELIEVED CAUSE I WOULD HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN ABLE TO KEEP THAT DAMN PROMISE> So now that that's over and we can go back to our regular scheduled programming of my hots for the sexiest man alive Mr. Jerry Cantrell. Did someone say song time?  its' been a while Ari hope you got your mojo working girlie. hope you like.  

For My Man Jerry/ From YOur Crazy Little Angel Lynda31

He's a blow torch flame

golden mane

set my soul on fire

want to ride him in the moonlight

on the shore right by the seaside

till our bodies can't take no more

Pleasure dome drown me in

your warm bath of coital sin

let it flow all over

rub it, touch it, lick it, suck it

make my kitty purr

on and on and on and on

make her beg for more

squeeze him in deep

 silence i cannot keep

 hear our voice of passion

in the distance echo through

grinding every gear onto you

faster, harder, slippery skin

almost to the top and back again

shivering, shining, electric glow

ravish now in the unwinding rope  

and alas that i could sleep

inside the deep

            contour of his

                             soul....

                                         written by lynda31 for my jerry bear...

              

Great song,hunny! I hear a melody, wish I could write it down.

So we can continue, Eh? GOOD! I t'warnt gonna stop, nohow! But I'll be(cough,cough) nicer.

About the Convention, WHAT ABOUT THE FIREMEN??!!!

 

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In the darkest hole
You'd be well advised
Not to plan my funeral before the
Body dies

hey girls just writing quick. thanks toa ll those who liked my song. well it really came out just a poem.  as for all the serious talk of us being more respectable and all that. i was just mislead by something before but now it is all cool. so anyway. have fun girls. and as for the tatoo i dont' know what the hell that is on his leg. but maybe you are right serena with the gnr thing. it's all black though. i always thought it was a scorpion. But i hope to one day be able to get an up close and personal look at it . Don't worry i will report back adn let all you know. ok. hahahaha.

but it is raining and cold in boston i have another gig tonigth as always. and i'm tired. so im gonna go chill and do some damn laundry. you all have a great weekend. peace..oh yeah. and no way would i ever be idiot enough to ever say stuff to him in person that i say on here. in fact i woudl be really scared he knew all the shit i said and i probably stay far away from him cause of it. hahahhaah. though he probably never even seen it or knows anyting about it. ok chica's talk soon. 

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lynda31:

...and i'm sorry if i rained on the parade for a little bit. just wanted to make sure all is cool and he was not offended. as Baldy has even reassured me not to worry bout that.

 

Right there should have been your safety net   Baldy should know

 

If you have a copy of Boggy Depot, I know the cassette had one so the CD version should too, it should have a thing on there that Jerry is against censorship (it's like a logo with a description, on the cover).....so he'd be upset if you guys censored yourselves 

 

 

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lynda31:

...and i'm sorry if i rained on the parade for a little bit. just wanted to make sure all is cool and he was not offended. as Baldy has even reassured me not to worry bout that.

 

Right there should have been your safety net   Baldy should know

 

If you have a copy of Boggy Depot, I know the cassette had one so the CD version should too, it should have a thing on there that Jerry is against censorship (it's like a logo with a description, on the cover).....so he'd be upset if you guys censored yourselves 

 

 

It would help,though,if Our Mr. Cantrell would PUT ON SOME HANES!!

I have come up with a sensible schedule for the donning of such attire, for photographic purposes:

1. If it is an outdoors show: If hot and pants are tight or leather- NO HANES. No shirt on this ocassion would be nice too.

2. If show is indoors and Air Conditioned: WEAR HANES: We want to protect his future little Progeny. And, you KNOW what other harm cold can do. Not a pretty sight. In this case we hold claim to Ass Rights.

3. If show is indoors and no AC and pants are tight or leather: NO HANES! Again, no shirt here would be preferable, however, open to waist is acceptable.

Strategic placement of the guitar is essential to complete the ensamble.

I soon return. Mi familia is comeeng, and I hazz to go!

Wanda

The WYLDE  One

I'm gonna keep pasting up THAT PUSS of mine untill I get the banner! Great page filler, ain't it!!!

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In the darkest hole
You'd be well advised
Not to plan my funeral before the
Body dies

Wanda you are way too comical girl!!  Thanks for the upbeat attitude as always!!  Your title fits you to a 'T' girlie!!   Linda xx

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Down in a Hole, Losin' my Soul
Down in a Hole, Losin' Control
I'd like to Fly
But my Wings have been so Denied

LOL - Wanda!!!!!!  OMG! 

But, with the hot stage lights, even if it's indoors with AC, then probably NO HANES either - so it's NO HANES at all then.  And, ABSOLUTELY NO Fruit of the Loom - we know what grapes do to MaryK!!!

ROFL!!!!

 

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". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”

Hello all,   let me start by saying i work at a small produce store and see ALL kinds of people, the weekends are like the united nations  hahaha, today i could'nt believe my eyes when i saw a very strange looking guy ,  then he reached for one of the bags and i saw he had "6" fingers on one hand !!!    i thought no must be seeing things , so i looked again and yes he had 2 thumbs !!  oh my god haha !  Well just thought i'd share my bizarre day.  

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IF I WOULD, COULD YOU?

Hey chics. LMAO at your post Laura. that's hillarious. hahahah.   i give that two thumbs up. HAHAHAHA>!!!!  oh geesh. well anyway. two thumbs is better than one. i guess. but i'm good with my one. Wylde you freaky deaky i luv you. and i'm glad you posted that just to set Mr. Cantrell straight so he knows exactly how it should go for us ladies. as far as im concerned he can go out there with a leaf and i'm all set. hahahha. of course it would have to be a big bannana leaf to cover it all. i like the new name of the "rocket" for it. i like anaconda too. but i'm gonna call it the rocket from now. and i' would not mind being rocked. whoo hoo.

 ok well anyway. bit of sadness. yesterday was the kentucky derby and me and my family watch it every year. I love horses and i do hate the fact they race these gorgeous animals. but its tradition. but my horse number 5 came in second! She was the only female horse i might add. out of twenty horses. She came in second! i don't bet on them just watch on tv. but anyway. at the end come to find out she broke both her ankles in the race and they had to put her down right away. they euthenized her. OH GOD> that's so damn awfull and i'm still hearbroken over it. I love animals so much. especially horses. and to that just kills me. and everyone got there money off her too to make it even more sad. but i hope that was her dream to win and she did what she was meant to do and hopefully she is in horse heaven with Mr. Ed and the Black Stallion and all those other great horses. hahaha/ galloping through the clouds in heaven.

On another note i bought an exercise bike. which i will add here that i have gotten myself  back down to my original weight of 115 lbs. Whoo Hhoo back to my size five and in some pants size 3. and i am very proud of myself so i'm thinking of taking up a job at the local strip joint and work the pole. HHAHAHAHAH i'm kidding. i would never do that. not that i have anythign against them just that it's not for me. the only pole i wanna work. is you know who's. but anyway. but this new exercise bike from Walmart the other day. i put it all together. which i am very good at i might add. i'm very good at putting all those things together. treadmills, desks all that shit. i just look at the pic and i can do it right away for sorme reason. even my guy friends are like you should have been a mechanic.

hahahhaa. but it is the best thing i ever bought,. i just rode away 416 calories in a half hour. is that possible? it does give tension but i'm wondering if it could be wrong the meter. hmmmm. anyone know anything bout that? anyway i have to maintain that weight and if i lose a few more that's cool too. just dont' want to get below 110. too skinny. anyway. ok ive rambled enough. i'm off to shop and do dinner with a friend. luv yeahs.mwah...oh yeah bought this awesome perfume have you girls heard of it. it's called benghal it's from Lan Come yeah know the make up from paris which i love so much. but i got it for $25 at marshalls and i love it love it love it. i think it's goes for $60 at the counter. talk soon. mwah...

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HI ladies

Thanks for all the get well wishes....Tash has been a sweety and checking up on me...she's amazing Lynda :-)

BTW Lynda, your song rocks..lol...It's given me some ideas and I'm feeling creativity creeping back..lol..it's been awhile since we've turned Alice classics into pervysongs for the ladies..lol

I'm still sick but much better than I was...boy this thing just hit me and I think I lost a couple of pounds (on my already disappearing frame..lol)..I need Sir Jerry of the Riff to feed and comfort me...

Here is my inspiration song for tonight...I hope you guys enjoy it

Down in my hole

Bury it softly in my womb

I give this part of me to you

Sweat rains down from you on me

Holding my flower in plain view

…..in view

 

Down in my hole and I know that

You’ll find it is safe

See my rack, I decorate it like you said

They won’t understand why I lust

But you are so sexy

Look at you now

You’re my man, let’s just let things be

 

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

 

Down in my hole and you’ve touched me

 In all dirty places

I’ve licked both your sons and my tongue

Still yearns of the taste

I have been guilty of biting your d***

With my teeth

We will need some more

Of that kinky display

 

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

 

Bury it softly in my womb

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

I give this part of me to you

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

Sweat rains down from you on me

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

Holding my flower in plain view

…..in view

Oh I want you deep inside

 

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, screw the control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

 

 I promise the next one will be better...after all I'm still sick

 

Nite and Good day Angels :-)

XOXO

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Jerry's future wife

Hahahahaha ARI! I LOVE! I LOVE!!! that's hillarious. yes, i love when we change teh lyrics too. that's always some funny shit. and i never even wished you well Ari. i'm sorry. but i do hope you feeling better. i didn't realize you were sick again. take it easy girl you working to hard. maybe you need another vacation.

working in a hospital i'm sure doesn't help. but eventually i think you buil up an immunity to stuff. i teach voice lessons and that's kinda like being a dentist. i very rarely get sick. when i do it usually don't last long couple days then i'm good. thank god. but watch now that i said that i'll be on my death bed tomorrow. hahah.

 anyway. just got in from Wallmart again. and this time i did ok. i only spent $30. then again like i said before i dont' got a man to anwer to bout spending too much money anymore. so i'm all good. hahahah. that's right i can do what ever i damn please with my hard earned money. whoo hoo. but i do need to chill alittle. gotten a little too carried away lately. anyway you all have a great night. i'm off to do laundry and clean up my place. I hate that... talk soon mwah...

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So once again can't sleep. so thought i'd post these.

YUM

Ok It Looks Even Bigger Here For Some REason

I like Jerry's hair color here the best.

I Can Just See Myself On Top. Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy. And I Would All Night Long. Yee Haw!

And of Course

LMAO At that last pic of him. He is so blessed. You are beautiful baby. I LUV U JERRY!!!

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Lizzie:

inchainswithAlice:

And Lizzie, the more I read you, the more I hope you'll make it to Seattle in August!!!!

 

Oh I'll make it for sure, Tiz!  I still don't know exactly which days or how many I can get away, but no worries.  If feeling like I was almost on my 'death-bed' couldn't keep me from seeing Fi, I don't think anything can come up that will keep me home in Aug!  I can't say enough times how wonderful it was to meet her!!!  Now I'm already planning her next visit in my head, I can't wait to see you, and any other Angels that want to visit Seattle -- I'd love to say 'Hi', the drive is so worth it to me!

I guess none of you know that I haven't been well, cause I haven't talked about it:  recently found out that I'm significantly anemic.  In a twisted way I'm glad to find out that I have a medical excuse for being so tired (not just getting old!), but it has been a bite to be so tired!  My blood levels were already quite low just one week before, and then the 'curse' hit.  I thought I was going to bleed-out Sat morning when I was trying to get ready to go see Fi -- wasn't sure I was going to be able to drive, was pretty close to admitting defeat and going to the ER instead.  It seemed like the forces were aligning themselves to stop me, but the idea of missing that trip was just not acceptable!!!  

Enough of that.   LOL -- I forgot about your grasshopper thing, Tiz!   You're just like me with spiders.  I've never been to a LSF benefit before, but keep thinking it's going to be an outdoor event?  We'll have to keep each other safe from our respective phobia-critters! 

And I should say thanks again to everyone for all the pics and all the fun!  I always feel a little guilty for not giving much in those areas.  I, for one, think you Ladies (and this thread) are totally awesome!

Aww Lizzie...sorry to hear that!!! I hope you are better now..What are you doing to make yourself better? I know it helps to eat meat that is not so cooked and drink Cranberry juice and eat berries??? Or perhaps it's just a load of rubbish, I dont know..that's what I have heard in the past!

The LST Tribute isnt an outdoor event so we should be safe!! =) I think it's gonna take place at the Showbox...There will be a sort of vigil tho' on the Friday at the Intern. fountain but I doubt there'll be lots of spiders and grasshoppers....that said, if one of those feckers gets close to you I'll do my best to get rid of it without you even knowing!!! *bends arm to show (unexistent) muscle*

I'll keep on reading and will be back later! LOVE YA ALL!

 

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Hahahahaha.....Those songs were hilarious....Hahahaha!! Well done girls!!!

It's nearly lunch time here and am staaaaaaarving....

Glad we are all back with the Jerry Lusting rituals....

I'll catch up with you all later if I get the time!!! Ciao for now!

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bellissime!

how are u today? hope everybody's feeling better! i am a little bit, but i don't wanna say it too loud 'cos u know...u never can tell...

tiz, glad to see u around! miss u these days! btw, my spare bed in florence and/or the one in elba are waiting for u!

ari...u're a genius! simple and plain!

lynda...naughty lady! but those pics were yummy!

sorry guys but i'm in a hurry...i wrote too many posts today and the books for the exam i'm supposed to take in june are still waiting on the table..... btw, why, when u learn the english prepositons, the book is always on the table? and the cat always under? only god knows...

love u all!

hugs from jerry too!

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candy heart, what a waste...

knowyourself:

bellissime!

how are u today? hope everybody's feeling better! i am a little bit, but i don't wanna say it too loud 'cos u know...u never can tell...

tiz, glad to see u around! miss u these days! btw, my spare bed in florence and/or the one in elba are waiting for u!

ari...u're a genius! simple and plain!

lynda...naughty lady! but those pics were yummy!

sorry guys but i'm in a hurry...i wrote too many posts today and the books for the exam i'm supposed to take in june are still waiting on the table..... btw, why, when u learn english prepositons, the book is always on the table? and the cat always under? only god knows...

love u all!

hugs from jerry too!

And how about Suzan and Brian? Or Mrs and Mrs. Smith??? Hahaha...that stuff really makes me laugh now!!!!

I went rafting at the week end and boy do I hurt now!!!! It was fun tho', a nice change from plastic Monaco I have to say!!! And no grasshoppers either....I mean, I did hear them but avoided looking....I'm actually becoming braver...I'm also a lil tanned now so that's cool, you all of a sudden start feeling better with a bit of colour on your mug!!!! Still, I've eaten far too much recently so I have to get rid of a kilo or two so I'll go running tomorrow (which I dont really like) but I just cant stop eating (and drinking Guinness)...Pffff....Women uh?????

Hope you gals get better soon...Be good to yourselves cause nobody else has the power to make you happy...yes, I like George Michael...well, it's kind of nostalgic but still...

Ok, to make it up for you:

Fiiiiiiiiiiiii....

 

 

 

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