i'm such a horrible person 'cos, u know, i really should be studying by now, but that's seriously an emergency:

my heart is on fire (see? → ) and i desperately need a fireman...

where could i find a brave and sexy fireman on the spot?

.....mmmh.....

oh, here's one...and what a fireman!!! (with some little cute extra flab on which i could do some serious bye-byes!)

p.s. thanks tiz for the pic(s)!

naturegirl:

...ten years ago, seven years ago, I use to print out threads just like this for him (with the poster's permission)....and he read them & had the same reaction he did with your birthday card ......I bet now that he's hit the big 4-0, he appreciates it even more

Just as long as it's all done in fun, and kept in perspective.....ya know

 

And the banner pix I was referring to is the one of HIM with the banner on...... 

I love when you share stories from back then........

Because you know what you're talking about - you were there - and you can put an end to speculation.....

Thank you Naitch!  So good to see you back posting more...... we miss you!!

huh... it's getting hot here again....

Lynda and Ari ... great lyrics...wish I could write some in English....

Tiz... a for the hot and sexy Jer ' fireman ' pic....

...rescue me Jerry

Fi .. we miss you...have fun ( thanks for the icon )

knowyourself:

sludgy, you're right: layne looks so candy in this pic!

 

 

btw, about jerry's tattoos, i think that the ones on his legs are sort of monsters...actually, the one you can see on his left leg seems the monster guns n roses used to show at their concerts back in the early '90's, only that one was red and this one is green. let's see if a can find a picture of that... ok, i found the drawing,  which was supposed to be the original cover of the ''appetite for destruction'' album. during their concerts all over the world, they used to have a huge reproduction of that! 

 

Thanks Serena!! You did a great job! But I'm sure it wasn't a hard time for you, was it?? Why is the Jerry fettish with monsters?? LOL His tattoos are kinda creepy!! Thanks again, girl! And thanks for the other picture on Layne's thread.

knowyourself:

right ladies, i did some researching through the internet and i finally found a picture of the gnr monster i told u about. here it is:

 

 

and here's jerry's tattoo...what do u think?

 

 

maybe it's not that monster, but it does give an idea of it, doesn't it?

How about the one on his right leg, Serena??  What do you think??

Ohh.. the one you said it was the GNR monster. Don't you think it also reminds a frog? maybe a frog skeleton???  

I'm bothering you with this thing huh?? I think you should ask Baldy to take nice pictures of Jerry's tattoos and share them with you. Or at least ask him to tell us what the hell are those tattoos!

Bye ladies! Keep the lust going!!

InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

Here is my inspiration song for tonight...I hope you guys enjoy it

Down in my hole

Bury it softly in my womb

I give this part of me to you

Sweat rains down from you on me

Holding my flower in plain view

…..in view

Down in my hole and I know that

You’ll find it is safe

See my rack, I decorate it like you said

They won’t understand why I lust

But you are so sexy

Look at you now

You’re my man, let’s just let things be

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

Down in my hole and you’ve touched me

 In all dirty places

I’ve licked both your sons and my tongue

Still yearns of the taste

I have been guilty of biting your d***

With my teeth

We will need some more

Of that kinky display

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

Bury it softly in my womb

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

I give this part of me to you

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

Sweat rains down from you on me

*Oh I want you deep inside of me*

Holding my flower in plain view

…..in view

Oh I want you deep inside

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, losing control

Down in my hole, do me so slow

Down in my hole, screw the control

I’d like to try,

The doggy pose you’ve been denied

 I promise the next one will be better...after all I'm still sick

Nite and Good day Angels :-)

XOXO

Ari,

This is my all time favorite AIC song and I'm laughing hysterically at your interpretation of it!!!   Thanks so much for your creative lyrics and hope you feel better soon... xxx

knowyourself:

i'm such a horrible person 'cos, u know, i really should be studying by now, but that's seriously an emergency:

my heart is on fire (see? → ) and i desperately need a fireman...

where could i find a brave and sexy fireman on the spot?

.....mmmh.....

oh, here's one...and what a fireman!!! (with some little cute extra flab on which i could do some serious bye-byes!)

 

 

p.s. thanks tiz for the pic(s)!

 

That's why I'm following firetrucks like a damned dalmatian!! Woof ,woof! I'd like to be HIS dog!!

lynda31:

Hey chics. LMAO at your post Laura. that's hillarious. hahahah.   i give that two thumbs up. HAHAHAHA>!!!!  oh geesh. well anyway. two thumbs is better than one. i guess. but i'm good with my one. Wylde you freaky deaky i luv you. and i'm glad you posted that just to set Mr. Cantrell straight so he knows exactly how it should go for us ladies. as far as im concerned he can go out there with a leaf and i'm all set. hahahha. of course it would have to be a big bannana leaf to cover it all. i like the new name of the "rocket" for it. i like anaconda too. but i'm gonna call it the rocket from now. and i' would not mind being rocked. whoo hoo.

 ok well anyway. bit of sadness. yesterday was the kentucky derby and me and my family watch it every year. I love horses and i do hate the fact they race these gorgeous animals. but its tradition. but my horse number 5 came in second! She was the only female horse i might add. out of twenty horses. She came in second! i don't bet on them just watch on tv. but anyway. at the end come to find out she broke both her ankles in the race and they had to put her down right away. they euthenized her. OH GOD> that's so damn awfull and i'm still hearbroken over it. I love animals so much. especially horses. and to that just kills me. and everyone got there money off her too to make it even more sad. but i hope that was her dream to win and she did what she was meant to do and hopefully she is in horse heaven with Mr. Ed and the Black Stallion and all those other great horses. hahaha/ galloping through the clouds in heaven.

On another note i bought an exercise bike. which i will add here that i have gotten myself  back down to my original weight of 115 lbs. Whoo Hhoo back to my size five and in some pants size 3. and i am very proud of myself so i'm thinking of taking up a job at the local strip joint and work the pole. HHAHAHAHAH i'm kidding. i would never do that. not that i have anythign against them just that it's not for me. the only pole i wanna work. is you know who's. but anyway. but this new exercise bike from Walmart the other day. i put it all together. which i am very good at i might add. i'm very good at putting all those things together. treadmills, desks all that shit. i just look at the pic and i can do it right away for sorme reason. even my guy friends are like you should have been a mechanic.

hahahhaa. but it is the best thing i ever bought,. i just rode away 416 calories in a half hour. is that possible? it does give tension but i'm wondering if it could be wrong the meter. hmmmm. anyone know anything bout that? anyway i have to maintain that weight and if i lose a few more that's cool too. just dont' want to get below 110. too skinny. anyway. ok ive rambled enough. i'm off to shop and do dinner with a friend. luv yeahs.mwah...oh yeah bought this awesome perfume have you girls heard of it. it's called benghal it's from Lan Come yeah know the make up from paris which i love so much. but i got it for $25 at marshalls and i love it love it love it. i think it's goes for $60 at the counter. talk soon. mwah...

115? That's my left hip pocket! I'm gonna go for the circuit training thing at my gym. I should be ashamed-they're across the street, but I can't seem to get there. I got these Apple Bottom pedal pushers that last year I looked like a Beyonce in, but now, I look like just a Bay! Wide and rippling ! I gonna get back in them damned pants!  

laurasmusicbox:

Hello all,   let me start by saying i work at a small produce store and see ALL kinds of people, the weekends are like the united nations  hahaha, today i could'nt believe my eyes when i saw a very strange looking guy ,  then he reached for one of the bags and i saw he had "6" fingers on one hand !!!    i thought no must be seeing things , so i looked again and yes he had 2 thumbs !!  oh my god haha !  Well just thought i'd share my bizarre day.  

Self pleasure for him has got to be a sight for National Geographic-or is is Pornographic?

BlondNBlues:

LOL - Wanda!!!!!!  OMG! 

But, with the hot stage lights, even if it's indoors with AC, then probably NO HANES either - so it's NO HANES at all then.  And, ABSOLUTELY NO Fruit of the Loom - we know what grapes do to MaryK!!!

ROFL!!!!

 

No drawerz it is! But we STILL retain ass rights! I ain't too happy about the grape thing either, I'm a banana type of chick! Something about fruity mens drawerz puts me off anyway.

lynda31:

So once again can't sleep. so thought i'd post these. I'm strangely all of a sudden in the mood for Kielbasa.

YUM

Ok It Looks Even Bigger Here For Some REason

I like Jerry's hair color here the best.

I Can Just See Myself On Top. Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy. And I Would All Night Long. Yee Haw!

And of Course

LMAO At that last pic of him. He is so blessed. You are beautiful baby. I LUV U JERRY!!!

I tell ya, that man gives ya a whole new appreciation for tubular meats! Shit, he's sweeter than summer sausage(there it goes again)! Lawd, I'm back in the kitchen for that kilbasa with ya,hunny!

You girls are always horny. Jerry must feel abused in some ways. ¿can´t you try to think about him without think about his private parts? It´s becoming a little sick.

He is a beautiful man (obviously), a talented artist and a wonderful soul, don´t treat him just like a sexy icon and like someone you want to sleep with because he is much more than that, at least for me. I´m starting to believe that some of you just like him for a superficial reason and that´s all. You sound like dogs in heat.

Each one has an opinion and I respect that but you must respect others too . Take care everybody!  

Respect!

               Love you Jerry, much love to you from the tropical Venezuela

Catgirl:

You girls are always horny. Jerry must feel abused in some ways. ¿can´t you try to think about him without think about his private parts? It´s becoming a little sick.

He is a beautiful man (obviously), a talented artist and a wonderful soul, don´t treat him just like a sexy icon and like someone you want to sleep with because he is much more than that, at least for me. I´m starting to believe that some of you just like him for a superficial reason and that´s all. You sound like dogs in heat.

Each one has an opinion and I respect that but you must respect others too . Take care everybody!  

Respect!

                Love you Jerry, much love to you from the tropical Venezuela

We are just having fun in here. no harm done. i was saying the same stuff you said inyour post just a few days ago. but we got the ok to keep lusting as we have. so i just thought in means to lighten it back to where it was again i posted all those pics. the only regret i have is when the younger boardies such as yourself come in here. this is a pretty risque thread and not really meant for boardies your age. but we can't stop anyone from coming in here. so sorry if we have  offended you.

For myself i dont' know jer personally but course i apreciate him for what he does as a musician as well. but i dont' think he minds us saying how gorgeous he is and us lusting after him either. nor do i worship anyone on this planet. i just do this thread for fun. but those are all pics that were taken at random i just put them all together. that's all. most pics of him all look like that anyway. hahahaha. you can chose not to come in here if you do not like what you see or hear. peace. which personally i think it's best you stay to the other threads. this one is for perverts such as myself.

shoechicky:

Sorry to change the subject- I do so love the talking about all of Jerry's appendages- but I just read (courtesy of Bunny on LO- here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXI-3QDK6y8) that Jer was playing with Camp Freddy at the Roxy in LA this past Thursday. Upon further investigation, I found that Camp Freddy will be playing the Roxy every Thursday in May. Of course, they will have a different set and guests every week, but seeing as our Honey lives in the City of Angels, it's not entirely inconceivable that he will show up and play with them again, right? Either way, I plan to go to the May 15 show (I would go to all of them, but I have finals coming up and surgery on the 20th, and I plan not to leave the house for weeks afterwards), and although I realize most of you lovely ladies live on the East Coast, if anyone is going to the show in LA let me know! I would love to see you there! 

well i did get a blog from the camp freddy mypace. and it did say jerry played last thursday. Fi is out there now and i think she is going to the show this thursday so i will get word from her soon and i'll try to post that. though i think maybe not. but not sure. only cause i'm not sure what there deal is like if he is able to just always show up. imean they do have a lot of musicians that have to play as well. but possibly hopefully for your sake anyway. so check in again on friday or sat. i will maybe have talked to Fi by then.

In fact I spoke with Fi just yesterday actually. she is having a great time and is on to Cal i think today. so not sure when she will be home but she will give me the scoop soon i'm sure. peace...