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FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

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  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 7:07 PM 122368 in reply to 122016

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

    Hi Ladies,

    Thank you all for the well wishes..I'm feeling much much better and went back to work today..still congested and coughing and tired, but overall a huge improvement.

    Dawn honey, hoping things are moving along in a positive way with you and your grans :-)

    I was thinking that it was damn time we posted our full lenght fantasies once more..it's been a while and we have newcomers, so I'm sure things will heat up very quickly..for the ladies who just recently joined us, Lynda was the first courageous woman to actually post her fantasy here and I followed..so kudos Lynda hon..you rock

    Here is the monster once again (just reposting an old one previously posted long ago last year...lol)..I can't wait to read what the Wylde One will come up with..it will be freakin' freaky..lol

    Enjoy ladies (ps: next I'll go back to previously written songs and post them again..lol)..I have nothing better to do..lol

    lost in the forest.....me with a broken ankle, unconscious and left for dead by car jackers...he finds me while looking for his pet who ventured further out than usual. I’m half naked and lying on my side...my perfect breasts exposed but my precious triangle preserved by a very thin fabric that used to be my French lace lingerieMr Green..it's raining ever so lightly and I'm covered in dew...he sees me and thinks that I'm dead...but then I sigh ever so lightly and his perfect hearing hears it...then he comes closer and puts his finger on my neck to feel my pulse...it's beating weakly, so he wants to make sure my heart beat is strong so he slides his hand down my left breast to feel for my apical pulse (he's trained in first aid and is perfect at it) and finds it strong...then I start to moan and try to open my eyes but he tells me not to move, that I’m hurt and that he's going to take care of me...I recognize his voice and think that I died and went to heaven until I feel his warm body against me....he's lifting me into his arms and carrying me away to safety and shelter

    When we reach his cabin (he was out on a fishing trip with his pet and spent the rest of his time playing his favorite guitar Mr Green), he puts me on the couch while he runs a hot bath...then he removes the rest of my fabric and gets in the tub with me...he's under me and supports my naked body in the water...he does not want me to drown...then he takes a soft cloth, puts some gentle soap on it and starts to rub me down gently....he's cleaning and massaging me at the same time, giving me back life and helping my body regain its essence, and he is talking at the same time, giving me encouraging words and promising to take care of me if I lived for him, swearing that he would not let me die....I survive the night, which he spent by my side kissing fluid into my mouth to hydrate me, and running a cold compress on my body to decrease my fever

    2 days later I'm almost fully recovered but still weak from the attack and lack of solid food, and Jerry made some fish soup with his morning catch...I'm wearing one of his shirts and resting on his bed with his pet when he comes in with a big bowl and two spoons...I look at him and smile and he smiles back and says:" Welcome back Angel, I thought I almost lost you", and I croak out a "Thank you", which sends him roaring with laughter, his beautiful blue eyes tinkling because I sound so awful...this send me blushing (now I'm black but he can clearly see that I'm blushing..lol) and my eyes widen in horror that he's making fun of me. but then he touches my face gently and kisses my forehead, repeating over and over "Angel, Angel, Angel", which immediately calms me down, then I look at him all bright eyed and he kisses me ever so softly on the lips…

    At this point, I respond with energy I didn’t know I had, kissing him back eagerly and a bit clumsily, since I’m still weak and all…but there is still laughter in his eyes when he separates from me…he then urges me to eat but I just look at him with lust and hunger in my eyes, then he says out loud “forget the damn soup, there’s plenty left in the pot”…he lies me down gently and removes the shirt I’m wearing, still looking into my eyes with such a twinkle it’s making me weaker than I should be, I feel like a virgin in his arms.  He senses that I’m nervous and wants to stop, but I take his hand and put it on my belly, twisting and squirming under him to make him understand that I want him, and to move lower..

    It was hot in the room and getting hotter by the minute as he removed his shirt, then his shorts..ohhhhhhhhhh my goodness…he simply is perfection.  His erect member erased the memory of the few lovers before him, for he is the most beautiful, full and thick, with a light golden mane and balls so perfect one would think they were sculpted by Michelangelo.  My breath quickens in anticipation, but he tells me that he will take his time with me and enjoy every inch of my body before taking me…this makes me moan louder and arch my back against his touch and kisses… he kisses me everywhere and is not shy about pleasuring the woman that I am.  But he’s very careful not to hurt my injured leg and fragile body and continues to whisper sweet nothings to me.   As my moaning grows louder and my body hungers and calls out to him, he finally positions himself above me, gently spreads my legs, and with that same twinkle in the eye and a smile just for me, he takes me ever so slowly.  He is gentle but shows no mercy as he goes deeper and deeper inside me, watching me as my eyes widen and my pupils dilate and my fingers dig into his back, and my hips rock to receive him.  He kisses my neck, my breasts, my nose, my eyes, my lips over and over and over.

    The feeling is indescribable and we magically find our rhythm as we move from lovemaking to mind blowing sticky sweaty sex.  We are stuck to each other like glue and my fingers are entwined with his hair and his with my body.  Our rhythm almost reaches the point of lunacy as we climb the ladders of pleasure, our hearts seem to be beating as one, and I not longer remember my ankle, as my legs are securely wrapped around his perfect butt.  Then he slides both his hands under my butt and squeezes each cheek in perfect unison, going even deeper into me.  He looks at me and his eyes are intense, then I feel a wave of electricity as he kisses me deeply.  I let my body embrace the moment and stare into his perfect blue eyes, slightly opening my mouth.  One hand leaves its previous position and cups my face, and then he kisses me again and asks if I’m ready to receive him.  I respond by squeezing him harder.  He is so intense and it’s almost extreme the way he looks into my eyes and that makes me cry gently as my whole body starts to shiver and waves of pleasure assault me.  He releases inside me, while still cupping my face.  He doesn’t collapse on me afterwards, but gently lies on me while kissing and caressing me.  We are both radiant and all smiles later on when he carries me to the porch, him to play guitar and me to simply watch how beautiful and perfect he is!  FIN

     Girl, you work as well as my Battery Powered Boyfriend!! WHEW!! I have to go and take a shower now! Not that that would help, 'cause then there's that "soap in Jerry's shower" thing I got. Then theres the Butt Nekkid Birthday thing, and then the Fireman thing, and the... Oh, Lawdy, I got a lot of 'em to go through!Devil





    In the darkest hole
    You'd be well advised
    Not to plan my funeral before the
    Body dies
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 7:50 PM 122386 in reply to 122368

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Happy news! The positive energy you ladies sent my way has manifested itself in credentials!!! I couldn't believe it, but I am credentialed to cover the carpet and see the show!  Of course I will bring my camera with me (my magazine is too cheap to send me with my own personal photog, so we will be buying our pictures from Wireimage) and I will report back with any and all interesting interviews/experiences I have with anyone I think you might be interested in. Now if only I knew what the heck to wear... Any ideas?
    Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
    -Dorothy Parker

    In this life, I must confess, the search for love and happiness is unrequited.
    -Charles Aznavour
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 8:30 PM 122392 in reply to 122368

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Hello all,   love all the great pics ,and the hot songs from Lynda and Ari , i am totally exhausted, my mom is in intensive care with heart failure , i think it all goes back to when we got sick from the priest about a month ago , after that she never really regained her strenth ,   today she seems a bit better except her blood pressure is extremely low,   her nurse said it was do to some medication she gave her , come to find out it is one she shouldnt have !     I feel like i need to stay there and monitor everything they give her ,   she is so sensitive and can't take alot of things most people can , She does have a great cardiologist and primary dr.   but the hospital first goes with the resident on the floor who dosen't know her and it makes me afraid to leave .   Im just so scared i don't know what i'd do without her . please send her your thoughts and prayers                                                                                                                                                                                .thanks ,            Laura


    IF I WOULD, COULD YOU?
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 9:48 PM 122404 in reply to 122392

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Hope your Mom gets well soon Laura...  I can't imagine how tough this time must be for you.   Sending prayers and best wishes to you and your Mom.  Linda <<hugz>> 




    Down in a Hole, Losin' my Soul
    Down in a Hole, Losin' Control
    I'd like to Fly
    But my Wings have been so Denied
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 10:23 PM 122414 in reply to 122404

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Linda, thank you  for you prayers and wishes .  This is the only place i can turn to , don't really have any close friends i can talk to .   So thank you for helping me feel like im not all alone.                                     Laura

     

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          


    IF I WOULD, COULD YOU?
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 10:47 PM 122422 in reply to 122392

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Laura,

    My heart truly goes out to you and I can emphathize totally.  I'm going through almost the same thing as you with my grandma - congestive heart failure, liver failure and incorrect meds.  We've also experienced the same with residents jumping in with NO idea what her history is and saying and doing the most illogical stuff - when a layperson like myself can stand in the ER and tell the doctor "No, I'm sorry but I believe you're incorrect. . ." it's a really a frightening thing.  It is truly exhausting because, you are correct, it's as if you have to be there 24x7 (which, of course, no one can) in order to keep on top of everything that's going on and everything that is being prescribed.  I had major surgery last year, too, and as the patient (in extreme pain) I had to keep questioning every single thing they administered to me, every test, every result - it is, like you said, scarey and exhausting. 

    I know that you are going through a horrible ordeal, but what might help is to keep a journal (as much as you can) of everything that is given to your mom, test, results, etc.  It might help her cardio and primary drs. to see if there would/could be any interactions with meds (sometimes drs. don't talk to each other), see trends with her health, etc.  The journal helps when you don't have access to her medical chart AND if sometimes something inadvertently doesn't get written down or tracked properly.  It also helps because it's difficult to remember everything during such a stressful time. 

    You and your mom are absolutely in my thoughts and prayers!  I really hope your mom recovers and regains her full health, strength and stamina.  Even though it's seems difficult at times, please hang in there. 

    {{big hugs}}

    Dawn



    ". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”
  •  Thu, May 08 2008, 10:51 PM 122424 in reply to 122386

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Shoe, Have a great time!!! SOOOO jealous!!!   And, yes, PICTURES!!!!  Please share - it will lift our spirts!  Thanks and have fun!!!

     



    ". . .When I’m down and blue, rather be me than you.”
  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 3:03 AM 122450 in reply to 122424

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Hey girlies. Just checking in before i go to bed. Laura i'm sorry to hear bout your mom still going through all that. But on a good note at least the found it sooner than later. and yes, its true you have to really watch everything they do. my grandmother had a hernia that had some how wrapped around her intenstines and was causing an obstruction. and it took a whole year for them to figure it out. not to mention i saved her life when i had a bad feeling one night when she had been in excruciating pain all day and night. and i told her she needed to go to the er which she didnt want to listen to me. when we got there the doctors had said she wouldn't have lived through the night. and they finally found what was wrong in a test she had already had three times prior. but for some reason they never saw what it was. so yes, sometimes you do have to keep on top of everything. but do what you can. and just be there for her. as i know you are. i will keep you and her in my prayers.

    Shoechicky!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!! Good for you girl. and I got word from my inside sources that Jerry is going to play tomorrow night. well he said might but i'm thinking he meant he will play but i know that he's going for sure. and he's on the camp freddy blog as going to perform at it. So you know we are expecting to add ot our Crotch Shot Heaven over at Locked ON. hopefully you can come through for us on that. i wonder what jerry's face will look like now. hmmm. i wonder if he even trims it. i dont' think so. i think it's part of the superstition. can't touch it at all. oh i miss his cute litle face though. so i guess we'll know whwen the album is finished. hahaha. and  not only that but jerry's face will be tanned and then all white around his mouth . hahahahahhaa. two toned. if u talk to him please tell him his angels at the ladies post said we love him....


  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 3:10 AM 122452 in reply to 122450

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     i was just noticing in the pic of Jerry and I at the Grammy's all i have to do is turn my head and i'd be in perfect height for a smooch. and also almost perfect height for you know what. heheheheheehe. i'm so bad. I LOVE YOU BEAR!!!!


  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 4:21 AM 122456 in reply to 122363

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    WYLDECHYLD69:

    Age wont catch you,darlin' unless you stop runnin'! AND I AM ONE QUICK CHICK!!!Devil

    Loved that one Wanda! So there is a Scorpio amongst the Angels, is that right??? 


    "words and music, my only tools, communication"



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  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 4:26 AM 122457 in reply to 122392

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    laurasmusicbox:

    Hello all,   love all the great pics ,and the hot songs from Lynda and Ari , i am totally exhausted, my mom is in intensive care with heart failure , i think it all goes back to when we got sick from the priest about a month ago , after that she never really regained her strenth ,   today she seems a bit better except her blood pressure is extremely low,   her nurse said it was do to some medication she gave her , come to find out it is one she shouldnt have !     I feel like i need to stay there and monitor everything they give her ,   she is so sensitive and can't take alot of things most people can , She does have a great cardiologist and primary dr.   but the hospital first goes with the resident on the floor who dosen't know her and it makes me afraid to leave .   Im just so scared i don't know what i'd do without her . please send her your thoughts and prayers                                                                                                                                                                                .thanks ,            Laura

    Laura, I totally know how you feel. My mom has been living with a weak heart for 10 years now...and it's painful! She hasn't had major problems so far and takes medicines all the time....If they find what she really needs she'll be just fine, make sure that cardiologist looks after her...talk to him/her and stay positive, ALWAYS!!!!! I'll be thinking of you!!! Stay strong girl, that's what your mom needs now!!! C'mon girl, chin up and face this!!!! A big big hug goes out to you Laura!


    "words and music, my only tools, communication"



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  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 4:37 AM 122458 in reply to 122457

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    Shoe, we count on you!!! I can't wait to hear back from you!!!!

    Jerry when are you coming to Europe??? =(

    Ari, you are right, we have to be the first to know...I doubt they'll be touring in the autumn tho, that's just unusual so I think we can plan something for next sping, also because I doubt I'll be able to make it in the fall, unless I sell shit loads of houses which will not happen as long as I spend hours checking Jerry out!

    Here:

    WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE????

    Catch up later girls!!!! xxx


    "words and music, my only tools, communication"



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  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 4:29 PM 122502 in reply to 122458

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    .... huh.. we've Summer here at Germany.... 25°+ celsius and it's May... I can't believe it!!!! We'd some today evening....it's 10:00pm now!!!!!

    Laura ..... I really hope your mom feels better soon....

    Fi.... where are you ????

    to all .... and a very sunny and relaxed weekend !!!!

    I don't wanna leave you with some  hot Jerry pics...

     

     


  •  Fri, May 09 2008, 7:35 PM 122523 in reply to 122502

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    ATTN: NEW JERRY PICS

    Over at i think either filmmagic there are pics of jerry from Don Cheadle poker party that was held on thrusday and some newish ones of his apperance at the benefit concert or camp freddy concert on wireimage.

  •  Sat, May 10 2008, 2:49 AM 122580 in reply to 122523

    Re: FOR THE LADIES [Disclaimer: Due to the graphic nature of this thread - enjoy at your own risk! - ADMIN]

    Ok girls, I have stories!

    I was positioned at the end of the red carpet, kind of by the door to go in. I was one of the only members of the press who was allowed to go in after the carpet closed to see the show, so even though I was being jostled around and constantly interrupted by pushy radio people, I knew I had access they wouldn't :)

    I'll skip straight to Jerry, even though he was the last one down the carpet. He was wearing a cowboy hat, full beard, denim shirt and jeans (insert hillbilly tux joke here). Luckily, since all the super huge guys had already gone in and most of the media had already left, there wasn't much competition for Jerry's attention. He came up to me and a group of three male radio reporters- he actually hugged the guy standing next to me, and I nearly fainted because he brushed up against me- and someone asked about the organization and he just starts talking and all I can do is stare at his gorgeous blue eyes. The other reporters were obviously seasoned pros and they kept throwing questions at him and all I had was the question about his beard! I asked him if it's true that he won't shave it until the album is over. I hope it's okay that I asked that, Lynda! That's all I had! Anyways, he laughed and answered "yeah, it's true." Apparently he got Sean to do it to, but Mike won't. I have the whole interview recorded, so I will transcribe it for you guys later. Overall, Jerry was very professional and kind and stayed for a long time. I asked him the final question, which was about him and Camp Freddy and how he is playing with them a lot. I noticed that whenever he was answering my questions, he wouldn't look directly at me; he didn't do that with the other guys, though. It was weird, like he was facing me, but his eyes were darting around. I only caught his eye a couple of times during the whole conversation that went on for nearly ten minutes. He was looking down a lot, so perhaps he was admiring my ridiculously high heels (I'm 5'9 barefoot, but in those suckers I'm 6'2), lol. 

    So he goes in and I go in right after him, but I lost him. I was up on the balcony, and luckily Jerry was sitting way in the front by the stage so I had my eyes on him the whole time (pictures and video are forthcoming!!!) He got up and played with Camp Freddy once and while Alice Cooper was closing the show, I noticed him in the wings hugging Slash and some other people and I assumed he was leaving. I made the judgment call and left too, hoping I could see him coming out the back. Sadly, I must have just missed him. Anyways, it was a really amazing experience and hopefully I will have even better stories next week when I go see the Camp Freddy show at the Roxy. I apologize in advance for the pictures because the lighting was not conducive to me taking pictures (cameras weren't even allowed in the venue, but I lied through my teeth and smuggled my camera in), but I will try to fix them up in Photoshop a little to improve the quality. I will post them tomorrow, hopefully. Good night, ladies!


    Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
    -Dorothy Parker

    In this life, I must confess, the search for love and happiness is unrequited.
    -Charles Aznavour
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