perversionsatisfied:

It only takes a few yrs for most of them to catch up--based upon yrs of shocking grocery store encounters. .  .small town blues. . .

This one kid, I guess we're friends we just don't hang out, we're the same height though, and he snuck into a 3rd grade class and the teacher took a minute to figure out he was in there. I'm like "Thanks a lot, man, I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight"

SoulDesertion:

Jerry's package apparently has a huge following......

These are links I found from supposed groupies. I don't dig them....but it's pretty funny that girls post about this anyway.

http://www.voy.com/85692/6/

might not be true, but... just in case, shouldn't we have a try and check this out ourselves?

just to speak the truth, of course...

This subject was discussed over here in the Layne Staley Photo thread.......... with pictures! 

actually it's this web page below, click on some of the messages there, and they're going all out with his anatomy lol! Well, if true, than the rumor is true about his member of doom  and lucky gal i must say

http://www.voy.com/85692/5/4723.html

I think Cantrell should start doing Porn. His schlong is really becoming a rock god of its own.

I know I'd buy it and Im damn sure PL would buy it ;)

I'm first in line, sister!

hahahahhahaa or #405 depending on how you look at it..........

This thread ultimately became funny. And Another page says its 10 inches?

 Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains
Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack. Sleeps around because he can, but fixates on the woman he wants to be with.

Jesus the things you find on the internet.. 

PunkyLunky:

I'm first in line, sister!

 

No my dear...I"LL be first on line...actually I'll be there days before it goes on sale...waiting...lololol..(that's how dedicated I am..lol)

Went to the link...could not read a darn thing...but anyway his read leather pants sure delineated something amazing when he was up on stage in AC...and IT was right in front of me...Long live King Dong..lol

Now...we are obsessing about these guys...me specially about Jerry...but I know the kind of women he would go for...and it sure as hell isn't me...I'm super tiny, (very cute though..with the package {at least that's what I've been told..lol}) and he is into tall brunettes (sure having dark hair counts as brunette...lol..but my skin is a little darker than what he's used to..lol)..so the question remains...given the chance, would he actually succomb to our charms, us the ladies of the board???

He knows we would to his..without even asking..lol..what are your thoughts?

 Long live Jerry Cantrell...and I still love him

InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

Now...we are obsessing about these guys...me specially about Jerry...but I know the kind of women he would go for...and it sure as hell isn't me...I'm super tiny, (very cute though..with the package {at least that's what I've been told..lol}) and he is into tall brunettes (sure having dark hair counts as brunette...lol..but my skin is a little darker than what he's used to..lol)..so the question remains...given the chance, would he actually succomb to our charms, us the ladies of the board???

He knows we would to his..without even asking..lol..what are your thoughts?

 Long live Jerry Cantrell...and I still love him

Are you kidding me!!! I'm 5' 7" and have dark brown hair! Jerry...I'm you're dream girl! Lol

...I wish...

mmmh....this thread is literally getting into a cock-fight.......

btw, i got brown hair too...ok, i'm not THAT tall (160 cm) but high heels and a pair of long leg jeans can do miracles sometimes!

...jerry, here i come!!!!!!!

I dunno about porn, I'd be to scared to go into a porn shop looking for jerry's videos lol! Tall ones you say, damn, I guess they'res no hope for me.  I saw something about natalie portman somewhere else i think once, well and she's not tall, but still pretty though

http://www.voy.com/85692/5/4723.html : yep that's it i believe

ld12:

InLoveWithAIC4Ever:

Now...we are obsessing about these guys...me specially about Jerry...but I know the kind of women he would go for...and it sure as hell isn't me...I'm super tiny, (very cute though..with the package {at least that's what I've been told..lol}) and he is into tall brunettes (sure having dark hair counts as brunette...lol..but my skin is a little darker than what he's used to..lol)..so the question remains...given the chance, would he actually succomb to our charms, us the ladies of the board???

He knows we would to his..without even asking..lol..what are your thoughts?

 Long live Jerry Cantrell...and I still love him

Are you kidding me!!! I'm 5' 7" and have dark brown hair! Jerry...I'm you're dream girl! Lol

...I wish...

And you're also young enough to make him a pedophile if those wishes come true lmao