FlutterGrrrl:

BUT

more embarassing than that: Tom frikkin' Jones!!!  seriously don't do it - he gave me the FEAR!!  "Stop thrusting your hips at us Tom; you're nearly 70 and one of them will pop out if you not careful!!!!"  Anyway don't ever be tempted even whilst drunk to go.  It's WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!  Oh and I totally respect the dude - he can belt 'em out, but just... NO!!!!

you poor young thing, i hope you can ever recover. 

But, Wait just a minute, this is what Tom Jones is known for. You can't deprive the 70 something year old fans of his who went, waiting for those "thrusts"(possibly their whole lives..).

You young folks can not just expect TJ to take his signature move out of the act. I will take your post as a warning, since I am not quite old enough to want to suffer through that in person myself, but what else will these old TJ fans have to live/lust for if you take the TJ hip-"thrusts" away?