ok so we take turns writing a section of a story to see what kind of crazy carp we can come up with, I'll start.

Once upon a time in a neighborhood far far away, lived a naked mole rat. His name was Joe Mama. Joe loved to eat bean burrito's until he found out he had Irritable Bowel Syndrome. So he got mad and started killing people.

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Layne-Hey Jerry!
Jerry-What?
Layne-Lets play tag
Jerry-not it!
Layne-ok
Jerry-na na nana boo boo you cant catch me
Layne-gotya
Jerry- missed me missed me now ya gotta uhhh nevermind

It was an unfortunate situation to begin with, being a mole rat with IBS. Most people, though fearful of being killed by such a creature, felt sorry for the homicidal wee sand puppy.

But those suffering from suffering zemmiphobia couldn't tolerate the beast and said "Send him away!"

So he was sent, to a group of monks... 

 

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...try to see it once my way...

ok that story wasnt a good one to start with anyhow. i made that one up pretty fast. maybe your idea of the homicidal wee sand puppy would be better?

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Layne-Hey Jerry!
Jerry-What?
Layne-Lets play tag
Jerry-not it!
Layne-ok
Jerry-na na nana boo boo you cant catch me
Layne-gotya
Jerry- missed me missed me now ya gotta uhhh nevermind

[Psssttt... sand puppy is another name for mole rat - I cheated and looked at Wikipedia]

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...try to see it once my way...